I wish people would leave it alone.

:coffee:

but they aren't. Lets face it, people love drama.

I wish people would leave it alone.

:coffee:

:love:

Pun intended? :eyebrow:

I'm just thankful yard guy got rid of all my leaves from fall.

I'm just thankful yard guy got rid of all my leaves from fall.

One can make like a tree and leaf. :shrug:

One can make like a tree and leaf. :shrug:

Young Biff: “Why don’t you make like a tree and get outta’ here?”
Old Biff: “It’s leave, you idiot! Make like a tree, and leave. You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong!”

:howdy:

:howdy:

:neener:

:neener:

:lmao:

:lmao:

"Why don't you ever iron a four-leaf clover?

You might press your luck."

:drummer:

I'm on city water :confused:

"Why don't you ever iron a four-leaf clover?

You might press your luck."

:drummer:

I feel like I fired the first shot in a war where I am completely out-numbered....

87001

:lol:

I'm on city water :confused:

You sure you're not on crack?

I feel like I fired the first shot in a war where I am completely out-numbered....

87001

:lol:

Did Lucille leave you? :poorbaby:

Did Lucille leave you? :poorbaby:

She picked a fine time.:cds:

She picked a fine time.:cds:

She was a #####, slut, whore... :coffee:

She was a #####, slut, whore... :coffee:

:lol: Don't hold back now...

She was a #####, slut, whore... :coffee:

Damn, calm down there turbo :lol:

:lol: Don't hold back now...

:killingme

:whoosh:

:patonhead:

:roflmao:

:killingme

:whoosh:

:patonhead:

:roflmao:

:confused: do what now?

:killingme

:whoosh:

:patonhead:

:roflmao:

really.... :lol:

:confused: do what now?

It's not as funny if I have to explain it... :ohwell:

really.... :lol:

I am lost... I don't get it. :frown:

She was a #####, slut, whore... :coffee:



"She's leaving now 'cause I just heard the slamming of the door
The way I know I've heard it slam some 100 times before."
:singer:

"She's leaving now 'cause I just heard the slamming of the door
The way I know I've heard it slam some 100 times before."
:singer:

I didn't know you could sing!

In a bar in Toledo,across from the depot,
On a barstool she took off her ring.
I thought I'd get closer
So I walked on over.
I sat down and asked her her name.
When the drinks finally hit her,
She said,"I'm no quitter,
But I finally quit living on dreams.
I'm hungry for laughter,
Here ever after
I'm after whatever the other life brings."

In the mirror I saw him,
And I closely watched him.
I thought how he looked out of place.
He came to the woman
Who sat there beside me.
He had a strange look on his face.
The big hands were calloused,
He looked like a mountain,
For a minute I thought I was dead.
But he started shaking,
His big heart was breaking,
He turned to the woman and said,

"You picked a fine time to leave me,Lucille
Audience chimes in here and adds: You #####, You SLUT, You WHORE!
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
I've had some bad times,
Lived through some sad times,
This time the hurtin' won't heal.
You picked a fine time to leave me,Lucille.

After he left us,I ordered more whiskey.
I thought how she'd made him look small.
From the lights of the barroom to the rented hotel room
We walked without talking at all.
She was a beauty,but when she came to me
She must have thought I'd lost my mind.
I couldn't hold her, for the words that he told her
Kept comin' back time after time.

"You picked a fine time to leave me,Lucille
Audience chimes in here and adds: You #####, You SLUT, You WHORE!
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
I've had some bad times,
Lived through some sad times,
This time the hurtin' won't heal.
You picked a fine time to leave me,Lucille.

"You picked a fine time to leave me,Lucille
Audience chimes in here and adds: You #####, You SLUT, You WHORE!
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
I've had some bad times,
Lived through some sad times,
This time the hurtin' won't heal.
You picked a fine time to leave me,Lucille.

:singer:

You're right - it's not funny when you have to explain it. :ohwell:










Sorry - didn't mean to slam you. :flowers:

I didn't know you could sing!

Neither did he.

I didn't know you could sing!

Only on the webz.

You're right - it's not funny when you have to explain it. :ohwell:

Sorry - didn't mean to slam you. :flowers:

Leave me alone, you big meamie. :bawl:

Only on the webz.

Ah. One of those computerized auto-tune things, eh?

She was a #####, slut, whore... :coffee:

Duh! I thought you were imitating The Tourettes Guy!:doh:

Duh! I thought you were imitating The Tourettes Guy!:doh:

I haven't seen that one.

Duh! I thought you were imitating The Tourettes Guy!:doh:

That's only at happy hour.

I haven't seen that one.

Search it on YouTube. Funny as heck!:popcorn: