ok here it is.. first my mom never hits me. me and my bother got into a fight at mcdonalds we threw ketchup on each other.im older im 15 he is 13. i got some ketchup on some woman clothes and my mom had to reinburst her for the damage. my mom freak out on me told me i was a immature baby and my brother to in front of people in mcdonlads. Leaving mcdonalds she told us that she should get us some pacifers and some pampers and a playpen. people were looking at me. like she was right. she took away my x box my i pod and cell i cant go out on weekends now. on the car ride home she is yelling at us telling us when she goes to wallmart she should buy us a crib and stuff.telling me we made her look like a bad mother shes being a total ##### to me.

Can i turn her into CPS for abuse saying those things to me? isnt it slander or something saying lies about someone. saying i need pampers and making me look bad in public.For the record he started it my brother not me. its not fair shes doing this. she took away my games and i cant go out now cause of that #####. i want her to chill out and respect me.

ok here it is.. first my mom never hits me. me and my bother got into a fight at mcdonalds we threw ketchup on each other.im older im 15 he is 13. i got some ketchup on some woman clothes and my mom had to reinburst her for the damage. my mom freak out on me told me i was a immature baby and my brother to in front of people in mcdonlads. Leaving mcdonalds she told us that she should get us some pacifers and some pampers and a playpen. people were looking at me. like she was right. she took away my x box my i pod and cell i cant go out on weekends now. on the car ride home she is yelling at us telling us when she goes to wallmart she should buy us a crib and stuff.telling me we made her look like a bad mother shes being a total ##### to me.

Can i turn her into CPS for abuse saying those things to me? isnt it slander or something saying lies about someone. saying i need pampers and making me look bad in public.For the record he started it my brother not me. its not fair shes doing this. she took away my games and i cant go out now cause of that #####. i want her to chill out and respect me.

I don't know a out cps but, no way I would put up with that lack of respect for my feelings and dignity. . I'd move out, buy a house, a car and all the stuff I want and go throw ketchup on people and act like an immature child all I like and make all my own rules and go out every weekend if I felt like it. I mean think about. It's that or respect your mom and do as you are told. Who do you think knows better? Her????

ok here it is.. first my mom never hits me. me and my bother got into a fight at mcdonalds we threw ketchup on each other.im older im 15 he is 13. i got some ketchup on some woman clothes and my mom had to reinburst her for the damage. my mom freak out on me told me i was a immature baby and my brother to in front of people in mcdonlads. Leaving mcdonalds she told us that she should get us some pacifers and some pampers and a playpen. people were looking at me. like she was right. she took away my x box my i pod and cell i cant go out on weekends now. on the car ride home she is yelling at us telling us when she goes to wallmart she should buy us a crib and stuff.telling me we made her look like a bad mother shes being a total ##### to me.

Can i turn her into CPS for abuse saying those things to me? isnt it slander or something saying lies about someone. saying i need pampers and making me look bad in public.For the record he started it my brother not me. its not fair shes doing this. she took away my games and i cant go out now cause of that #####. i want her to chill out and respect me.

Then don't act like a 4 year old. Respect is gained. How do you do in school? How about your chores?

I'd be more worried that you're a dog named Emily. Dogs are not supposed to use computers.

There is no reason that you nor your brother should have acted that way, especially out in public.

Respect your mother and she will respect you!

Can i turn her into CPS for abuse saying those things to me? isnt it slander or something saying lies about someone. saying i need pampers and making me look bad in public.For the record he started it my brother not me. its not fair shes doing this. she took away my games and i cant go out now cause of that #####. i want her to chill out and respect me.

Are there any firearms in the home?

There is no reason that you nor your brother should have acted that way, especially out in public.

Respect your mother and she will respect you!
MY MOM JUST DIDNT CALL ME A BABY BUT TOLD ME I BELONG IN PAMPERS AGAIN look people heard her call me a baby in mcdonalds and tell me that she was going to get me diapers and a crib for what i did. i have witnessess dont you think that would help with soical servcies. its not fair it was only ketchup we threw on people and the people in front of us were old like in 60s they wouldnt even know it was on there clothes if my mom didnt say anything. its not fair you know. i dont want to sound like a whinny baby . she had to pay 45 bucks for the clothes i ruined but that was her choice. BUT NO OTHER MOM WOULD TELL ME THAT I SHOULD BE IN DIAPERS AND NEED A BOTTLE ONLY MINE DOES THAT. thats how un cool she is.. IT WAS ONLY MCDONALDS NO PLACE FANCY AND IT WAS KETCHUP. her telling everyone im a baby and belong in pampers and stuff was foul you know and a bunch of lies. no one got hurt it was only ketchup. cause of her people think i need pampers on me now. she needs to chill the out.

MY MOM JUST DIDNT CALL ME A BABY BUT TOLD ME I BELONG IN PAMPERS AGAIN look people heard her call me a baby in mcdonalds and tell me that she was going to get me diapers and a crib for what i did. i have witnessess dont you think that would help with soical servcies. its not fair it was only ketchup we threw on people and the people in front of us were old like in 60s they wouldnt even know it was on there clothes if my mom didnt say anything. its not fair you know. i dont want to sound like a whinny baby . she had to pay 45 bucks for the clothes i ruined but that was her choice. BUT NO OTHER MOM WOULD TELL ME THAT I SHOULD BE IN DIAPERS AND NEED A BOTTLE ONLY MINE DOES THAT. thats how un cool she is.. IT WAS ONLY MCDONALDS NO PLACE FANCY AND IT WAS KETCHUP. her telling everyone im a baby and belong in pampers and stuff was foul you know and a bunch of lies. no one got hurt it was only ketchup. cause of her people think i need pampers on me now. she needs to chill the out.
Take it as a life lesson. You screwed up, and yes you acted like a child. Suck it up and act more like a responsible young adult than a child, and you'll get your toys back (Hmm, anyone see the irony there?). Calling CPS because she told you like she saw it is not abuse and is no reason to call CPS.

And you should have paid for the dress to be cleaned, not your mother. That's probably why she's so pizzed off at you. I'll bet she pays for your phone and your iPod and your xBox as well. $45 is a lot of money to throw away because you made a mess. Apologize to your mom and give her back the $45 she had to shell out.

Just think, at 15 this kid will be on the road in a few months or a year.

and the people in front of us were old like in 60s they wouldnt even know it was on there clothes if my mom didnt say anything.

You want to be treated with respect? Try treating others with respect and you might get some.

ok here it is.. first my mom never hits me. me and my bother got into a fight at mcdonalds we threw ketchup on each other.im older im 15 he is 13. i got some ketchup on some woman clothes and my mom had to reinburst her for the damage. my mom freak out on me told me i was a immature baby and my brother to in front of people in mcdonlads. Leaving mcdonalds she told us that she should get us some pacifers and some pampers and a playpen. people were looking at me. like she was right. she took away my x box my i pod and cell i cant go out on weekends now. on the car ride home she is yelling at us telling us when she goes to wallmart she should buy us a crib and stuff.telling me we made her look like a bad mother shes being a total ##### to me.

Can i turn her into CPS for abuse saying those things to me? isnt it slander or something saying lies about someone. saying i need pampers and making me look bad in public.For the record he started it my brother not me. its not fair shes doing this. she took away my games and i cant go out now cause of that #####. i want her to chill out and respect me.

MY MOM JUST DIDNT CALL ME A BABY BUT TOLD ME I BELONG IN PAMPERS AGAIN look people heard her call me a baby in mcdonalds and tell me that she was going to get me diapers and a crib for what i did. i have witnessess dont you think that would help with soical servcies. its not fair it was only ketchup we threw on people and the people in front of us were old like in 60s they wouldnt even know it was on there clothes if my mom didnt say anything. its not fair you know. i dont want to sound like a whinny baby . she had to pay 45 bucks for the clothes i ruined but that was her choice. BUT NO OTHER MOM WOULD TELL ME THAT I SHOULD BE IN DIAPERS AND NEED A BOTTLE ONLY MINE DOES THAT. thats how un cool she is.. IT WAS ONLY MCDONALDS NO PLACE FANCY AND IT WAS KETCHUP. her telling everyone im a baby and belong in pampers and stuff was foul you know and a bunch of lies. no one got hurt it was only ketchup. cause of her people think i need pampers on me now. she needs to chill the out.

Funniest post in years! :yay:

I don't believe a word of it, but just in case...

MY MOM JUST DIDNT CALL ME A BABY BUT TOLD ME I BELONG IN PAMPERS AGAIN look people heard her call me a baby in mcdonalds and tell me that she was going to get me diapers and a crib for what i did. i have witnessess dont you think that would help with soical servcies. its not fair it was only ketchup we threw on people and the people in front of us were old like in 60s they wouldnt even know it was on there clothes if my mom didnt say anything. its not fair you know. i dont want to sound like a whinny baby . she had to pay 45 bucks for the clothes i ruined but that was her choice. BUT NO OTHER MOM WOULD TELL ME THAT I SHOULD BE IN DIAPERS AND NEED A BOTTLE ONLY MINE DOES THAT. thats how un cool she is.. IT WAS ONLY MCDONALDS NO PLACE FANCY AND IT WAS KETCHUP. her telling everyone im a baby and belong in pampers and stuff was foul you know and a bunch of lies. no one got hurt it was only ketchup. cause of her people think i need pampers on me now. she needs to chill the out.

You are lucky the 60 year olds didn't come over and beat the crap out of you.
Then perhaps you would respect them.

Funniest post in years! :yay:

I don't believe a word of it, but just in case...

everything i said is true. instead if judging me help me get her to chill out

everything i said is true. instead if judging me help me get her to chill out

Simple, act your age.

everything i said is true. instead if judging me help me get her to chill out

Why don't you give her a fudgie the whale?

I would suggest you be very careful when you are call 60 year olds....OLD. Some make take offense. You were wrong, you were acting immature. Your mother is not the problem, you are. You're lucky it wasn't me you threw the ketcup on. You owe your mother an apology. You owe her the return of the money she paid for cleaning the clothes. You owe the OLD people an apology. Grow up, act your age, or enjoy the consequences you create for yourself. You did this to yourself.

I would suggest you be very careful when you are call 60 year olds....OLD. Some make take offense. You were wrong, you were acting immature. Your mother is not the problem, you are. You're lucky it wasn't me you threw the ketcup on. You owe your mother an apology. You owe her the return of the money she paid for cleaning the clothes. You owe the OLD people an apology. Grow up, act your age, or enjoy the consequences you create for yourself. You did this to yourself.

what about my moms lies? telling everyone i need pampers and other stuff. i have a right to drive to take driveres ed

ok here it is.. first my mom never hits me. me and my bother got into a fight at mcdonalds we threw ketchup on each other.im older im 15 he is 13. i got some ketchup on some woman clothes and my mom had to reinburst her for the damage. my mom freak out on me told me i was a immature baby and my brother to in front of people in mcdonlads. Leaving mcdonalds she told us that she should get us some pacifers and some pampers and a playpen. people were looking at me. like she was right. she took away my x box my i pod and cell i cant go out on weekends now. on the car ride home she is yelling at us telling us when she goes to wallmart she should buy us a crib and stuff.telling me we made her look like a bad mother shes being a total ##### to me.

Can i turn her into CPS for abuse saying those things to me? isnt it slander or something saying lies about someone. saying i need pampers and making me look bad in public.For the record he started it my brother not me. its not fair shes doing this. she took away my games and i cant go out now cause of that #####. i want her to chill out and respect me.Just hang in there. Lance will be IM'ing you soon and offering you a place to live. Y'all will get along great.

what about my moms lies? telling everyone i need pampers and other stuff. i have a right to drive to take driveres ed

Dogs can't drive cars silly

ok here it is.. first my mom never hits me. me and my bother got into a fight at mcdonalds we threw ketchup on each other.im older im 15 he is 13. i got some ketchup on some woman clothes and my mom had to reinburst her for the damage. my mom freak out on me told me i was a immature baby and my brother to in front of people in mcdonlads. Leaving mcdonalds she told us that she should get us some pacifers and some pampers and a playpen. people were looking at me. like she was right. she took away my x box my i pod and cell i cant go out on weekends now. on the car ride home she is yelling at us telling us when she goes to wallmart she should buy us a crib and stuff.telling me we made her look like a bad mother shes being a total ##### to me.

Can i turn her into CPS for abuse saying those things to me? isnt it slander or something saying lies about someone. saying i need pampers and making me look bad in public.For the record he started it my brother not me. its not fair shes doing this. she took away my games and i cant go out now cause of that #####. i want her to chill out and respect me.

Man, I hated the yelling and the lectures! They're the worst!

She should have just whipped your ass, taken away your games and phone, and let it go at that.

Just think, at 15 this kid will be on the road in a few months or a year.

Future Democrat is what she is.

In my opinion, she was not lying! She was responding to the way you were acting....like a baby! I agree with BOP...she should have whipped your a**, right there in McDonalds. And you know what would have happened then.....she would have been applauded!

what about my moms lies? telling everyone i need pampers and other stuff. i have a right to drive to take driveres ed




You might find Luvs or Huggies more comfortable.

And no, you don't have the right to drive.

If you were my kid you wouldn't see the outside or have access to a computer for an extended period of time. And the inside of the house would absolutely shine. And you might have been knocked into the middle of next week.

Do yourself a favor-copy all that you have written and look at in 1 yr. you'll see how immature you are. :cds: Suck it up buttercup and chill out.

Wow. You are lucky that wasn't ME. I have two boys around your age who know exactly what I would have done.
You certainly wouldn't be on here complaining and whining about totally unacceptable behavior.
First thing you do is apologize to your mom for being a moron and acting like a spoiled fifth grader. Second save your money to pay her back.
I sure hope you apologized to those '60' year olds. I would have made you clean up your mess in FRONT of all the people at McDonald's.
My favorite is: YOU, in your 15 y/o Diva existence, are the older child. YOU are responsible for you and your brothers actions. Responsibility is a long word - Google it. Your brother screws up - YOU get in trouble too. Both of you? BOGO!
Maybe your Mom should have called CPS - Grow up, stop acting like a jackass and try to help your MOM raise an ungrateful brat or two.
:popcorn:

She doesn't hit you..... She corrects you.... When you get in a food fight, you are acting like a baby....

Maybe the question should be....are you abusing your mother by coming on this thread and belittling her....

Who bought and paid for all the stuff she took away from you?

Who is going to pay for that driver's ed that you is your right? Do I really want a ketchup slinging baby on the road with me? Not really....:whistle:

IMHO you owe your mother an apology and a hug....

The only mistake I see that she might have made is taking you to McDonalds in the first place!

:coffee:

Nice troll post. No way is this real.

Nice troll post. No way is this real.

Don't be so sure. Have you hung out with any 15 year olds lately? Food fights happen on a daily basis at most high schools around here.

what about my moms lies? telling everyone i need pampers and other stuff. i have a right to drive to take driveres ed

My mother would have whipped my butt (literally) right there in front of gawd and everyone. Then I'd would have gotten it again when I got home and my father heard the story.

Next, I would have been made to go apologize to the people offended, and would have had any money I made from mowing lawns and whatnot confiscated to pay for the cleaning bill. By the way, there was no such thing as an "allowance." Parents did not bribe children in those days.

I would have been grounded from television and radio (our only forms of passive entertainment in those days). My movements off the property would have been strictly curtailed to school, the grocery store, and mowing lawns, washing cars, de-tassling corn, and whatever work I was doing.

Finally, I would have been required to write a 3 page paper on my behavior, why it was inappropriate and juvenile, as well as what lessons I'd learned from the incident.

And I would have had to hear about the incident for years to come, even well into adulthood, with a wife and children of my own.

PS: driving in this country is a privilege, not a right. That is nation wide, and is the state of Maryland policy.

You should read the Maryland State Driver's Handbook:

http://www.mva.maryland.gov/resources/dl-002a.pdf

"It is important to remember that driving is a privilege and you play a responsible role in ensuring that all drivers remain safe on our highways and roadways."

Nice troll post. No way is this real.

Thought crossed my mind. But being 60 it was a fleeting thought..... you know how it is with us 60 y/o....have no idea what's going on aroun....



OH...LOOK! TOAST!

everything i said is true. instead if judging me help me get her to chill out

Meh. Downgrading your performance to mediocre.

You are still unconvincing.

Keep trying though, some of the rubes want to play along!

what about my moms lies? telling everyone i need pampers and other stuff. i have a right to drive to take driveres ed

What lies? If you're acting like a baby it seems reasonable to assume you might need Pampers.


FYI - There is no such thing as driveres ed.
FYI2 - Driving is a privilege not a right.

Meh. Downgrading your performance to mediocre.

You are still unconvincing.

Keep trying though, some of the rubes want to play along!

:yeahthat: What 15 year old is up at 6:00 in the morning? :lol:

MY MOM JUST DIDNT CALL ME A BABY BUT TOLD ME I BELONG IN PAMPERS AGAIN look people heard her call me a baby in mcdonalds and tell me that she was going to get me diapers and a crib for what i did. i have witnessess dont you think that would help with soical servcies. its not fair it was only ketchup we threw on people and the people in front of us were old like in 60s they wouldnt even know it was on there clothes if my mom didnt say anything. its not fair you know. i dont want to sound like a whinny baby . she had to pay 45 bucks for the clothes i ruined but that was her choice. BUT NO OTHER MOM WOULD TELL ME THAT I SHOULD BE IN DIAPERS AND NEED A BOTTLE ONLY MINE DOES THAT. thats how un cool she is.. IT WAS ONLY MCDONALDS NO PLACE FANCY AND IT WAS KETCHUP. her telling everyone im a baby and belong in pampers and stuff was foul you know and a bunch of lies. no one got hurt it was only ketchup. cause of her people think i need pampers on me now. she needs to chill the out.

Oh, it was only old people? Why didnt you say so in the first place? In that case, I'd leave the country they made for your parents who made you. That will really show them all. There are all sorts of places where throwing ketchup on old people is honored. Or at least there should be. After all, its only ketchup. And old people.

Hook. Line. Sinker. :lmao:

Yes, it can be considered very abusive.

You and your sidekick were abusive to all the other customers in the restaurant. Selectively to the ladies that were harmed. Especially to your mother who I'm sure thought she could take her family in to eat without embarrassment ,but sadly found out she was wrong.

If you can't eat a meal in public without portraying yourself as a misplaced kindergartner...let the chips fall where they may. Even some of the 15 year olds I know would have been embarrassed to have been with you. At 15 most try to carry themselves as older...its that in a hurry to grow up thing they all teens have.

Trust me, your moms a saint. Had it been me... never mind don't want to go there. Just thank your lucky stars and fight the fight to reach the 15 plateau , you are way behind in the game and I wish you luck to at least catch up to your given age.


Good morning all
:coffee:

MY MOM JUST DIDNT CALL ME A BABY BUT TOLD ME I BELONG IN PAMPERS AGAIN look people heard her call me a baby in mcdonalds and tell me that she was going to get me diapers and a crib for what i did. i have witnessess dont you think that would help with soical servcies. its not fair it was only ketchup we threw on people and the people in front of us were old like in 60s they wouldnt even know it was on there clothes if my mom didnt say anything. its not fair you know. i dont want to sound like a whinny baby . she had to pay 45 bucks for the clothes i ruined but that was her choice. BUT NO OTHER MOM WOULD TELL ME THAT I SHOULD BE IN DIAPERS AND NEED A BOTTLE ONLY MINE DOES THAT. thats how un cool she is.. IT WAS ONLY MCDONALDS NO PLACE FANCY AND IT WAS KETCHUP. her telling everyone im a baby and belong in pampers and stuff was foul you know and a bunch of lies. no one got hurt it was only ketchup. cause of her people think i need pampers on me now. she needs to chill the out.

You should be arrested for vandalism, creating a public nuisance, assault - you would not have an ipod, games or friends to go out with. There is no slander or abuse here, cause slander requires the statement to be false. You are a baby, your actions have consequences. If this is the worst thing that has ever happened to you, then you have a great life which you will see once you actually GROW UP!

making me look bad in public.

Pretty sure you did that yourself with the ketchup business.

:yeahthat: What 15 year old is up at 6:00 in the morning? :lol:

:doh:

Nice troll post. No way is this real.

I'm thinking another Sweet Cynthia incarnation.

Thanks for the banner views! :howdy:

Yes, it can be considered very abusive.

You and your sidekick were abusive to all the other customers in the restaurant. Selectively to the ladies that were harmed. Especially to your mother who I'm sure thought she could take her family in to eat without embarrassment ,but sadly found out she was wrong.

If you can't eat a meal in public without portraying yourself as a misplaced kindergartner...let the chips fall where they may. Even some of the 15 year olds I know would have been embarrassed to have been with you. At 15 most try to carry themselves as older...its that in a hurry to grow up thing they all teens have.

Trust me, your moms a saint. Had it been me... never mind don't want to go there. Just thank your lucky stars and fight the fight to reach the 15 plateau , you are way behind in the game and I wish you luck to at least catch up to your given age.


Good morning all
:coffee:


my mom isnt a saint..i told u what she said to me the lies about me needing pampers and the other stuff. i would trade moms anyday

my mom isnt a saint..i told u what she said to me the lies about me needing pampers and the other stuff. i would trade moms anyday

Perhaps you misunderstood and she really said you need Pamprin?

[QUOTE=NorthBeachPerso;4862300]You might find Luvs or Huggies more comfortable.

And no, you don't have the right to drive.

you got that right.
boy if i was in mcdonalds and you did that to me, you'd be wearing my cherry smoothie you little dumb sh*t

[QUOTE=NorthBeachPerso;4862300]You might find Luvs or Huggies more comfortable.

And no, you don't have the right to drive.

you got that right.
boy if i was in mcdonalds and you did that to me, you'd be wearing my cherry smoothie you little dumb sh*t

all im saying she didnt have to say those things to me..

[QUOTE=beachcat;4862378]

all im saying she didnt have to say those things to me..

And you didn't need to go out in public and repeat what she said, making yourself appear to be a child with a tablet.

Go give your mother a hug, apologize to her for your actions, apologize to her for going online and making a bigger baby of yourself.... and voluntarily help her out around the house and the yard....

You are a lucky child to have her for your mother. I'm sure you know that too!

Now go make things right....

:coffee:

[QUOTE=dogemily;4862388]

And you didn't need to go out in public and repeat what she said, making yourself appear to be a child with a tablet.

Go give your mother a hug, apologize to her for your actions, apologize to her for going online and making a bigger baby of yourself.... and voluntarily help her out around the house and the yard....

You are a lucky child to have her for your mother. I'm sure you know that too!

Now go make things right....

:coffee:


why should i say im sorry? shes the one that treated me like a baby. it was ketchup no one got hurt. shes making a big deal out of this

[QUOTE=beachcat;4862378]

all im saying she didnt have to say those things to me..

Nope, she got pissed and didn't think it through properly. After further review I think she should have just taken you up to the Charlette Hall Veterans home and had you walk through the halls wearing a sign that said, "I think it is OK to throw catsup on old people because they don't care or matter."

[QUOTE=beachcat;4862378]

all im saying she didnt have to say those things to me..

So how do you think your mom should have handled things? :popcorn:

This mpd is great!

[QUOTE=dogemily;4862388]

So how do you think your mom should have handled things? :popcorn:


My mom should have just yelled and forget about it. but she went on and on telling us we acted like babies that she has to get us diapers and pacifers. she also saif that in the car ride home and when we got back home. she doesnt stop. pampers r for babies

MY MOM JUST DIDNT CALL ME A BABY BUT TOLD ME I BELONG IN PAMPERS AGAIN look people heard her call me a baby in mcdonalds and tell me that she was going to get me diapers and a crib for what i did. i have witnessess dont you think that would help with soical servcies. its not fair it was only ketchup we threw on people and the people in front of us were old like in 60s they wouldnt even know it was on there clothes if my mom didnt say anything. its not fair you know. i dont want to sound like a whinny baby . she had to pay 45 bucks for the clothes i ruined but that was her choice. BUT NO OTHER MOM WOULD TELL ME THAT I SHOULD BE IN DIAPERS AND NEED A BOTTLE ONLY MINE DOES THAT. thats how un cool she is.. IT WAS ONLY MCDONALDS NO PLACE FANCY AND IT WAS KETCHUP. her telling everyone im a baby and belong in pampers and stuff was foul you know and a bunch of lies. no one got hurt it was only ketchup. cause of her people think i need pampers on me now. she needs to chill the out.
You embarrassed her in public (and cost her some cash) and she embarrassed you in public. Basically, you're even.

You embarrassed her in public (and cost her some cash) and she embarrassed you in public. Basically, you're even.

how are we even? she ruined my rep by her actions..she told lies about me

Then don't act like a 4 year old. Respect is gained. How do you do in school? How about your chores?

You are soooooooooo judgmental.

You are soooooooooo judgmental.

no im not. im standing up for my rights!!!

i have a right to drive to take driveres ed

And a car. And insurance. And don't forget your right to gas money!

You should be able to get a decent set of wheels for under $5,000. Couldn't cost more than maybe $200 a month to insure for a new, young driver and I would think, once they find out about your rights, most gas stations would consider just giving you the stuff. Maybe don't count that egg until it turns into a chicken. But, the rest, you have the right to buy RIGHT now.

Dogs can't drive cars silly

Well, then how do they drive them?

Don't be so sure. Have you hung out with any 15 year olds lately? Food fights happen on a daily basis at most high schools around here.

Forget the 15 y/olds, try talking to an Assistant Principal sometime. Entitlement? It's rampant. Every commencement, every trophy reinforces
how 'special' each kid is. How every kid is a wonder to behold.
Oh wait that speech has been given...

They then get out in the world and wonder what happened.
:killingme

Nice troll post. No way is this real.

You are just about as much fun as a parent that won't let their child enjoy the right to throw ketchup on old people.

:tap:

no im not. im standing up for my rights!!!

What about your lefts?

:liar:

how are we even? she ruined my rep by her actions..she told lies about me

People that throw ketchup in McDonald's have given themselves the reputation of acting like toddlers. Your mother simply gave voice to the thoughts of the other patrons.

If you don't like it, you are free to act like an adult in public and earn a good reputation.

why should i say im sorry? shes the one that treated me like a baby. it was ketchup no one got hurt. shes making a big deal out of this

It wasn't just ketchup.

It was assault.

You could be sitting in juvenile detention awaiting arraignment tomorrow morning.
You mom stopped that from happening.
You should apologize and thank her for keeping you out of jail

no im not. im standing up for my rights!!!
What about the right to have access to the internet?

And a car. And insurance. And don't forget your right to gas money!

You should be able to get a decent set of wheels for under $5,000. Couldn't cost more than maybe $200 a month to insure for a new, young driver and I would think, once they find out about your rights, most gas stations would consider just giving you the stuff. Maybe don't count that egg until it turns into a chicken. But, the rest, you have the right to buy RIGHT now.

i just want to get my permit..not a car right now

no im not. im standing up for my rights!!!

Sorry. I meant desertrat. Which is why I quoted him. But, I could see how you might think that was directed at you. I was trying to judge him for judging you about judging your mom about judging you.

My bad.

It wasn't just ketchup.

It was assault.

You could be sitting in juvenile detention awaiting arraignment tomorrow morning.
You mom stopped that from happening.
You should apologize and thank her for keeping you out of jail
no i couldnt no one got hurt. it wasnt an assault

i just want to get my permit..not a car right now

Do you have the 300-400 for driver's ed? Do you have the 50 for the permit?

i just want to get my permit..not a car right now

You're fishing...

Do you have the 300-400 for driver's ed? Do you have the 50 for the permit?

no i dont i told me my mom this summer it will only cost her 250 but if she waits to long like the fall it will cost her alot more money

What about the right to have access to the internet?

If this OP is legit, NOT!!, then the OP is on a forum that is not exactly "G" rated.

[QUOTE=Tigerlily;4862400]


My mom should have just yelled and forget about it. but she went on and on telling us we acted like babies that she has to get us diapers and pacifers. she also saif that in the car ride home and when we got back home. she doesnt stop. pampers r for babies

What you and your brother did was rude, disrespectful and very immature. She was treating you verbally exactly the way you were acting physically. The truth hurts sometimes so in the future don't dish it out if you are not prepared for the consequences.

On a side note every teen wishes for new parents that are cool. What you don't realise is that those so called cool parents of your friends yell at there kids too. Bad behavior tends to be met with a negative response. My kids friends think I am the coolest mom in the whole world and I guarantee you that my kids don't think so.

I can't say what I would have done if it were my kids that did this but there is a good chance I might end up in jail for beating the living hell out of you both in front of god and everyone or I may have chosen to make you apologise to the person who you had no regard for, clean up your mess and then drag you by your ears out of the store.

Personally I think you got off easy because if you were my kid right now you would be doing some major chores and learning some respect instead of posting on a computer. Cell phones, TV, computer use and pretty much anything besides breathing is considered a privilege in my house. You messed up learn from it and move on and be grateful for what you have. Would you and your brother done this if you were out with your grandparents instead?

BTW, my kids are on vacation right now so if your looking for a new mom have yours send me a message and I will gladly give her a break and I promise I will do my best to guide you to the reality check you so desperately need.

no i couldnt no one got hurt. it wasnt an assault
You're right, it's actually battery
You threw ketchup on someone.
That's battery. Assault is threatening to throw ketchep on them
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battery_(crime)
any unlawful offensive physical contact with another person

If they had called the police and pressed charges you would be sitting in jail right now.

You mom paid them off so they wouldn't have you arrested.
Did you thank her for keeping you out of jail.

[QUOTE=dogemily;4862407]

What you and your brother did was rude, disrespectful and very immature. She was treating you verbally exactly the way you were acting physically. The truth hurts sometimes so in the future don't dish it out if you are not prepared for the consequences.

On a side note every teen wishes for new parents that are cool. What you don't realise is that those so called cool parents of your friends yell at there kids too. Bad behavior tends to be met with a negative response. My kids friends think I am the coolest mom in the whole world and I guarantee you that my kids don't think so.

I can't say what I would have done if it were my kids that did this but there is a good chance I might end up in jail for beating the living hell out of you both in front of god and everyone or I may have chosen to make you apologise to the person who you had no regard for, clean up your mess and then drag you by your ears out of the store.

Personally I think you got off easy because if you were my kid right now you would be doing some major chores and learning some respect instead of posting on a computer. Cell phones, TV, computer use and pretty much anything besides breathing is considered a privilege in my house. You messed up learn from it and move on and be grateful for what you have. Would you and your brother done this if you were out with your grandparents instead?

BTW, my kids are on vacation right now so if your looking for a new mom have yours send me a message and I will gladly give her a break and I promise I will do my best to guide you to the reality check you so desperately need.


after my mom yelled at us in mcdonalds she took my and my bro out by the ears. she embarrassed me. no other mom would have said those things but mine. she could have called me a jerk or an ass but saying the baby comments was low. i would take you over my mom any day at least with you at least i will be aloud outside doing chores instead hearing about how i should be in pampers and a playpen..

You're right, it's actually battery
You threw ketchup on someone.
That's battery. Assault is threatening to throw ketchep on them
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battery_(crime)


If they had called the police and pressed charges you would be sitting in jail right now.

You mom paid them off so they wouldn't have you arrested.
Did you thank her for keeping you out of jail.

i wouldnt have gotten arrested. we didnt shoot up the place no noe got physically hurt..OMG it was a little food fight

after my mom yelled at us in mcdonalds she took my and my bro out by the ears. ..

:lol: I do that to my 13 year old

You should pack up a bag of food and a suitcase and get out of that house immediately. Your Mom is probably a very mean person. you don't deserve that kind of treatment. You could sleep on the courthouse steps where you would be safe and in the morning go in and file charges against her and your dad for letting her do those god awful things to you. They would find you a nice house to live in, and help you get your license and a job.
That will teach her.

i wouldnt have gotten arrested. we didnt shoot up the place no noe got physically hurt..OMG it was a little food fight

Why not?
You threw ketchup on some stranger. If it had been me, I'd have given you a chance to apologize and figure out how you (not your mom) would make restitution for the damage to my clothes.
When you decided that you didn't do anything wrong, I would have called 911 and pressed charges.

[QUOTE=Tigerlily;4862434]


after my mom yelled at us in mcdonalds she took my and my bro out by the ears. .

I don't see how this is possible. From what I have read, you can't possibly have ears.

Oh well. It was fun! :yahoo:

You're fishing...

Come on, people! That was funny! :tap:

You're right, it's actually battery
l.

This is actually Battery;

M0_TWHNpErI

You're fishing...

I don't think dogs need a permit to fish. I believe the state gives them an exemption.

I don't think dogs need a permit to fish. I believe the state gives them an exemption.

