I should go on a date with Lance?

Dooo eeeeeet

I should go on a date with Lance?

Do you live in Alabama?

Do you live in Alabama?

:howdy:

:howdy:

:howdy: Could we try again? Third time could be the charm.:smile:

:howdy: Could we try again? Third time could be the charm.:smile:

Are you stable enough to handle a internet friendship? u sure did turn on me.

Lmao you guys are trying to set me up!!!

Are you stable enough to handle a internet friendship? u sure did turn on me.

I do have a nasty habit of venting my anger on this forum. I am alot better, though! You should have seen me when I first joined. :lol: Oh, and I currently hold the title of "Forum Freakout Queen". This information may be helpful to you.

I should go on a date with Lance?
Only if you take pictures. It will be priceless when he finds out you're a guy!

I can honestly say I have not given this one little bitty smidgen of thought, nor do I intend to. Therefore I will vote "present".

I'm jealous Lance, and Summer!! I voted YES!!!!!!!!

I cannot adequately express in words the amount of #### that I do not give.

I cannot adequately express in words the amount of #### that I do not give.

Try.

Try.


I care less than the Honey Badger (http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=honey+badger+don%27t+care&FORM=HDRSC2).



I don't know if you're familiar with the Honey Badger, but that's some serious apathy going on there.

I care less than the Honey Badger (http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=honey+badger+don%27t+care&FORM=HDRSC2).



I don't know if you're familiar with the Honey Badger, but that's some serious apathy going on there.

Honey Badger tude. A profound level of indifference indeed.

The title of the poll is "Who thinks"...

I think that could be a poll just by itself.

Who are Lance and the blonde? :poke:

Lance is stupid

:duel:

Reposted 4 those that didn`t get a chance 2 read it, as if any1 cares, but betcha a choice few do. Especially 4 the curious 1s. Kinda a silly way 2 just ask a simple ? like, ya know, phones don`t exist????? BWI is open, as well as PNS airport.

Lance can decide on his own who he wishes to date, but it will most def be a female with her act together, & not some airhead. It`s been std b4, a 1 on 1 would be recommended, @ her choosing, but @ my time. Public as to not cause any angst (that`s bs), but to allow 2 ppl to just communicate intelligently. Just FYI Lance does not play head games, & someone knows that for dang sure, & that person shall receive the mutual respect & anonymity until such time both are comfortable with ? the rest of y`all knowin. If 2 ppl are in sync besides just the blah blah blah in an internet website, then anything else is for those two ppl to decide/determine a rendevouz, or otherwise. & Lance neva votes on any polls or surveys. way too smart & most assuredly not a dumazz redneck.

In Summation: Have fun with y`alls poll or w/eva b/c only Lance & sum1 else will eva know. doin 1s homework prior is a must, & it works 4 both.

& if anyone thinks for 1 second that Lance is stupid, just remember those words "I Don`t Think So".

& 2 think Lance culdnt tipe rite. ;-)
There`s only 1 Lance, fact, & no dang fiction about it.

It`s easy 2 c who(m) tries like heck 2 imposter, but nah, aint even close.

Enjoy the dramatix & 2nz.

Hey OP, plz read @ yr leisure. :D this post will/may nawt stay here long. Salt water is callin. beach is fine.

& Lance is 100% Str8, so b careful whatcha ask 4. No goofy bs. May b a protégé 2 check yr validity 1st !!!!!!!!!


LMFAOOOOOOO. i think i just peed a little :killingme:yahoo:

fixin 2 dump the posts, but u can bet it was read, & most likely by some that u wish hadn`t 4 damn sure.



you like...scare me. you're strange.

LMFAOOOOOOO. i think i just peed a little :killingme:yahoo:

Better call the maid! :jet:

Just close yr eyes 4 as sec & just imagine what Lance is thinkin, wait 4 the post, then open yr eyes.

Common courtesy would dictate U (?) 2 to say "Hey call me", then U`d "possibly get yr answer"? But if U have to resort to an open forum survey to get an answer, GOOD LUCK...it ain`t happ`n.

& if u know txt, remember this 1 wtb4tbs!!!!!!!

b/c u won`t get it here. much smarter than ya think STF. :-?

fixin 2 dump the posts, but u can bet it was read, & most likely by some that u wish hadn`t 4 damn sure.

Meanwhile........back @ The ......... have a Gr8 aftanun.

You can dump it if you want but she/summer quoted it so it'll still be here :wink:

& when the posts r dumped so is yr LIKE. GOTCHA.

Kris just verified who u r. TIA.

quotes neva matter, saved elsewhere 4 future reference!!!

not worried about post count #s either, not here 2 win a popularity contest. ;-)

But is is fun to have so many threads/polls/surveys oh so curious about Lance. :D

I did whaaat???

I lose brain cells talking to Lance. Like...i can't be on here anymore lmao.

I cannot adequately express in words the amount of #### that I do not give.

