Sometimes I think men don't look in the mirror before they leave the house.

What man would leave if he knew how ridiculous socks look with sandles? The higher the socks, the worse they look.

Or the pants he is wearing are 2 sizes too small and his beer belly is jiggling over the top of his belt; buttcrack showing from the behind. Unattractive to say the least. Oh, and the 25 year old holey medium sized Lynard Skynard concert tshirt that should be a 2X, really doesn't cover up the jiggling belly, drooping pans or buttcrack.

Oh and while I'm at is- clean the funk out from under your nails and if your nose hairs are long enough to braid- give them a snip. Please.

:whistle:

Oh and while I'm at is- clean the funk out from under your nails and if your nose hairs are long enough to braid- give them a snip. Please.

:whistle:

I found that if you braid your ear hair and nose hair together you get a cool looking handlebar mustache.

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And he's probably married to a capri wearing wife

:lmao:

Sometimes I think men don't look in the mirror before they leave the house.

What man would leave if he knew how ridiculous socks look with sandles? The higher the socks, the worse they look.

Or the pants he is wearing are 2 sizes too small and his beer belly is jiggling over the top of his belt; buttcrack showing from the behind. Unattractive to say the least. Oh, and the 25 year old holey medium sized Lynard Skynard concert tshirt that should be a 2X, really doesn't cover up the jiggling belly, drooping pans or buttcrack.

Oh and while I'm at is- clean the funk out from under your nails and if your nose hairs are long enough to braid- give them a snip. Please.

:whistle:

:yay:

Sometimes I think men don't look in the mirror before they leave the house.

What man would leave if he knew how ridiculous socks look with sandles? The higher the socks, the worse they look.

Or the pants he is wearing are 2 sizes too small and his beer belly is jiggling over the top of his belt; buttcrack showing from the behind. Unattractive to say the least. Oh, and the 25 year old holey medium sized Lynard Skynard concert tshirt that should be a 2X, really doesn't cover up the jiggling belly, drooping pans or buttcrack.

Oh and while I'm at is- clean the funk out from under your nails and if your nose hairs are long enough to braid- give them a snip. Please.

:whistle:
If I wear pants that fit my gut and not my belt line, they'll be somewhere up around my armpits. You really want to see that instead?

Sometimes I think men don't look in the mirror before they leave the house.

What man would leave if he knew how ridiculous socks look with sandles? The higher the socks, the worse they look.

Or the pants he is wearing are 2 sizes too small and his beer belly is jiggling over the top of his belt; buttcrack showing from the behind. Unattractive to say the least. Oh, and the 25 year old holey medium sized Lynard Skynard concert tshirt that should be a 2X, really doesn't cover up the jiggling belly, drooping pans or buttcrack.

Oh and while I'm at is- clean the funk out from under your nails and if your nose hairs are long enough to braid- give them a snip. Please.

:whistle:


AND while you're at it, men, the flood isn't coming any time soon...stop it with the short jeans/pants....no one wants to see your socks !! and camo is not and never will be fashionable. just sayin

If I wear pants that fit my gut and not my belt line, they'll be somewhere up around my armpits. You really want to see that instead?

:betterthanbuttcrack:

I found that if you braid your ear hair and nose hair together you get a cool looking handlebar mustache.

:worthless

AND while you're at it, men, the flood isn't coming any time soon...stop it with the short jeans/pants....no one wants to see your socks !! and camo is not and never will be fashionable. just sayin

I have camo yoga pants. :roflmao:

But I also have a John Deere tattoo so... :coffee:

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AND while you're at it, men, the flood isn't coming any time soon...stop it with the short jeans/pants....no one wants to see your socks !! and camo is not and never will be fashionable. just sayin

Well that's sexist

AND while you're at it, men, the flood isn't coming any time soon...stop it with the short jeans/pants....no one wants to see your socks !! and camo is not and never will be fashionable. just sayin

But I ALWAYS wear my camo short jean/pants with white socks and sandals.

It's my signature style!!

If I wear pants that fit my gut and not my belt line, they'll be somewhere up around my armpits. You really want to see that instead?

:yay:

nose hairs are long enough to braid- give them a snip. Please.

:whistle:

Guy I share an office with - you'd swear he had a Hitler mustache. I suspect he's anticipating going bald and wants the nose and ear hair for a combover.

When I lived in Japan, men wore these all the time. No lie. Even then I thought it was :twitch: and I was a kid.

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Tank Top / Shorts / Flops - :yay:

AND while you're at it, men, the flood isn't coming any time soon...stop it with the short jeans/pants....no one wants to see your socks !! and camo is not and never will be fashionable. just sayin

Capris for men!

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Capris for men!

With crocs.

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:lol:

When I lived in Japan, men wore these all the time. No lie. Even then I thought it was :twitch: and I was a kid.

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I used to have to wear these socks with an old work uniform.....a kimono. I actually know how to tie/fold/whatever an obi belt :biggrin:

Another :nono:

And those wallets, with the chains, I generally would frown upon, however, I'd make an exception in this case...WOW

And those wallets, with the chains, I generally would frown upon, however, I'd make an exception in this case...WOW

:drool:

And those wallets, with the chains, I generally would frown upon, however, I'd make an exception in this case...WOW

What wallets with chains? :wink:

And those wallets, with the chains, I generally would frown upon, however, I'd make an exception in this case...WOW

Wuss

And those wallets, with the chains, I generally would frown upon, however, I'd make an exception in this case...WOW

A pretty boy like this probably spends way too much time in front of a mirror admiring himself. Just sayin.