Permit (fish) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permit_%28fish%29)


:banghead:



:lmao:

no i couldnt no one got hurt. it wasnt an assault

no you're right, it was acatsup

I really enjoy going out with my sons now. Whenever they see brats like you, acting like babies. They point them out, giggle and make snarky comments. Teenagers an say really sketchy things about dweebs and get away with it. Too bad you didn't spray them with ketchup...
But then your Mom is such a horrible person she probably would have stood up for you, defended your right to be an idiot and paid them off.
And here we would be listening to you anyway....

Funny thing, you are 99% certain this is a hoax drama MPD, yet there is a 1% change it is legit because there are some just that retarded out there.

Funny thing, you are 99% certain this is a hoax drama MPD, yet there is a 1% change it is legit because there are some just that retarded out there.

All 15 year olds are retarded. They can't help it.

Sorry. I meant desertrat. Which is why I quoted him. But, I could see how you might think that was directed at you. I was trying to judge him for judging you about judging your mom about judging you.

My bad.

Judgeth not lest ye be gettin' catsup all over ye.

no you're right, it was acatsup

:lol:

ok here it is.. first my mom never hits me. me and my bother got into a fight at mcdonalds we threw ketchup on each other.im older im 15 he is 13. i got some ketchup on some woman clothes and my mom had to reinburst her for the damage. my mom freak out on me told me i was a immature baby and my brother to in front of people in mcdonlads. Leaving mcdonalds she told us that she should get us some pacifers and some pampers and a playpen. people were looking at me. like she was right. she took away my x box my i pod and cell i cant go out on weekends now. on the car ride home she is yelling at us telling us when she goes to wallmart she should buy us a crib and stuff.telling me we made her look like a bad mother shes being a total ##### to me.

Can i turn her into CPS for abuse saying those things to me? isnt it slander or something saying lies about someone. saying i need pampers and making me look bad in public.For the record he started it my brother not me. its not fair shes doing this. she took away my games and i cant go out now cause of that #####. i want her to chill out and respect me.


You both are teenagers and act like that? HA. Grow up. No actually report her and see what will happen when you get taken away by the state and end up in foster care with a horrible family

Sure call them right away. You can embellish the story and add all sorts of other things. You will go to a Foster Home pronto. Good luck with that. But your Mom will have a nice break from YOU.

Not that I condone animal abuse but if your mom would have hit you growing up, you wouldn't have acted like this.

[QUOTE=Tigerlily;4862434]


after my mom yelled at us in mcdonalds she took my and my bro out by the ears. she embarrassed me. no other mom would have said those things but mine. she could have called me a jerk or an ass but saying the baby comments was low. i would take you over my mom any day at least with you at least i will be aloud outside doing chores instead hearing about how i should be in pampers and a playpen..

What did your Dad have to say about all of this?

Sure call them right away. You can embellish the story and add all sorts of other things. You will go to a Foster Home pronto. Good luck with that. But your Mom will have a nice break from YOU.

yeah really, you could be in a foster family and wind up in a freezer in lusby.

so quit your #####in punk

What did your Dad have to say about all of this?

You had to go there. :ohwell:

[QUOTE=dogemily;4862439]

What did your Dad have to say about all of this?

he is not around

[QUOTE=DoWhat;4862513]

he is not around

Wonder why.

[QUOTE=dogemily;4862531]

Wonder why.

cause hes dead

[QUOTE=DoWhat;4862513]

he is not around

Time for a poll. Is anyone surprised that bebe's daddy isn't in the picture?

she took away my games and i cant go out now cause of that #####. i want her to chill out and respect me.


What you should do is get down on your knees and thank her, because if you were my kid I'd tan your spoiled punk ass from now until doomsday.

[QUOTE=NorthBeachPerso;4862534]

cause hes dead

OK. :oldman: I am taking the bait. If you are legit, because your post is uncalled for if this thread is a joke. If your situation is real, you just explained the main problem. Your mom is trying to raise two children alone, and the stress of losing your dad/her husband is understandable. Even if there is another man in her life, it is not the same, no matter how "good" the new man is. As the mother of two children, one doing well, the other not so well; your mom is doing you a favor and practicing tough love. Trust me, you will appreciate her reaction in the future. And, no, what she did is not abuse, imo. I never thought to humiliate my son in public, or tell him he should be back in diapers and a crib. Maybe things would have turned out differently if I had practiced more tough love. Your mom is awesome; if she is real! :clap:

after my mom yelled at us in mcdonalds she took my and my bro out by the ears. she embarrassed me. no other mom would have said those things but mine. she could have called me a jerk or an ass but saying the baby comments was low. i would take you over my mom any day at least with you at least i will be aloud outside doing chores instead hearing about how i should be in pampers and a playpen..

It should be pretty obvious now that you're not going to get any sympathy from this crowd; and you're not going to get it from me.

You are wrong. I AM a parent and know I would have said much worse. If I was the parent I would have done far more than your mom. I would have yanked everything living thing from you that meant anything to you. You’d be grounded for the summer. I would have made an example of you in every way possible. You embarrassed the crap out of your mom and all you can do is think about how your mom’s response somehow hurt your feelings? I will assure you of this, unless you have some big empty spot in that cavity where the heart goes, you’re going to one day realize how much your mom actually does for you. There’s not one thing you have, there’s not one thing that you are that isn’t directly from your mom. And this is the thanks she gets; making an utter fool of yourself in public? Currently you’re on a computer, you’re on the internet complaining about your mother. Who paid for that? Where’d your iPod, Xbox, and cell phone (and service) come from? Who’s paying for all that? Where is your thankfulness for a parent that apparently has given you just about everything you want; not to include everything you need?

:bs:


Probably one of SummerTimeFun's many MPD's

DONT FEED THE TROLLS!

If this person is serious... he/she is nothing but a cry baby attention whore

MY MOM JUST DIDNT CALL ME A BABY BUT TOLD ME I BELONG IN PAMPERS AGAIN look people heard her call me a baby in mcdonalds and tell me that she was going to get me diapers and a crib for what i did. i have witnessess dont you think that would help with soical servcies. its not fair it was only ketchup we threw on people and the people in front of us were old like in 60s they wouldnt even know it was on there clothes if my mom didnt say anything. its not fair you know. i dont want to sound like a whinny baby . she had to pay 45 bucks for the clothes i ruined but that was her choice. BUT NO OTHER MOM WOULD TELL ME THAT I SHOULD BE IN DIAPERS AND NEED A BOTTLE ONLY MINE DOES THAT. thats how un cool she is.. IT WAS ONLY MCDONALDS NO PLACE FANCY AND IT WAS KETCHUP. her telling everyone im a baby and belong in pampers and stuff was foul you know and a bunch of lies. no one got hurt it was only ketchup. cause of her people think i need pampers on me now. she needs to chill the out.

Your Mom is RIGHT. You were acting like you should be in Pampers. Even if my kid was STILL a toddler an in Pampers he would've been spanked for throwing ketchup or any food. WTH is wrong with YOU? You're too old to act like that.

what about my moms lies? telling everyone i need pampers and other stuff. i have a right to drive to take driveres ed

Anybody at 15 years old that still throws ketchup and acts like a brat does not have the right to learn to drive. Grow up first.

Anybody at 15 years old that still throws ketchup and acts like a brat does not have the right to learn to drive. Grow up first.

she is making this incident my whole life though? iask her again about it today. i even took out the kitchen trash for her without her asking me to. she told me when i can wear big boy pants she will considered it. i have no idea wut shes talking about

Driving is a privilege not a right, and as long as you are living under her roof, what she says goes... if you don't learn the hard way by the time you're 18, I hope she tosses your ass out on the street, cuts off your cell phone service, and lets you fend for yourself in the real world. Then you will be crying to go back home like the little whiny ***** that you are because you will realize mom was right all along. Oh yea pay attention in school because your spelling is really bad.

she is making this incident my whole life though? iask her again about it today. i even took out the kitchen trash for her without her asking me to. she told me when i can wear big boy pants she will considered it. i have no idea wut shes talking about

Have you ever seen the inside of a cockpit?

Driving is a privilege not a right, and as long as you are living under her roof, what she says goes... if you don't learn the hard way by the time you're 18, I hope she tosses your ass out on the street, cuts off your cell phone service, and lets you fend for yourself in the real world. Then you will be crying to go back home like the little whiny ***** that you are because you will realize mom was right all along. Oh yea pay attention in school because your spelling is really bad.

:yay: Dude, you are like many of us who think this PO is a troll/mpd, but at the same time, we want to give our thoughts/advice; just in case. I like what you said!

no im not. im standing up for my rights!!!

And what rights are those?

she is making this incident my whole life though? iask her again about it today. i even took out the kitchen trash for her without her asking me to. she told me when i can wear big boy pants she will considered it. i have no idea wut shes talking about

So are you male or female? From your user name I thought female but the big boy pants comment gets me thinking you are male. BTW, big boy pants means that you have graduated to wearing regular underwear because you have learned how to use a toilet and not plastic pants.

Taking three minutes if that out of your life to take the trash out in an attempt to sweep what you did under the rug is no more than a butt kissing ploy on your part to get out of being in trouble.

She said those things to you to hurt your feelings the same that you did to her by acting the way you did. A butt whooping only lasts until the sting goes away. Her words have clearly made more of an impact on you and hopefully this will be a lesson you will learn and never forget.

So are you male or female? From your user name I thought female but the big boy pants comment gets me thinking you are male. BTW, big boy pants means that you have graduated to wearing regular underwear because you have learned how to use a toilet and not plastic pants.

Taking three minutes if that out of your life to take the trash out in an attempt to sweep what you did under the rug is no more than a butt kissing ploy on your part to get out of being in trouble.

She said those things to you to hurt your feelings the same that you did to her by acting the way you did. A butt whooping only lasts until the sting goes away. Her words have clearly made more of an impact on you and hopefully this will be a lesson you will learn and never forget.

im a male Emily was my pitbull that had to be put down..

So are you male or female? From your user name I thought female but the big boy pants comment gets me thinking you are male. BTW, big boy pants means that you have graduated to wearing regular underwear because you have learned how to use a toilet and not plastic pants.

Taking three minutes if that out of your life to take the trash out in an attempt to sweep what you did under the rug is no more than a butt kissing ploy on your part to get out of being in trouble.

She said those things to you to hurt your feelings the same that you did to her by acting the way you did. A butt whooping only lasts until the sting goes away. Her words have clearly made more of an impact on you and hopefully this will be a lesson you will learn and never forget.

plastic pants? wuts that

she is making this incident my whole life though? iask her again about it today. i even took out the kitchen trash for her without her asking me to. she told me when i can wear big boy pants she will considered it. i have no idea wut shes talking about

Put on your big girl panties and quit acting like you should be in a Pampers Cruiser. You are 15. Time you should be trying to act mature. If you're still getting in food fights you are not mature enough to drive.

Put on your big girl panties and quit acting like you should be in a Pampers Cruiser. You are 15. Time you should be trying to act mature. If you're still getting in food fights you are not mature enough to drive.

Oops, I thought you were a girl. I should have known better. Girls mature faster than boys.