:yay: I also do not give a flying rat's ass

I lose brain cells talking to Lance. Like...i can't be on here anymore lmao.

like..... really?

u r 1 whacko 4 sure. plz spellchk that 1. :lmao: look in yr mirror.

psssst btw yr thread is just about 2 b ...............................................................................................................

howeva, it sure gets the hits for VEI. TIA.

u still waitin on that foncall?????????????

you make no sense, dude.

as if U do???????? like ya know :crazy: :duh:

U`ve been made, give it ^.


good one. and stop sending me 5 PMs at a time!!!!

ahem........U PM`d me early this a.m.

do u know what a FML is?? :whistle:

Fix My Lighthouse?

noooooooooooooo. lol.

I PMed you this morning....because...I was.....writing you back. I never PMd you first. And good one...you called me weird. AFTER I said you were strange. you are quite clever. lets be friends

So much 4 yr survey, U just got burned. GOTCHA :killingme toldja.

Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That ####

1. A commonly used protest to an uncommonly stupid or ridiculous comment. The phrase was first coined by the 18th century scotish philosopher David Hume in his 1751 book "An Enquiry Concerning the Principles of Morals".

2. The most common and non fallacious arguement against Nihilism.

3. An advanced tactic used by police negotiators

4. The mating call of Hispanics.

1. Girl in tears: i can't let him leave me for that tramp! I'm just going to get pregnant and claim that the child is his!

Guy Friend: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That ####!

2. Nihilist: It is impossible to distinguish 'existence' from 'non-existence' as there are no objective qualities, and thus a reality, that one state could possess in order to discern between the two.

Other Philosopher: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That ####!

3. Insane Man: All of you need to back the #### off before I blow this #####'s brains right out of her ####ing head!

Police Negotiator: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That ####!

4. Friend: Hey, look at that fine girl that came with *insert name here*

Hispanic dude: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That ####!

Friend: What?


pssst maybe sum1 stayed @ The Holidy Inn in Waldorf this past weekend? :whistle:
How do you know that? Im seriously freaked out. How do I put him on my ignore list? HELP!

How do you know that? Im seriously freaked out. How do I put him on my ignore list? HELP!
Flip me the he!! out man! That really scares me too. Take care Summer. Lance B HAVE!

Wirelessly posted

It was just in jest, she started this stupid thread, I didn`t. & any posts were just silly, in it`s entirety. so blame the OP, ok. In any event, plz forgive, & have a nice afternoon & evening.
Don`t shoot the messenger. & it`s not my fault the posts were quoted.

& if Lance is ever challenged, he will most definitely never hesitate to reply as deemed appropriate.

some ppl have a very nice REAL LIFE, try it sometime.

never typed who was in W`dorf @ The Holiday Inn tcob`n??????????

& all that survey jargon below came from "Urban Dictionary" under yr choice of words "Aw Hell Naw". check the website yrself.

This thread was neva alive, so dispense with the "Dead in the Water" pun.

Example of Urban Dictionary

Meltdowntown :killingme

2 possible definitions:

1)The mental state of extreme stress, just before complete meltdown. Not actually there, but in the very near vicinity.

2)The actual location of an inner-city area where the homeless, crackheads, derelicts, and general loonies loiter.

1) My workload has doubled since I returned from vacation. I can see the sign to Meltdowntown from here.

2) The hotel is great, but the area is really seedy. Looks like the boss set me up in the center of Meltdowntown.

It takes me a little bit to decipher the posts but it keeps me busy at least.

Wirelessly posted



It takes me a little bit to decipher the posts but it keeps me busy at least.

Licenseplateese. Right? OU812? :lol:

Lance neva did say who or who(s) stayed @ The Holiday Inn either.
Culda been 4 "Strictly Business" or 4 "Recreational Purpose(s)". :-? %%- keep guessin

cash $ only & no record = smart. w2b4stbs

you stalk me. gtfo

you stalk me. gtfo

try the ignore feature, works really well

I care less than the Honey Badger (http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=honey+badger+don%27t+care&FORM=HDRSC2).



I don't know if you're familiar with the Honey Badger, but that's some serious apathy going on there.

:yay: when people ask for my input, such as where to eat. If I truly don't care, I just say I'm honey badger.

Lmao you guys are trying to set me up!!!

Never! Speaking on behalf, we all are hurt that you'd even think such a thing.

:bawl:







:whistle:

LMFAOOOOOOO. i think i just peed a little :killingme:yahoo:

#watersports

:kinky:

I did whaaat???

Hard to tell with Sir Lance-a-whut.

you`re the 1 that asked 4 a date, so back atcha _______. Yep.

:crazy:

This thread makes me weep for humanity.

This thread makes me weep for humanity.

You are wrong. This thread affords the mentally challenged the opportunity to feel superior to the average forumite.

:coffee:

:coffee:

:smack:

Why is this in the survey section and not the reptile section??

no one is eva compelled or forced to read what is typed, while what is real only the wise can see it & not in type! That is a sense in itself.
Many may wonder why type it here, while othas know the diference btwn the truth & what they may perceive to be the truth. Whateva is fiction, that is their call. For those that think vs know, that is called individuality.

so u figure, no prob fixin 2 dump the posts soon enoguh, so don`t fret what ya don`t know. What you do know, then that is fine, what you wish to know may neva be known.

A nice valid post w/o any fuss.

Qutoed so we can all enjoy lance speak :coffee: