My trip to the grocery

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." - So, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical laughter & shrieking subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

My trip to the grocery

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." - So, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical laughter & shrieking subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

Could qualify as a blonde joke.