Oops, I thought you were a girl. I should have known better. Girls mature faster than boys.

i dont wear panties

plastic pants? wuts that

Plastic pants are something parents put on their kids over underwear while they are potty training. When the kid messes in their underwear they can feel the mistake versus having it sucked up by a diaper. The plastic pant keeps the mess contained so it doesn't get on furniture, floors etc. This is what parents used before pull ups were invented and I personally used this with my kids when they were potty training.

he is not around

Is your Mom HOT?

Plastic pants are something parents put on their kids over underwear while they are potty training. When the kid messes in their underwear they can feel the mistake versus having it sucked up by a diaper. The plastic pant jeeps the mess contained so it doesn't get on furniture, floors etc. This is what parents used before pull ups were invented and I personally used this with my kids when they were potty training.

so that what my meant be saying that?

Plastic pants are something parents put on their kids over underwear while they are potty training. When the kid messes in their underwear they can feel the mistake versus having it sucked up by a diaper. The plastic pant keeps the mess contained so it doesn't get on furniture, floors etc. This is what parents used before pull ups were invented and I personally used this with my kids when they were potty training.

she told me on the car ride home and in the house. that as far as she sees im not mature enough for pull ups.wut ever that means. so i cant talk to her when i dont get her. you know what i mean?

Is your Mom HOT?

ohhhh...good question!

ohhhh...good question!



no way dude

you know what i mean?

no..

Have you ever seen the inside of a cockpit?

You talking jail talk again?

no way dude

Bobby, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

so that what my meant be saying that?

If you are 15, and I know our school system is good, ^that sentence is horrid! I think you are trying too hard to act like a 15 year old; and you certainly are not doing justice to other 15 year olds. I have never been part of a "seesaw" thread before; believe, not believe. But now, I am back to believing you are not who you say you are.:geek:

she told me on the car ride home and in the house. that as far as she sees im not mature enough for pull ups.wut ever that means. so i cant talk to her when i dont get her. you know what i mean?

Yes I actually do understand what you mean. I am also sorry you lost your dad and your dog. It is hard for kids and parents to communicate with each other at times but hopefully you will find common ground over the next few years.

I really think you know what you did was wrong. Could you have done something worse? I am sure you cold have. Keep in mind this was not something you did at school or while hanging around with just friends. You and your brother embarrassed your mom in public in front of who only knows how many people. She chose in return to make you feel the way you made her feel.

If you are the oldest male child I can bet your mom really hopes she can count on you to step up and be a responsible young man. Yes it may mean that you have to be more mature or help out more than others. Just remember your mom is trying her best. Parents are not always right but I do believe that we are looking out for your best interests in the end.

You talking jail talk again?

Just Turkish Prisons! :buddies:

Yes I actually do understand what you mean. I am also sorry you lost your dad and your dog. It is hard for kids and parents to communicate with each other at times but hopefully you will find common ground over the next few years.

I really think you know what you did was wrong. Could you have done something worse? I am sure you cold have. Keep in mind this was not something you did at school or while hanging around with just friends. You and your brother embarrassed your mom in public in front of who only knows how many people. She chose in return to make you feel the way you made her feel.

If you are the oldest male child I can bet your mom really hopes she can count on you to step up and be a responsible young man. Yes it may mean that you have to be more mature or help out more than others. Just remember your mom is trying her best. Parents are not always right but I do believe that we are looking out for your best interests in the end.

wut do you think she meant not ready for pull ups though? u being a mom and all

Do you like Gladiator movies?

i do

Hook. Line. Sinker. :lmao:
:yeahthat:

Is your Mom HOT?

Not hot enough to make up for the baggage

wut do you think she meant not ready for pull ups though? u being a mom and all

She is telling you that you are going to have to work a bit harder than taking out the trash to re-earn her respect. This is not something that you can fix in one day it will take time.

Just a couple of points for you if you are indeed a 15yr old. My 22 yr old daughter would not post here as according to her everyone knows this forum is for old people. ( no offense meant to any of our 20 & 30 yr old posters) We were all 15 once even though for some of us it was a lifetime ago the clothes, music and technology may have changed but we have all been yelled at by our parents for one thing or another.

This may take a bit of time to pass but if I were you I would not press the issue by continuing to bring it up, it only adds fuel to the fire. Tell her you are sorry and leave it at that. Actions speak louder than words so show her by making better choices that you are willing to act like the young man she has raised and can be proud of.

i do

:killingme

She is telling you that you are going to have to work a bit harder than taking out the trash to re-earn her respect. This is not something that you can fix in one day it will take time.

Just a couple of points for you if you are indeed a 15yr old. My 22 yr old daughter would not post here as according to her everyone knows this forum is for old people. ( no offense meant to any of our 20 & 30 yr old posters) We were all 15 once even though for some of us it was a lifetime ago the clothes, music and technology may have changed but we have all been yelled at by our parents for one thing or another.

This may take a bit of time to pass but if I were you I would not press the issue by continuing to bring it up, it only adds fuel to the fire. Tell her you are sorry and leave it at that. Actions speak louder than words so show her by making better choices that you are willing to act like the young man she has raised and can be proud of.

i didnt know where else to post

i didnt know where else to post

Whatever you do don't put it on Facebook.:killingme You should really print this thread out and put it in a sealed envelope with todays date and put it away for the next 15-20 years. I think by then you may have a different point of view of the situation and may provide for a few good laughs for you and your mom.

Whatever you do don't put it on Facebook.:killingme You should really print this thread out and put it in a sealed envelope with todays date and put it away for the next 15-20 years. I think by then you may have a different point of view of the situation and may provide for a few good laughs for you and your mom.

ok ill do it

ok ill do it

why are the older guys on here so mean? are they divorced or something

ahem???????????

Did you say something? Go away unless you have something relevant to post.

Whatever you do don't put it on Facebook.

Could you BE any less fun??? :mad:

I think he should post it on his FB and get the reaction of his peers. We oldsters are not going to satisfy his outrage like a panel of others teens will.

why are the older guys on here so mean? are they divorced or something

Yes. Most of them anyway.

dontcha weery bout it Maaaaaaaaaaaaaa`am.

Dontcha weery, I don't weery about you.

Could you BE any less fun??? :mad:

I think he should post it on his FB and get the reaction of his peers. We oldsters are not going to satisfy his outrage like a panel of others teens will.

I know I am sorry. This has been one of the most interesting weekend threads in a while.

I know I am sorry. This has been one of the most interesting weekend threads in a while.

:twitch:

i want her to chill out and respect me.

You will GET respect when you EARN it!!!! When you whine and cry because "mommy took away my games", you should be put in a crib.

You are 15!!! GROW UP!! Get a job, and learn some responsibility!!!

ya c how quiklee u got 09876tr45esdfcvBKLO;P[-0 ????????? superbig :neener: :smile:

:killingme :P

Whateva. I told u b4 I no wut u meen, no mata how u tipe it. btw r u sher u r not 15 or the OP of this tread? ttyl. gr8 day. goin 2 beach! mite do sum parasailin' :D u no the Edge & all. :killingme

You will GET respect when you EARN it!!!! When you whine and cry because "mommy took away my games", you should be put in a crib.

You are 15!!! GROW UP!! Get a job, and learn some responsibility!!!

V9AbeALNVkk

[QUOTE=NorthBeachPerso;4862534]

cause hes dead

He probably died from embarrassment.

ok here it is.. first my mom never hits me. me and my bother got into a fight at mcdonalds we threw ketchup on each other.im older im 15 he is 13. i got some ketchup on some woman clothes and my mom had to reinburst her for the damage. my mom freak out on me told me i was a immature baby and my brother to in front of people in mcdonlads. Leaving mcdonalds she told us that she should get us some pacifers and some pampers and a playpen. people were looking at me. like she was right. she took away my x box my i pod and cell i cant go out on weekends now. on the car ride home she is yelling at us telling us when she goes to wallmart she should buy us a crib and stuff.telling me we made her look like a bad mother shes being a total ##### to me.

Can i turn her into CPS for abuse saying those things to me? isnt it slander or something saying lies about someone. saying i need pampers and making me look bad in public.For the record he started it my brother not me. its not fair shes doing this. she took away my games and i cant go out now cause of that #####. i want her to chill out and respect me.

Why?
Sounds like you and your brother need to learn how to behave in public.
My advise, tell your mother you are sorry for disrespecting her in a public place.
I am sure she raised you and your brother to act your age.

Just because he started it is no excuse for you to join in.
It takes 2 to tango!

I am sure most here told you all this, as I have not read all 150+ posts!!

%%- keep guessin.

No need to guess, this mama knows. Anyway, back on topic.

dogemily, never air your problems or "dirty laundary" on a public forum. Trust me, I know this first hand, and have learned my lesson. It is never too late in life to learn. I am a mama, so think about my advice. I am sorry, dear, but I am still having doubts that you are who you represent yourself to be, but I'll go along with it for now. If anything, it is quite an interesting thread, and much better than being outside today! :smile:

what about my moms lies? telling everyone i need pampers and other stuff. i have a right to drive to take driveres ed

Oh, no you don't have a "right" to drive.

The state of Maryland determines if you should be given the "privilege" to drive!
By the way you acted, I doubt you deserve to be given that privilege!!




**Sorry, this is too funny and makes for great reading today!! Thank you!**

No need to guess, this mama knows. Anyway, back on topic.

dogemily, never air your problems or "dirty laundary" on a public forum. Trust me, I know this first hand, and have learned my lesson. It is never too late in life to learn. I am a mama, so think about my advice. I am sorry, dear, but I am still having doubts that you are who you represent yourself to be, but I'll go along with it for now. If anything, it is quite an interesting thread, and much better than being outside today! :smile:

i wanted advice from other parents though

i wanted advice from other parents though

Save your mom and everyone else's time and join your father. That's the best solution to this problem.

%%- keep guessin.

itz nawt only The Edge, itz who(m), as in plural (?) controls it!


clairvoyance (protection) policies r still available @ a cost 2. :D step rite ^. such a deal we have 4 U.

& 2 think y`alls weekend would b oh soooooooooooooooo boring. ;-)

This is something I have noticed before with you, Lance. You post on threads and make snide remarks about somd being a bunch of old people that need naps and meds, are bored, inbred or crazy. Why are you here then? Just to post your ridiculous remarks. And, you say you are always busy, but you don't stop posting, or don't go away. Just askin'... :confused:

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why should i say im sorry? shes the one that treated me like a baby. it was ketchup no one got hurt. shes making a big deal out of this

Um..yeah it was ketchup and no one got hurt..

BUT

The person who got nailed with ketchup has to take the time to get the clothes cleaned, and if it doesn't come out the clothes need to be replaced. I can tell you that I would be ROYALY PISSED if some bratty teenagers who know better hit me with ketchup. I would expect that out of a toddler which hence is why your mom said something about pampers. That is not abusive..my own mother would have not said a word in public..but when we got home or in the car. OH..it wouldn't be pretty.

