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limblips
06-04-2012, 08:42 PM
curling irons have a warning label "For External Use Only". What kind of sicko drove that requirement?
afjess1989
06-04-2012, 08:46 PM
curling irons have a warning label "For External Use Only". What kind of sicko drove that requirement?
Remember the chick from Lexington park a few year back...when her husband and her used a sawzall as a sex toy.....
Retrodeb54
06-04-2012, 08:50 PM
Tip of the iceberg... here ya go.
•Sleeping Pills -- Caution: May make you drowsy.
•Lighters -- Contents flammable.
•Dog Shampoo -- The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
•Shampoo -- Intended for use on hair only -- not eyes.
•Stroller-- Remove infant before folding for storage. My personal favorite.
•Curling Iron -- Not for internal use.
•Microwave Oven -- Do not use for drying pets.
•Child's Playhouse -- This is not a toy.
•Toilet Bowl Cleaning Brush -- Do not use orally.
•King Size Mattress -- Warning: Do not attempt to swallow.
•Can of Insecticide -- This spray is harmful to insects.
•Firecrackers -- Do not light while holding in mouth.
•Fat-Free Potato Chips -- May cause anal leakage.
•Peanut Butter -- Warning: May contain nuts.
•TV Dinner -- Remove plastic wrap cover before eating.
•Batteries -- Do not swallow. C or D batteries may cause choking.
•.22-Caliber Rifle -- May cause injury or death.
•Hardware Store Rotary Drill -- This product not intended for dental purposes.
•Hemorrhoid Suppositories -- Remove aluminum wrapping before insertion.
•Disposable Diapers -- Dispose of after use.
•Electric Cattle Prod -- For use on animals only.
:coffee:
somdfunguy
06-04-2012, 09:11 PM
Remember the chick from Lexington park a few year back...when her husband and her used a sawzall as a sex toy.....
Who knew? With my new wife we use the hammer drill instead.
Retrodeb54
06-04-2012, 09:29 PM
Who knew? With my new wife we use the hammer drill instead.
:faint:
:coffee:
getbent
06-04-2012, 09:30 PM
Tip of the iceberg... here ya go.
•Sleeping Pills -- Caution: May make you drowsy.
•Lighters -- Contents flammable.
•Dog Shampoo -- The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
•Shampoo -- Intended for use on hair only -- not eyes.
•Stroller-- Remove infant before folding for storage. My personal favorite.
•Curling Iron -- Not for internal use.
•Microwave Oven -- Do not use for drying pets.
•Child's Playhouse -- This is not a toy.
•Toilet Bowl Cleaning Brush -- Do not use orally.
•King Size Mattress -- Warning: Do not attempt to swallow.
•Can of Insecticide -- This spray is harmful to insects.
•Firecrackers -- Do not light while holding in mouth.
•Fat-Free Potato Chips -- May cause anal leakage.
•Peanut Butter -- Warning: May contain nuts.
•TV Dinner -- Remove plastic wrap cover before eating.
•Batteries -- Do not swallow. C or D batteries may cause choking.
•.22-Caliber Rifle -- May cause injury or death.
•Hardware Store Rotary Drill -- This product not intended for dental purposes.
•Hemorrhoid Suppositories -- Remove aluminum wrapping before insertion.
•Disposable Diapers -- Dispose of after use.
•Electric Cattle Prod -- For use on animals only.
:coffee:
You'd be surprised how many times I've heard that. :lol:
BOHDEN
06-06-2012, 02:30 PM
remember the chick from lexington park a few year back...when her husband and her used a sawzall as a sex toy.....
what????? Are you kidding me??? Omg!!!!!!!!!!!
kk2187
06-06-2012, 02:45 PM
My hair straightener says it's not for household use in Canada :eyebrow:
DEEKAYPEE8569
06-06-2012, 04:19 PM
Who knew? With my new wife we use the hammer drill instead.
Well.....along the lines of that saws-all; which does have a name in the indrusty; you know what it is :nudge: :nudge:; they also have "an attachment" for cordless drills. Wanna guess what the industry named it?
DEEKAYPEE8569
06-06-2012, 04:22 PM
Remember the chick from Lexington park a few year back...when her husband and her used a sawzall as a sex toy.....
But the dummy forgot to take the BLADE out.
WHY the 'this might cut' did not dawn on these two, I don't get.
desertrat
06-06-2012, 04:31 PM
•King Size Mattress -- Warning: Do not attempt to swallow.
Somehow I find this one a bit hard to, um, believe.
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