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A PSYCHOTIC-looking clown who promises to scare children senseless can be booked as a birthday surprise.

The evil clown from Stephen King horror film It. Dominic Deville got the idea for his business from watching horror films
For a fee, actor Dominic Deville dresses up in a deathly clown mask and contacts his child "victims" in the Swiss city of Lucerne to tell them he is watching them.

His "evil clown" service unfolds further as he teases his targets with texts, phone calls and booby-trapped letters, warning them that at some point during their birthday party, he will throw a cake in their face, the Austrian Times reports.

Mr Deville's look appears based on the monster clown played by Tim Curry in the 1990 TV adaptation of the Stephen King novel It.

:cds: :faint:

Yuck.

I hate clowns.

Evil Clown is redundant.

Clowns. :lol:

Oh goody. Let's scare the crap and pee out of junior, :yikes: get him so neurotic he'll dread his birthday every year, put up with nightly nightmares where he wakes up screaming, and jumps when he sees his own frickin' shadow.:sarcasm:

Why would ANYONE do this? :shrug:

I can remember that horrible move "beep beep". I was afraid to go into the bathroom for a week !

Why would ANYONE do this? :shrug:

I can remember that horrible move "beep beep". I was afraid to go into the bathroom for a week !


We all float down here.........

Why would ANYONE do this? :shrug:

I can remember that horrible move "beep beep". I was afraid to go into the bathroom for a week !
You must be new at this parenting thing... where's your sense of adventure? Here... try this... when your kid gets a little older dump a box of baking soda down the sink, squirt some red food dye down the sink then when he is in the vacinity, dump a cup of vinegar down the sink and start screaming bloody murder... he'll race in and think its a scene right out of a horror story... it's hilarious! :clap:

You must be new at this parenting thing... where's your sense of adventure? Here... try this... when your kid gets a little older dump a box of baking soda down the sink, squirt some red food dye down the sink then when he is in the vacinity, dump a cup of vinegar down the sink and start screaming bloody murder... he'll race in and think its a scene right out of a horror story... it's hilarious! :clap:

I should try this now! :roflmao:

You must be new at this parenting thing... where's your sense of adventure? Here... try this... when your kid gets a little older dump a box of baking soda down the sink, squirt some red food dye down the sink then when he is in the vicinity, dump a cup of vinegar down the sink and start screaming bloody murder... he'll race in and think its a scene right out of a horror story... it's hilarious! :clap:

Gonna have to do this tonight....with the garbage disposal on. Can't wait! Thanks!!!!

:killingme at one year old, my son would no doubt laugh at me :killingme