If you want to be treated like an adult/young adult..you need to act like one. There is a time and place for that behavior..in public is not it. Abusive..pfft..your mom should take your xbox and other technology away. Read a book...

maw maw mama wtf eva 2 tu, yaint gotta clue Ma`aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam. :killingme

Thanks for proving my point! :high5: And, Lancey, what kind of example are you setting for dogemily? BTW, you started this little exchange. :popcorn:

no i couldnt no one got hurt. it wasnt an assault

I gather from how you communicate with us that you nearly failed English.




**Again, this is the funniest thread I have read since joining this mature, educated group full of responsible adults and a treasured, experienced selection of 60+ distinguished seniors!**

That's the answer Lantz-E! Bath Salts! emilies dog needs to get off the Bath Salts!:jameo:

gemma besides from tigerlily your the only normal people on here

blah x`n blah x`n blah. bout time 4 yr sssssnnnnnnnzzzzzz or chillout medz aint it??????

btw U`ll Neva know who this user is, so GTFOI. < self xsplainatorreee. :killingme

Originally Posted by Lance2U
ya c how quiklee u got 09876tr45esdfcvBKLO;P[-0 ????????? superbig :neener: :smile: :killingme :P

I don't even need to reply. You do a good job all by yourself.

I don't even need to reply. You do a good job all by yourself.

But you did :shrug:

I think folks are forgetting about how underappreciated the ketchup must feel.

I think folks are forgetting about how underappreciated the ketchup must feel.

Ketchup is like a prostitute... it gets spread around a lot.

gemma besides from tigerlily your the only normal people on here

I'm normal :mad:











And so is bcp

Ketchup is like a prostitute... it gets spread around a lot.

teen mom season whatever?

What would have happened had this person been allergic to ketchup?

Don't blame me! Oops, I mean us.

Nope. You stole my MEism. My Id and ego.

blah x`n blah x`n blah. bout time 4 yr sssssnnnnnnnzzzzzz or chillout medz aint it??????

btw U`ll Neva know who this user is, so GTFOI. < self xsplainatorreee. :killingme


let`s just say this outta (common courtesy? nah). big ?????`s or wtf evas. Ma`aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmm.

ya wanna challenge, engage, or confront this user in this venue, just x`n Go 4 It.

U`ll neva win, or seek any goal or resolve......... PERIOD. so GTFOI

You challenged, you got. No one wins with you, Lance, because no normal, decent person can have a productive argument with an egotistical, foolish, guttermouthed, and cryptic imposter. And, stop calling me ma'am, because, you, sir, are no gentlemen! I have decided I am bored with this tread, and would rather go clean my toilets, and catbox. Carry on, ya'll.

P.S. dogemily, or whoever you are; don't pay attention to Lance's posts. He is not here to help you, but you probably figured that out already; and his English is worse than yours! Bye. :howdy:

What would have happened had this person been allergic to ketchup?

Next time throw mustard.

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Why Lantz-E, that would make you gay.:killingme

i agree

u have a ? u know how 2 ask elsewhere, othawise read very very carefully.

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U do seem a little fruity

U do seem a little fruity

The results of talking to one's self.

Geez Lantz! Sawry, I must have really hit a nerve. Be proud of who you are.

The results of talking to one's self.

He does seem to be quite proud of himself.

He does seem to be quite proud of himself.

and fruity

and fruity

Nah. Just different. I think he likes girls. Maybe he is just sensitive.

i dont wear panties

Are you sure? You sound like you should.

This was a fun thread until Lance turned it into a "Talk about Lance: again" thread. Time to go, fun time is over.


This thread has been "lanced".

This was a fun thread until Lance turned it into a "Talk about Lance: again" thread. Time to go, fun time is over.


This thread has been "lanced".

Your new term is much more clever than my :raindance: smiley idea. :high5: "Lanced" should be added to the "forum list of words for newbies". Excellent!

I tell you what, you want abusive young man??

Have a friend read out loud every post you made in here and suffer your own words! Hear how childish they sound. Listen to their snickers, study their face as they try to read with a straight face. How they struggle not to call you a whining baby too. Let it go, admit you're wrong and grow up.

:coffee:

Y don`t U Ma`aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam recount yr money, U may need it 4 other purposes. get my drift??????? & U know xactly what that means.

careful whatcha ask 4 now???????????

U don`t know chit about this user, but .............. plz comprehend very quikleeeee.

newbeeeze r past time like U, but yr other title still exists!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u wanna challenge this user, go 4 it, no win sitchyashun 4 U @ all. back off & b smart(er)

Toilets and catbox clean!!:roflmao: What, are you going to do..sue me for replying to your posts!! Hahaha. No wonder you delete so many of your posts just in case someone might want to sue you! Hahaha. Like I said, I didn't ask for anything; you commented on my post first; unsolicited. I know all I need to know about you, Lance, and Val, btw. The more you post, the more your butt is showing. Give it up. Now, that I think about it, I can't recall a case where people were sued for forum postings, but I guess it has or could happen! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Oh, you must be referring to my title of Forum Freakout Queen! Don't hold your breath. Oh, nevermind, do hold your breath for a really, really long time!

Edit: I will give you this...you are definitely unique!

:roflmao: What, are you going to do..sue me for replying to your posts!! Hahaha. No wonder you delete so many of your posts just in case someone might want to sue you! Hahaha. Like I said, I didn't ask for anything; you commented on my post first; unsolicited. I know all I need to know about you, Lance, and Val, btw. The more you post, the more your butt is showing. Give it up. Now, that I think about it, I can't recall a case where people were sued for forum postings, but I guess it has or could happen! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Oh, you must be referring to my title of Forum Freakout Queen! Don't hold your breath. Oh, nevermind, do hold your breath for a really, really long time!

:crazy:

go 2 Paris, they`ll have 1 of these just 4 U.

A Pissoir is a French invention common in Europe that allows for urination in public without the need for a bathroom while also avoiding the possibility of public urination onto buildings, sidewalks, or streets. :killingme pizz off. :-))

Ooh, we need that here.

Toilets and catbox clean!!:roflmao: What, are you going to do..sue me for replying to your posts!! Hahaha. No wonder you delete so many of your posts just in case someone might want to sue you! Hahaha. Like I said, I didn't ask for anything; you commented on my post first; unsolicited. I know all I need to know about you, Lance, and Val, btw. The more you post, the more your butt is showing. Give it up. Now, that I think about it, I can't recall a case where people were sued for forum postings, but I guess it has or could happen! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Oh, you must be referring to my title of Forum Freakout Queen! Don't hold your breath. Oh, nevermind, do hold your breath for a really, really long time!

New peace frog. :coffee:

New peace frog. :coffee:

I absolutely love the new and improved peace frog. He is more chill than ever! Poor, emilydog, must be totally traumatized at this point!

"Laissez les bon temps rouler." No place like New Orleans, jazz lady! Always loved your signature. :dance:

Edit: Sorry, in case you didn't know (have indicated my origin on other threads), I was born and raised in NO. Are you from there, also?

I absolutely love the new and improved peace frog. He is more chill than ever! Poor, emilydog, must be totally traumatized at this point!

"Laissez les bon temps rouler." No place like New Orleans, jazz lady! Always loved your signature. :dance:

Edit: Sorry, in case you didn't know (have indicated my origin on other threads), I was born and raised in NO. Are you from there, also?

I'm sure 'dogemily' isn't in the least bit traumatized and is busy making up a new MPD. :lmao:

I saw the frog on FB and thought immediately of you. :lol:

Not from NO, but it's my favorite travel destination as I obviously love jazz and feel at home at its birthplace. :cheers:

Time for a re-post!!!!! :starcat:

Don't know how to get the .wav from there to here...:mad:

http://forums.somd.com/not-suitable-work/97143-nannypam-had-call-911-a.html

but u aint in Nawlinz :roflmao:

pas de perles libres ou des astuces pour vous

I know. :bawl: And, you ain't either. Where y'at, Lance. Me manquer mon lieu de naissance et tout ce qui va avec elle. No beads or tips for me?! :bawl: :bawl: This has been great fun, thanks!! :high5: You know I love you! :love: Wut ya gonna do wit dat, sha? :smile:

MY MOM JUST DIDNT CALL ME A BABY BUT TOLD ME I BELONG IN PAMPERS AGAIN look people heard her call me a baby in mcdonalds and tell me that she was going to get me diapers and a crib for what i did. i have witnessess dont you think that would help with soical servcies. its not fair it was only ketchup we threw on people and the people in front of us were old like in 60s they wouldnt even know it was on there clothes if my mom didnt say anything. its not fair you know. i dont want to sound like a whinny baby . she had to pay 45 bucks for the clothes i ruined but that was her choice. BUT NO OTHER MOM WOULD TELL ME THAT I SHOULD BE IN DIAPERS AND NEED A BOTTLE ONLY MINE DOES THAT. thats how un cool she is.. IT WAS ONLY MCDONALDS NO PLACE FANCY AND IT WAS KETCHUP. her telling everyone im a baby and belong in pampers and stuff was foul you know and a bunch of lies. no one got hurt it was only ketchup. cause of her people think i need pampers on me now. she needs to chill the out.

If you were my kid id pull your pants down put you over my knee and blister your baby ass.

Time for a re-post!!!!! :starcat:

Don't know how to get the .wav from there to here...:mad:

http://forums.somd.com/not-suitable-work/97143-nannypam-had-call-911-a.html

:thewave: :thewave: :thewave: :thewave:

You don't forget anything, do you? :killingme

Time for a re-post!!!!! :starcat:

Don't know how to get the .wav from there to here...:mad:

http://forums.somd.com/not-suitable-work/97143-nannypam-had-call-911-a.html

:roflmao:

I just projectile vomited.

where? nunyadamnbizzness. U`ll b much betta off nawt knowin, now ya get it??????

r u stalkin Lance? u sure seem 2 b obsessed?? u always come bk 4 more. Love is not defined in audible/typewritten words, it just happs, is that yr prob?

evry1 knows what SHA means 2. Sweet Homewhiteboy Ass. ;-)

u sure r tryin 2 pick ^ on that southern talk, aintcha. 2 bad _____ doesn`t speak it, or things would be diff.

You are a lost cause, but quite entertaining. I am the one from the South, you are the one from Indian Head, MD. You stalked me first; just sayin'. I triiieed to beee niiiice, beeein' a suthin giiirrl and allll, but you keeep cumin' back fo mouh! Are you that horse that keeps hitting that barbed wire fence, as in, doesn't learn. I am way ahead of you. Remind me to not nominate you to carry the white flag to the enemy, in case of emergency, Benedict, oh sorry, I mean, Lance.

and again

and again

I am not sure what caused you to projectile vomit, but I hope it wasn't me. :lol: I hope you get to feeling better! Is it weird that I had way too much fun today on a forum? :jet:

Meh. Downgrading your performance to mediocre.

You are still unconvincing.

Keep trying though, some of the rubes want to play along!

You post very seldom. And, when you do, it is for a good reason. So, all my doubts today were that old gut mom thing. Thank you.

