I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.

A couple of nights ago, I was out drinking with some friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.

Knowing I was well over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a bus home!

Sure enough, there was a police check-stop on the way, but it was a bus and they waved it past.

I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a bus before, and still don't know where I got it.

:buddies:

good one did not see that one coming