Let's say you meet this cute guy, have a fun date, seems like there might be potential. Then he tells you that his hobby is collecting My Little Pony and he attends conventions. Informs you that his Pony name is Klondike Scooterpants.

Is he getting sex from you? Ever?

:dead:

Does he wear chaps?

:dead:

So you would kill him. I hadn't thought of that, but that's a good idea. Keep him from ever procreating. :yay:

Does he wear chaps?

Bonne Bell Lip Smacker. Dr. Pepper flavor.

Let's say you meet this cute guy, have a fun date, seems like there might be potential. Then he tells you that his hobby is collecting My Little Pony and he attends conventions. Informs you that his Pony name is Klondike Scooterpants.

Is he getting sex from you? Ever?

Wait...he's dating? He's supposed to be a perma-virgin.

Bonne Bell Lip Smacker. Dr. Pepper flavor.

Not what I meant, but okay. :lol:

:twitch:

Is he rich?

:twitch:

Is that a no, he's not getting sex?

Is he rich?

So that's how Bob got you.

Is he rich?

Probably with a trust fund and a helicopter mommy who called him Cissy when he was a child.

Did he take you the Magic Crystal Valley place in Callaway? That is so cute!

Let's say you meet this cute guy, have a fun date, seems like there might be potential. Then he tells you that his hobby is collecting My Little Pony and he attends conventions. Informs you that his Pony name is Klondike Scooterpants.

Is he getting sex from you? Ever?

Poor Larry, getting publicly outted like this!

Let's say you meet this cute guy, have a fun date, seems like there might be potential. Then he tells you that his hobby is collecting My Little Pony and he attends conventions. Informs you that his Pony name is Klondike Scooterpants.

Is he getting sex from you? Ever?

My guess would be no, unless of course you have 8 hanging off the front of you...ain't no amateur there

Is he rich?

Sorry I am not tapping Klondike Scooterpants no matter how much $$ he has. :boo:


Would this $ be cash upfront? Would there be a time limit on said relations time?

Sorry I am not tapping Klondike Scooterpants no matter how much $$ he has. :boo:


Would this $ be cash upfront? Would there be a time limit on said relations time?
Yeah, but you never know. He could be one of those freaks who's into everything.

Or he's hung like My Little Pony's Belgian grandfather. :shrug:

"I take you for richer and richer~er".

No! (but are you sure he wants it, with all those ponies and all. ):jameo:

Is that a no, he's not getting sex?

That would be a yes, you are correct.

OMG.


google my little pony pick up lines. This exists. :lmao:

Is he rich?

Rich collects mylilponies? He posts much more masculine than that

I think he needs to pack his bags and go on "Baggage"...

"Please reveal what's in YOUR biggest bag!" :yikes:

:jerry:

OMG.


google my little pony pick up lines. This exists. :lmao:

Pony Pickup Lines - Cloudsdale Colosseum - MLP Forums (http://mlpforums.com/topic/572-pony-pickup-lines/)

:twitch:

Pony Pickup Lines - Cloudsdale Colosseum - MLP Forums (http://mlpforums.com/topic/572-pony-pickup-lines/)

:twitch:

"So, you know what they say about a pony with big hooves?"

OMFG. :killingme

I guess my Miata is looking real good about now :lol:

I guess my Miata is looking real good about now :lol:

You gonna be in the parade Saturday?

You gonna be in the parade Saturday?

Nope, heading to VA

Nope, heading to VA

Dammit...one less Miata in the parade. :bawl:

Sounds like a guy I'd end up being "set up" with... Thanks for the info though, it made me laugh :) Reminds me of why I choose to stay single!!!

You met a real life Brony? I thought they only existed on funnyjunk.

You met a real life Brony? I thought they only existed on funnyjunk.

I saw a whole room full of them a couple of weeks ago when I took my daughter to a game/anime/comic show. They were watching MLP on each other's iphones. It was creepy. They were in the mid to late 20s.

OMG.


google my little pony pick up lines. This exists. :lmao:

:jameo:

:yikes:

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Let's say you meet this cute guy, have a fun date, seems like there might be potential. Then he tells you that his hobby is collecting My Little Pony and he attends conventions. Informs you that his Pony name is Klondike Scooterpants.

Is he getting sex from you? Ever?
I remember years ago someone got a serious talking to for one of these pony peep threads.

:yikes:


Well alrighty then!

I remember years ago someone got a serious talking to for one of these pony peep threads.

That was Pasofever after renting her horse trailer and finding out afterwards it was used for a "Pony Party." She then posted some links so people would know what she was talking about. :lmao:

'scuse me while I go find the steel wool to scrub the visuals out of my eyes!! :jameo:

Let's say you meet this cute guy, have a fun date, seems like there might be potential. Then he tells you that his hobby is collecting My Little Pony and he attends conventions. Informs you that his Pony name is Klondike Scooterpants.

Is he getting sex from you? Ever?

I'd leave after i picked myself off the floor from laughing so hard.

I, being me, would be fascinated and interrogate him for as long as he'd stand it about the hows and whys. Dissect his childhood and subsequent relationships with women and get so personal that I'd probably make him cry.

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If i was a guy who wanted to turn a woman off quick, I'd tell her this...

Let's say you meet this cute guy, have a fun date, seems like there might be potential. Then he tells you that his hobby is collecting My Little Pony and he attends conventions. Informs you that his Pony name is Klondike Scooterpants.

Is he getting sex from you? Ever?

I think it was his way of getting out of having sex with you. You should freak him out and let him ride you like a sway back pony. That will teach him a lesson.

I think it was his way of getting out of having sex with you. You should freak him out and let him ride you like a sway back pony. That will teach him a lesson.

Who are you talking about?

Who are you talking about?


The “hypothetical” female and pony man. :shrug: When I said you...I didn't mean you specifically.











Please don't ban me...this is all I have.

That would be a no!

I'm pretty sure my 6 year old would be thrilled with having someone that wanted to play with all her My Little Ponies with her, but I'd be afraid to blink while they played together, much less actually have to leave the room for a potty break or something.

Let's say you meet this cute guy, have a fun date, seems like there might be potential. Then he tells you that his hobby is collecting My Little Pony and he attends conventions. Informs you that his Pony name is Klondike Scooterpants.

Is he getting sex from you? Ever?

No way, no how, even if he had a Barbie Townhouse and a Barbie car and a Barbie pool, would he be getting anything from me.

so... this guy you speak of....

does he have an acct here with us....:coffee:....
:jameo: and does he come out on friday nights with us???

if so... hey SOMDGirl...tell M I want my Barbies and horse back :drama:

so... this guy you speak of....

does he have an acct here with us....:coffee:....
:jameo: and does he come out on friday nights with us???

if so... hey SOMDGirl...tell M I want my Barbies and horse back :drama:

No take backs! BTW, she loves that horse. She was playing with all her horses again last night. I heard her say "MOM" and I replied, only to be told, "Not you, I was calling the Mom horse". :roflmao

No take backs! BTW, she loves that horse. She was playing with all her horses again last night. I heard her say "MOM" and I replied, only to be told, "Not you, I was calling the Mom horse". :roflmao

:buttkick: if taking that on fridays will give me an in with this guy... I want it back for fridays.... :lol:

:buttkick: if taking that on fridays will give me an in with this guy... I want it back for fridays.... :lol:

you want the MLP guy? :confused:

you want the MLP guy? :confused:

:shrug:.... maybe he is hung like a horse???

No way, no how, even if he had a Barbie Townhouse and a Barbie car and a Barbie pool, would he be getting anything from me.

I HATE Barbie. That b*tch has everything. :mad:

No.

No.

Her first 5 words: You meet this cute guy

That pic does not fit the description.

Her first 5 words: You meet this cute guy

That pic does not fit the description.

well??? he kinda looks like :gossip:

but he doesnt fit into the "cute" list

BUT .. BUT... DID YOU SEE THE ORANGE MLP .... I want it!!

:lmao:

well??? he kinda looks like :gossip:

but he doesnt fit into the "cute" list

BUT .. BUT... DID YOU SEE THE ORANGE MLP .... I want it!!

I'll see what I can do about getting you an orange MLP for your 40th birthday. :huggy:

I'll see what I can do about getting you an orange MLP for your 40th birthday. :huggy:

:rolleyes:.... glad I have time...

:lmao:

wow....

BUT .. BUT... DID YOU SEE THE ORANGE MLP .... I want it!!

It looks like a Sexy Creamsicle.

I, being me, would be fascinated and interrogate him for as long as he'd stand it about the hows and whys. Dissect his childhood and subsequent relationships with women and get so personal that I'd probably make him cry.

Do you do this to everyone? :lmao:

Do you do this to everyone? :lmao:

Only if they're interesting. You should feel flattered. :biggrin:

Only if they're interesting. You should feel flattered. :biggrin:

:blushing:

Let's say you meet this cute guy, have a fun date, seems like there might be potential. Then he tells you that his hobby is collecting My Little Pony and he attends conventions. Informs you that his Pony name is Klondike Scooterpants.

Is he getting sex from you? Ever?

If it was anyone else but you, I'd call :bs: :lol:

If it was anyone else but you, I'd call :bs: :lol:

Why, because you think I'd hook up with him or because you know I'd go, "Really? Fascinating. So tell me how you started with this. Did you play MLP as a child? What is your mom like? Is there a dad on the scene?"

:lol:

This is not a personal experience, btw. It was a reference to the MLP thread someone started before.

Why...

...meet this cute guy, have a fun date, seems like there might be potential. Then he tells you that his hobby is collecting My Little Pony and he attends conventions. Informs you that his Pony name is Klondike Scooterpants.

I can hear you telling the story.

Let's say you meet this cute guy, have a fun date, seems like there might be potential.

And your first clue on the rest of it was???

I mean, he got a date with you right? You didn't turn him down, you were having fun and..??

You had no clue? Maybe someone ELSE needs a kick in the drawers.

This is like the guy who went home with Lola. Seriously.

Scenario:

End of the world - you only have two options - the brony guy or a guy addicted to rape porn - you MUST choose one. No choosing not to believe in the no win scenario - you are not Kirk.

This is like the guy who went home with Lola. Seriously.

He obviously liked it because he hooked up with her again in Destroyer.

I'll take the brony guy.

He obviously liked it because he hooked up with her again in Destroyer.

Not very many people are aware of that little tid bit.

Uber trivia!

Not very many people are aware of that little tid bit.

Uber trivia!
I read that last night and "wondered who the #### is lola" , it just hit me :killingme

I read that last night and "wondered who the #### is lola" , it just hit me :killingme

Want me to spell it for y'ah?


:lol:

Want me to spell it for y'ah?


:lol:
Sometimes I'm a little slow.

Sometimes I'm a little slow.

Nothing is quite as dispiriting as tee'ing one up and a...wiff.....


:doh:

Nothing is quite as dispiriting as tee'ing one up and a...wiff.....


:doh:
sorry for starting your day with a wiff.

Yes please please spell it out for me, please use single syllable words and stick figures or appropriately positioned smilies (this one may be appropriate :dye:).

He obviously liked it because he hooked up with her again in Destroyer.

Then I suppose that answers the original question, huh?

Yes please please spell it out for me..

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