Alabama vs. LSU BCS 2012 Highlights - YouTube (http://youtu.be/eAxVHTRBvSc) ^5

just4U

lol ACC = All Creampuff Conference :killingme

Now I know you are not well, fouh shouh! I grad from LSU in 1976. The Tide v The Tigers means nothing to me, now. Maybe you should try thinking about more important things. Lance!!!!, I am so worried about you!!!! :bawl:

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I'm sure 'dogemily' isn't in the least bit traumatized and is busy making up a new MPD. :lmao:

I saw the frog on FB and thought immediately of you. :lol:

Not from NO, but it's my favorite travel destination as I obviously love jazz and feel at home at its birthplace. :cheers:

This is for you, jazz lady! I wanted to post earlier, but I was too busy babysitting, Lance.

jCdWvCblaW8

:dance: :dance: :dance:

This is for you, jazz lady! I wanted to post earlier, but I was too busy babysitting, Lance.

jCdWvCblaW8

:dance: :dance: :dance:

Thanks and very cool. Was this filmed at Preservation Hall? It so reminds me of when I was in NO a couple of years ago and was fortunate enough to see the bands playing there that night. :yay:

oh hush, yr just po`d cuz they got skunked 21-0 worse than slamdunked. PM or :-c (fon home) if u r so weeried? your decison entireleeeeeeeee.

ET? Lance? Val? Dang internet, neva know who's talkin' to ya! Aw, heck, where is jazz ladies's peace frog? Oh, there you are, my little prince! That's my Lance; now everything will be ok. :poorbaby:

You guys have made my head hurt.

sawry mitz. my bad. plz 4give. bhavin now. posts fixin 2 b poofed.

You need to delete all your idiot babbling

ok here it is.. first my mom never hits me. me and my bother got into a fight at mcdonalds we threw ketchup on each other.im older im 15 he is 13. i got some ketchup on some woman clothes and my mom had to reinburst her for the damage. my mom freak out on me told me i was a immature baby and my brother to in front of people in mcdonlads. Leaving mcdonalds she told us that she should get us some pacifers and some pampers and a playpen. people were looking at me. like she was right. she took away my x box my i pod and cell i cant go out on weekends now. on the car ride home she is yelling at us telling us when she goes to wallmart she should buy us a crib and stuff.telling me we made her look like a bad mother shes being a total ##### to me.

Can i turn her into CPS for abuse saying those things to me? isnt it slander or something saying lies about someone. saying i need pampers and making me look bad in public.For the record he started it my brother not me. its not fair shes doing this. she took away my games and i cant go out now cause of that #####. i want her to chill out and respect me.

First of all why do you not think you did anything wrong? A food fight in a public place is a really immature thing to do. Even if your brother started it you didn't have to play along. Secondly, do you really think it's OK to squirt ketchup on an innocent person just because they are elderly? Where would you even get such a ridiculous opinion? Thirdly, how do you think your mother felt? That had to be a really embarrassing moment for her. I think you are very immature and selfish and need to grow up. If you were my daughter you wouldn't even have access to a computer to post such trash. Grow up and get over it. Your mother is 100% correct in what she did.

First of all why do you not think you did anything wrong? A food fight in a public place is a really immature thing to do. Even if your brother started it you didn't have to play along. Secondly, do you really think it's OK to squirt ketchup on an innocent person just because they are elderly? Where would you even get such a ridiculous opinion? Thirdly, how do you think your mother felt? That had to be a really embarrassing moment for her. I think you are very immature and selfish and need to grow up. If you were my daughter you wouldn't even have access to a computer to post such trash. Grow up and get over it. Your mother is 100% correct in what she did.

:coffee:

You need to delete all your idiot babbling

Well, nobody was forcing me to read it :killingme

I read the first post and can't believe this thread has made it to 214 posts. Wow!

I read the first post and can't believe this thread has made it to 214 posts. Wow!

317 if you include Lance's deleted posts...

317 if you include Lance's deleted posts...

This message is hidden because Lance2U is on your ignore list.

Don't worry about those.

Thanks and very cool. Was this filmed at Preservation Hall? It so reminds me of when I was in NO a couple of years ago and was fortunate enough to see the bands playing there that night. :yay:

No, it was not, but this was one was. The jazz is the same at the clubs and the street funerals. Very eerie, but I love it!; in my blood. :dance: But I, also, like a lively fais-do-do!

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You guys have made my head hurt.

Mitzi, I never wanted to upset anyone. Just rest assured I know what I am doing. You are a dear. :huggy:

once in the system, always in the system. u figure that 1 out 4 yrselves!

nice ppl do exist unless 1 encroaches 2 close 2 "The Edge".

Have a nice evenin. %%- keep guessin............gtg

enjoy the 2n/vid

Hey Pretty Girl (Live in Nashville) - Kip Moore (http://vevo.ly/KFVMDI) U`ll Neva Know.

no1 can bring the hitz/views like sum1 yas don`t have a clu about. remember that. 1 day maybe, but til then read once more above.

"weereeze r nawt like theereeeze, theories r written & believed by those that choose to, while worries r not known, unless 1 is willin 2 take that step 2 know." written by justa dumazzredneck, ya think???

quik summary: "ya gotta test of the waters b4 ya taste of em" & yas cannot use these quotes either (eitha)!

Jesus Christ, Lance... isn't it past your bedtime?

:blahblah: :blahblah: :shortbus: :blahblah: :blahblah: :crazy: :blahblah: :crazy: :blahblah:

Smartest thing you've ever said

ok here it is.. first my mom never hits me. me and my bother got into a fight at mcdonalds we threw ketchup on each other.im older im 15 he is 13. i got some ketchup on some woman clothes and my mom had to reinburst her for the damage. my mom freak out on me told me i was a immature baby and my brother to in front of people in mcdonlads. Leaving mcdonalds she told us that she should get us some pacifers and some pampers and a playpen. people were looking at me. like she was right. she took away my x box my i pod and cell i cant go out on weekends now. on the car ride home she is yelling at us telling us when she goes to wallmart she should buy us a crib and stuff.telling me we made her look like a bad mother shes being a total ##### to me.

Can i turn her into CPS for abuse saying those things to me? isnt it slander or something saying lies about someone. saying i need pampers and making me look bad in public.For the record he started it my brother not me. its not fair shes doing this. she took away my games and i cant go out now cause of that #####. i want her to chill out and respect me.




Is this a joke? Yall "kids" were throwing ketchup around....and you want her to respect you! First you need to grow up and act like a teenager not a 2 year old. Your damn lucky im not your mother cuz i would have busted your @ss in front of everyone. Since you want to act like 2 year old you will me treated like one. Do You seriously think you did nothing wrong? I mean come on! And did i forget to mention that this seems like a troll...just saying

once in the system, always in the system. u figure that 1 out 4 yrselves!

nice ppl do exist unless 1 encroaches 2 close 2 "The Edge".

Have a nice evenin. %%- keep guessin............gtg

enjoy the 2n/vid

Hey Pretty Girl (Live in Nashville) - Kip Moore (http://vevo.ly/KFVMDI) U`ll Neva Know.

no1 can bring the hitz/views like sum1 yas don`t have a clu about. remember that. 1 day maybe, but til then read once more above.

"weereeze r nawt like theereeeze, theories r written & believed by those that choose to, while worries r not known, unless 1 is willin 2 take that step 2 know." written by justa dumazzredneck, ya think???

quik summary: "ya gotta test of the waters b4 ya taste of em" & yas cannot use these quotes either (eitha)!

Key word: nice people. I thought we had this worked out, Lance, but you just keep on giving. So, bring it on. It is obvious to forum members that we have communicated other than posts. So, stop, unless you want to post our PM's...bring it!!! I tried to make peace with you, but you won't have it.

what about my moms lies? telling everyone i need pampers and other stuff. i have a right to drive to take driveres ed



Bahaha...no you dont.

Is this a joke? Yall "kids" were throwing ketchup around....and you want her to respect you! First you need to grow up and act like a teenager not a 2 year old. Your damn lucky im not your mother cuz i would have busted your @ss in front of everyone. Since you want to act like 2 year old you will me treated like one. Do You seriously think you did nothing wrong? I mean come on! And did i forget to mention that this seems like a troll...just saying

It is a joke. How on earth could this 14 year old come into this forum and post only in this one thread. This was a set up and it's interesting that this thread has gone to this many posts.

Key word: nice people. I thought we had this worked out, Lance, but you just keep on giving. So, bring it on. It is obvious to forum members that we have communicated other than posts. So, stop, unless you want to post our PM's...bring it!!! I tried to make peace with you, but you won't have it.

Mama...stop feeding the retard!

It is a joke. How on earth could this 14 year old come into this forum and post only in this one thread. This was a set up and it's interesting that this thread has gone to this many posts.

I thought the same thing, kat, but I looked at the rules for this forum and it didn't say you had to be 18 or older. I, also, made the comment earlier that this forum is not exactly "G" rated. I have doubted this OP from the beginning, but I got sucked in, anyway, and then it turned into a mama/lance thread: sorry. :offtopic:

Mama...stop feeding the retard!

Hey:howdy:Hank. You know how I feel about the word "retard". But, you are right about the other aspect of your post. ::love:

Edit: :lookingforbombshelter: :jameo:

I thought the same thing, kat, but I looked at the rules for this forum and it didn't say you had to be 18 or older. I, also, made the comment earlier that this forum is not exactly "G" rated. I have doubted this OP from the beginning, but I got sucked in, anyway, and then it turned into a mama/lance thread: sorry. :offtopic:

But why? Are you that bored that you have to feed into his senseless posts? Come on, it can't be all that bad. You have a husband there, spend time with him. I really wish I could be so lucky. Even I'm not that bored that I would acknowledge Lance's posts. He's creepy.

But why? Are you that bored that you have to feed into his senseless posts? Come on, it can't be all that bad. You have a husband there, spend time with him. I really wish I could be so lucky. Even I'm not that bored that I would acknowledge Lance's posts. He's creepy.

You know, kat, I have always sensed somewhat of a negativity from you towards me. Look at your posts...such as, are you an addict, etc., but I have always supported you in your trying times....where to go on vacation, sorry your hub is deployed, understanding your dog's surgery, etc. You don't know my history on this forum as far as who I commuicate with offline, and I would be so obliged if you wouldn't act like you know everything. That's ok; don't waste your time replying to my posts anymore. I still think your dog is beautiful, and I love your videos of her swimming, but, seriously, stop with the negativity. Thank you.

You know, kat, I have always sensed somewhat of a negativity from you towards me. Look at your posts...such as, are you an addict, etc., but I have always supported you in your trying times....where to go on vacation, sorry your hub is deployed, understanding your dog's surgery, etc. You don't know my history on this forum as far as who I commuicate with offline, and I would be so obliged if you wouldn't act like you know everything. That's ok; don't waste your time replying to my posts anymore. I still think your dog is beautiful, and I love your videos of her swimming, but, seriously, stop with the negativity. Thank you.

I was actually trying to be nice, but if you'd rather spend time back and forth with Lance than with your husband, have at it. It wasn't meant to be negative.

I never said anything about you being an addict, you were the one that said the forums and listening to the scanner were addictive. I only made a joke about it. Sorry you don't have a sense of humor.

Well, I can read the righting on the wall... like he graffiti in DC...Lance keeps tagging over mamatutu, and she keeps tagging over Lance.

