This bachelor moved into a singles complex. He was quite thrilled that there were so many single ladies who were very attractive. Evey unit has a parking space assigned to it. The bachelor comes home from work one day and see's someone has taken his space. He then parks in someone else's space. A little later that evening he hears a knock at the door. He looks out the peephole and see's the gorgeous, well built blond standing at his door in a very sheer nightie. he opens the door with a big smile on his face and asks if he can help her, Why yes, she says, very soft and sexy, Do you drive that cute little red convertible in the parking lot? He smiles again, feeling very confidant that he is going to get lucky tonite. Yes, thats my car...why...do you want a ride. She smiles and reaches out and unzips his pants and takes his junk and one hand and then proceeds to slap his stuff with the other hand saying at the same time...DONT YOU EVER PARK IN MY SPACE AGAIN!!!

you suck at jokes

you suck at jokes

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This bachelor moved into a singles complex. He was quite thrilled that there were so many single ladies who were very attractive. Evey unit has a parking space assigned to it. The bachelor comes home from work one day and see's someone has taken his space. He then parks in someone else's space. A little later that evening he hears a knock at the door. He looks out the peephole and see's the gorgeous, well built blond standing at his door in a very sheer nightie. he opens the door with a big smile on his face and asks if he can help her, Why yes, she says, very soft and sexy, Do you drive that cute little red convertible in the parking lot? He smiles again, feeling very confidant that he is going to get lucky tonite. Yes, thats my car...why...do you want a ride. She smiles and reaches out and unzips his pants and takes his junk and one hand and then proceeds to slap his stuff with the other hand saying at the same time...DONT YOU EVER PARK IN MY SPACE AGAIN!!!

Slap his stuff? :lol:

I read it twice, thought I missed something the first time, still didn't get it.

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This bachelor moved into a singles complex. He was quite thrilled that there were so many single ladies who were very attractive. Evey unit has a parking space assigned to it. The bachelor comes home from work one day and see's someone has taken his space. He then parks in someone else's space. A little later that evening he hears a knock at the door. He looks out the peephole and see's the gorgeous, well built blond standing at his door in a very sheer nightie. he opens the door with a big smile on his face and asks if he can help her, Why yes, she says, very soft and sexy, Do you drive that cute little red convertible in the parking lot? He smiles again, feeling very confidant that he is going to get lucky tonite. Yes, thats my car...why...do you want a ride. She smiles and reaches out and unzips his pants and takes his junk and one hand and then proceeds to slap his stuff with the other hand saying at the same time...DONT YOU EVER PARK IN MY SPACE AGAIN!!!

Even though picturing a hot blond in skimpy clothes on the door step at night is hot, BUT keep your day job, the joke sucks. Was there even a joke?

Man, y'all are a tough crowd - give the person credit for trying. It wasn't a knee-slapper but it got a smile, and isn't that the purpose? Humor is, after all, very subjective.

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Geeez, excuuuusssee me!! Tough crowd. Its actually pretty funny but its one of those jokes that has to be told in person I guess. I promise I'll do better next time.

Geeez, excuuuusssee me!! Tough crowd. Its actually pretty funny but its one of those jokes that has to be told in person I guess. I promise I'll do better next time.:huggy:

Geeez, excuuuusssee me!! Tough crowd. Its actually pretty funny but its one of those jokes that has to be told in person I guess. I promise I'll do better next time.

I really wasn't trying to be mean, I just thought maybe something go let out or I missed something. :flowers:

I really wasn't trying to be mean, I just thought maybe something go let out or I missed something. :flowers:

Thats okay, I guess it was more of a sight joke. No biggie and no problem. :buddies:

Thats okay, I guess it was more of a sight joke. No biggie and no problem. :buddies:

So in person do you act it out?

Kicking him in the vagina would have been funny?

I really wasn't trying to be mean, I just thought maybe something go let out or I missed something. :flowers:

I think 'his stuff' got let out

I think 'his stuff' got let out

I hate typos. :banghead: