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Misfit
06-14-2012, 12:38 PM
Parents Buy Their Son a Macbook Pro if he Promises not to be Gay | NowPublic News Coverage (http://www.nowpublic.com/culture/parents-buy-their-son-macbook-pro-if-he-promises-not-be-gay-2944116.html)

An ad on Craigslist went viral after a mother or father posted a year-old Macbook Pro to buy their son the new macbook, as long as he promises not to be gay.

In the ad, a mom or dad is selling their son’s computer because he wants to get the newest version of the Macbook. They go on to explain that they’re not spoiling their son with this new laptop, quite the contrary-because their son was caught engaging in “homosexual acts,” this was his reward for claiming he would choose to be straight.

In case you can't read it, here's what the ad says:


"I am selling my son's macbook pro 15 inch. He found out that there is going to be a new macbook so I will be buying that for him. I bought it last summer so it isn't even a year old yet. It is on pretty decent shape. I am pretty firm on the price.

Just a footnote, I don't want to get a ton of messages from you guys saying that I am spoiling my son and turning him into an entitled monster. There is a backstory that you aren't even aware of. My son was committing homosexual acts and got caught in the act. We made a deal that if he chose to be straight, that we would buy him more nice things. So don't message me saying that I am a bad parent for spoiling him. It's quite the opposite, I am a good parent and I'm working with him to correct his problem."

bcp
06-14-2012, 12:57 PM
Condensed version.
Suck a frank, get a MacBook.

Dakota
06-14-2012, 01:01 PM
Condensed version.
Suck a frank, get a MacBook.

:killingme

vraiblonde
06-14-2012, 04:50 PM
Hey, Mom, TMI :smack: What is with these freaking parents???

Merlin99
06-14-2012, 05:28 PM
If you buy him a Mac aren't you guaranteeing he'll be gay?

vraiblonde
06-14-2012, 05:32 PM
If you buy him a Mac aren't you guaranteeing he'll be gay?

:drummer:

GWguy
06-14-2012, 05:48 PM
"Don't be gay, Sparky! Don't be gay!"

Don't Be Gay (Season 1, Episode 4) - Video Clips - South Park Studios (http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/149732/dont-be-gay)

b23hqb
06-14-2012, 06:17 PM
Hey, Mom, TMI :smack: What is with these freaking parents???

These "parents" of obviously no parenting skills need to read the entire speech by teacher McCullough from that Wellesley High School in Ma.

David McCullough Jr.’s commencement address: You’re Not Special - BostonHerald.com (http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/20120607youre_not_special)

The kid is not special. just earn what you get.

What wimps. Perhaps one or both of them could inhale or intake whatever they fear their child might partake of. Live on the macbook or whatever.

somdfunguy
06-14-2012, 06:23 PM
I heard the 15" Mac was too small, he needed the extra two inches.

b23hqb
06-14-2012, 07:55 PM
I heard the 15" Mac was too small, he needed the extra two inches.

Ouch - or maybe "Ooooohhhhh---Baby, you are from Havana, right?


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