I declare this thread not only "lanced" but now "mama-mowed", IE: Trashed.

It "was" so funny until you 2 made it your not so private playground.

Sigh......Well, at least I have work to look forward to in the morning!

I was actually trying to be nice, but if you'd rather spend time back and forth with Lance than with your husband, have at it. It wasn't meant to be negative.

I never said anything about you being an addict, you were the one that said the forums and listening to the scanner were addictive. I only made a joke about it. Sorry you don't have a sense of humor.

OK, the sense of humor thing...I am working on. I spend 24/7 with my hub because he works out of the house. (we have plenty of back and forth :lol:) He is an account exec for USBank for the mid-Atlantic region. I am very blessed to be with him all the time. He may not look at it that way!!!:killingme I truly mean what I say when I tell you I know your stress with your hub gone. I can't imagine what you go through. You are a strong woman; raising a child and keeping up with the house, etc. My hub is a former Marine, but obviously not part of the current military. It is just as hard on the ones left behind, as it is for those that are in the battlefield. I am glad we had this talk. I think you and your hub are awesome:patriot:

OK, the sense of humor thing...I am working on. I spend 24/7 with my hub because he works out of the house. (we have plenty of back and forth :lol:) He is an account exec for USBank for the mid-Atlantic region. I am very blessed to be with him all the time. He may not look at it that way!!!:killingme I truly mean what I say when I tell you I know your stress with your hub gone. I can't imagine what you go through. You are a strong woman; raising a child and keeping up with the house, etc. My hub is a former Marine, but obviously not part of the current military. It is just as hard on the ones left behind, as it is for those that are in the battlefield. I am glad we had this talk. I think you and your hub are awesome:patriot:

thank you, and please don't take this the wrong way, stop wasting your time with Lance, those are minutes or hours of you life you will never get back. I'm really not trying to sound mean, just some friendly advice.

Well, I can read the righting on the wall... like he graffiti in DC...Lance keeps tagging over mamatutu, and she keeps tagging over Lance.

I declare this thread not only "lanced" but now "mama-mowed", IE: Trashed.

It "was" so funny until you 2 made it your not so private playground.

Sigh......Well, at least I have work to look forward to in the morning!

Mama-mowed is not so catchy. Sorry, 235, but you are way to new, as in newbie, to even understand. But, just remember, a forum, is just an activity in life, such as playing sports, or taking an evening walk; it is nothing to be taken seriously. But, I do have to say, there are a handful of people on this forum that I would truly like to meet in person, because I think they are awesome. I have a feeling they know who they are. :howdy:

Mama-mowed is not so catchy. Sorry, 235, but you are way to new, as in newbie, to even understand. But, just remember, a forum, is just an activity in life, such as playing sports, or taking an evening walk; it is nothing to be taken seriously. But, I do have to say, there are a handful of people on this forum that I would truly like to meet in person, because I think they are awesome. I have a feeling they know who they are. :howdy:

Whatever floats your boat.
You do have a habit of taking over topics and making them your private (public) forum.
Have a nice time being lanced.

thank you, and please don't take this the wrong way, stop wasting your time with Lance, those are minutes or hours of you life you will never get back. I'm really not trying to sound mean, just some friendly advice.

You made me cry, but in a good way, and you are not mean. Stress is a whole new monster unto itself! :smile: And, yes, Lance is a waste of time, but, I always think I can fix everything. I just can't get rid of Pollyana; dang multiple personalities! This should have been a separate thread. Do you think vrai would consider making a new forum category called "Therapy"? I always keep you and your hub in my prayers. :buddies:

Whatever floats your boat.
You do have a habit of taking over topics and making them your private (public) forum.
Have a nice time being lanced.

I have seen how this goes on other threads. Things being taken out of context; I never made this my private (public) forum, and you know that is a bunch of poop! You are excused because you are new, but watch your boat, also. I have a feeling you won't last long here. Just the mama in me. :shrug:

Darn kids... :banghead:

Darn internet junkies... :banghead:

Darn e-parenting... :banghead:

"Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve." - some dude named Scott Adams...


Troll Feeders... :smack: ....

ok here it is.. first my mom never hits me. me and my bother got into a fight at mcdonalds we threw ketchup on each other.im older im 15 he is 13. i got some ketchup on some woman clothes and my mom had to reinburst her for the damage. my mom freak out on me told me i was a immature baby and my brother to in front of people in mcdonlads. Leaving mcdonalds she told us that she should get us some pacifers and some pampers and a playpen. people were looking at me. like she was right. she took away my x box my i pod and cell i cant go out on weekends now. on the car ride home she is yelling at us telling us when she goes to wallmart she should buy us a crib and stuff.telling me we made her look like a bad mother shes being a total ##### to me.

Can i turn her into CPS for abuse saying those things to me? isnt it slander or something saying lies about someone. saying i need pampers and making me look bad in public.For the record he started it my brother not me. its not fair shes doing this. she took away my games and i cant go out now cause of that #####. i want her to chill out and respect me.

If my kid did that I would have smacked your rear and grounded you also. Show some respect and do what your told. :smack:

Listen kid....You are whats wrong with children today. Thank you for pointing this out for others to see.

my mom isnt a saint..i told u what she said to me the lies about me needing pampers and the other stuff. i would trade moms anyday

what about my moms lies? telling everyone i need pampers and other stuff. i have a right to drive to take driveres ed

1.) You should be wearing diapers because you were genuinely acting like a baby. I have some that don't fit my son anymore, I can mail them to you. :yay:

2.) Driving is not a RIGHT, it is a PRIVILEGE. If you aren't mature enough to keep your composure in a fast food restaurant, what makes you think you are mature enough to be behind the wheel of a vehicle. I commend your mother for doing us all a favor.

Now quit your whining and move out of the house while you still know everything. :coffee:

MY MOM JUST DIDNT CALL ME A BABY BUT TOLD ME I BELONG IN PAMPERS AGAIN look people heard her call me a baby in mcdonalds and tell me that she was going to get me diapers and a crib for what i did. i have witnessess dont you think that would help with soical servcies. its not fair it was only ketchup we threw on people and the people in front of us were old like in 60s they wouldnt even know it was on there clothes if my mom didnt say anything. its not fair you know. i dont want to sound like a whinny baby . she had to pay 45 bucks for the clothes i ruined but that was her choice. BUT NO OTHER MOM WOULD TELL ME THAT I SHOULD BE IN DIAPERS AND NEED A BOTTLE ONLY MINE DOES THAT. thats how un cool she is.. IT WAS ONLY MCDONALDS NO PLACE FANCY AND IT WAS KETCHUP. her telling everyone im a baby and belong in pampers and stuff was foul you know and a bunch of lies. no one got hurt it was only ketchup. cause of her people think i need pampers on me now. she needs to chill the out.

I'm a mom and wouldn't call you a baby. I would of slap the sh!t out of you the first time you threw the ketchup. There would of never been any chance ketchup would of gotten on any bodies clothes. Grow up and act right in public and at home. Stop whining like a big baby!

ok here it is.. first my mom never hits me. me and my bother got into a fight at mcdonalds we threw ketchup on each other.im older im 15 he is 13. i got some ketchup on some woman clothes and my mom had to reinburst her for the damage. my mom freak out on me told me i was a immature baby and my brother to in front of people in mcdonlads. Leaving mcdonalds she told us that she should get us some pacifers and some pampers and a playpen. people were looking at me. like she was right. she took away my x box my i pod and cell i cant go out on weekends now. on the car ride home she is yelling at us telling us when she goes to wallmart she should buy us a crib and stuff.telling me we made her look like a bad mother shes being a total ##### to me.

Can i turn her into CPS for abuse saying those things to me? isnt it slander or something saying lies about someone. saying i need pampers and making me look bad in public.For the record he started it my brother not me. its not fair shes doing this. she took away my games and i cant go out now cause of that #####. i want her to chill out and respect me.

... Seriously?



Could someone remind me when school starts again?

what about my moms lies? telling everyone i need pampers and other stuff. i have a right to drive to take driveres ed

Driving is not a right. First thing you learn in drivers ed. Please stay in school.

is this a joke?

is this a joke?

I hope so. :coffee: I would hope a 15-year-old could not be this ignorant. :killingme

Can i turn her into CPS for abuse saying those things to me? isnt it slander or something saying lies about someone. saying i need pampers and making me look bad in public.For the record he started it my brother not me. its not fair shes doing this. she took away my games and i cant go out now cause of that #####. i want her to chill out and respect me.


:yay: You should def call CPS!!!! Your mother obviously needs a vacation from you.

See - I always told the Things: "go ahead & call the police or CPS. ** I ** will be in jail at most, 1 day. Then I will post my bail & be out. If not, then they will take care of me for however long I have to be there. Washing my clothes, fixing my meals & feeding me. Hell, they'll even clothe me. It will be a vacation for me."

"YOU, on the other hand, will be removed from home for an undetermined length of time. And the home they put you in will probably be worse than this one. You take that gamble."

So go ahead. Make that call! :high5:

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is this a joke?

:yay:

This thread is definetly the king of Retarded.

Damn, I just posted in it, so that must make me one the retarded subjects!

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This thread is definetly the king of Retarded.

Damn, I just posted in it, so that must make me one the retarded subjects!

Nah... But the replies it got are amusing to laugh at

I read the first post and can't believe this thread has made it to 214 posts. Wow!:yeahthat: I stopped reading after about the first 40 or so posts. Once I spot another stupid MPD, I don't feed it.

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This thread is definetly the king of Retarded.

Damn, I just posted in it, so that must make me one the retarded subjects!

And be careful with the "R" word... JPC will be in here to defend his honor ... Once he finishes up campaigning in Wal-Mart for another political adventure... And spending our tax money to buy some more non-essentials...

I would have emptied there dresser drawers out while they were gone and filled them with pampers. Kids these days don't know how good they got it. Calling CPS and cops etc, for verba discipline after their immature activity, give me a F ing break.

lol...damn kids. I probably would have been beaten if I acted like a retarded child in public.

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And be careful with the "R" word... JPC will be in here to defend his honor ... Once he finishes up campaigning in Wal-Mart for another political adventure... And spending our tax money to buy some more non-essentials...

I'm surprised he's not in here already giving his sage fatherly advice. That would set the kid (or troll) straight. :crazy:

I had left home by the time I was 15 years old. Moocher! :coffee:

Come on guys! Cut Emily some slack......
Since I'm the wisest person on this forum.....YES. this is abuse. YES call CPS.....idk why you havent already!!!!!!! OMG

:roflmao:

:yay: to the new MPD. I got a good laugh.

wise? don`t think so, try again, u failed not only the 1st go around ........ :whistle: u r way 2 predictable. :D


aww Lance....are you sad because I haven't replied to your last 3 PMs...?

Luke Bryan? He did such a good job~

I had left home by the time I was 15 years old. Moocher! :coffee:

:yeahthat: I paid rent on my 1st apartment when I was 15 and never went back home. Got my GED at 16 and never looked back...
Good thing I opted to never have children because the way these fuC# trophies act, I'd be doing time for beating them into the next county!