And those wallets, with the chains, I generally would frown upon, however, I'd make an exception in this case...WOW

:hot:

And those wallets, with the chains, I generally would frown upon, however, I'd make an exception in this case...WOW

Ooooh! He's prettier than Warnutz! :shocking:

Ooooh! He's prettier than Warnutz! :shocking:

Have you lost your mind? That is not and never will be possible.

Have you lost your mind? That is not and never will be possible.I didn't think so... thus the --->:shocking: smillie.

Have you lost your mind? That is not and never will be possible.

:eyebrow:

Sometimes I think men don't look in the mirror before they leave the house.

The wha??? :lol:

They only way I'd look in the mirror before I left the house would be to see if there was some food in it.

The only time I do look at myself in a mirror is when I am jamming because THAT appearance does matter. Can't be looking like a slack jawed window licker while playing hard rock. Rules.

:buddies:

Another :nono:

He's properly attired to catch what he's trolling for.

The wha??? :lol:

They only way I'd look in the mirror before I left the house would be to see if there was some food in it.

The only time I do look at myself in a mirror is when I am jamming because THAT appearance does matter. Can't be looking like a slack jawed window licker while playing hard rock. Rules.

:buddies:

You look much younger without the beard. :yay:

Ooooh! He's prettier than Warnutz! :shocking:
:hot:
Have you lost your mind? That is not and never will be possible.

It's the extra watch...

:poorbaby:

You look much younger without the beard. :yay:

It's the purse, actually. Black slims and takes off years.

:drama:

The only time I do look at myself in a mirror is when I am jamming because THAT appearance does matter. Can't be looking like a slack jawed window licker while playing hard rock. Rules.

:buddies:Speaking of old dudes "rocking"... was flipping through the channels last night and caught a concert for 2011 and Cheap Trick was on stage... they were all wearing the same style clothes and such they wore back in the day and from a distance you say "Hey... that's Cheap Trick" but then when the camera zooms in you fall over laughing and say, "WTF are those grandpas doing dressed like Cheap Trick"...:roflmao: I found it hilarious... my 17 year old daughter on the other hand (who likes Cheap Trick music) said, "I can't watch this... it is too sad and scary" and fled out of the room...:roflmao:

It's the extra watch...

:poorbaby:

:lmao:

Sometimes I think men don't look in the mirror before they leave the house.

What man would leave if he knew how ridiculous socks look with sandles? The higher the socks, the worse they look.

Or the pants he is wearing are 2 sizes too small and his beer belly is jiggling over the top of his belt; buttcrack showing from the behind. Unattractive to say the least. Oh, and the 25 year old holey medium sized Lynard Skynard concert tshirt that should be a 2X, really doesn't cover up the jiggling belly, drooping pans or buttcrack.

Oh and while I'm at is- clean the funk out from under your nails and if your nose hairs are long enough to braid- give them a snip. Please.

:whistle:


Arent you old and fat though?

Arent you old and fat though?

This thread is about how men dress :moon:

"I can't watch this... it is too sad and scary" and fled out of the room...:roflmao:


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She didn't even wait for Def Lepard to come one... which is her #1 all-time favorite band... I'm thinking that was really the old-geezers image she was trying to avoid... they are all still younger and rockin' it in her mind...:roflmao:

Speaking of old dudes "rocking"... was flipping through the channels last night and caught a concert for 2011 and Cheap Trick was on stage... they were all wearing the same style clothes and such they wore back in the day and from a distance you say "Hey... that's Cheap Trick" but then when the camera zooms in you fall over laughing and say, "WTF are those grandpas doing dressed like Cheap Trick"...:roflmao: I found it hilarious... my 17 year old daughter on the other hand (who likes Cheap Trick music) said, "I can't watch this... it is too sad and scary" and fled out of the room...:roflmao:

:lmao:

She didn't even wait for Def Lepard to come one... which is her #1 all-time favorite band... I'm thinking that was really the old-geezers image she was trying to avoid... they are all still younger and rockin' it in her mind...:roflmao:

I feel that way about jack nicholson and tim curry. Huge crush on both. DO NOT want to see any picture older than the 80s. :killingme

This thread is not as interesting as the ladies and clothes, all we get are pants and shirt, boring. But I do have to agree sandles and socks is a no no, along with hight water pants.

My kilt is awesome on hot summer days!

This thread is not as interesting as the ladies and clothes, all we get are pants and shirt, boring. But I do have to agree sandles and socks is a no no, along with hight water pants.

Maybe it is because women don't spend as much time looking at men as you'd like to think we do. But men do spend a lot of time looking at women...and women spend a lot of time looking at other women and critiquing how they dress.

They only way I'd look in the mirror before I left the house would be to see if there was some food in it.

The fact that I do not dress fashionably or otherwise fuss over how I look is a badge of honor most men wear proudly.

The fact that I do not dress fashionably or otherwise fuss over how I look is a badge of honor most men wear proudly.

BumWear FUBUBISL For Us By Us Because It Stunk Least :diva:

The fact that I do not dress fashionably or otherwise fuss over how I look is a badge of honor most men wear proudly.

Clean body with clothes that are equally clean and fit... is a great recipe for those that don't care to overindulge.

Some go over the line to impress, like one of my local registered bad boys. I keep up with what I can in my hood, be aware of my surroundings type thing. Anyway checking online for possible add ons the other day I saw he had actually went to them and changed his profile pic, like anyone looking cares. :killingme Still no silk purse,forever a sows ear.


:coffee:

Maybe it is because women don't spend as much time looking at men as you'd like to think we do. But men do spend a lot of time looking at women...and women spend a lot of time looking at other women and critiquing how they dress.

Believe me, us guys are glad women don't spend as much time looking at us.

If they did, they would find us staring at other women or scratching our ass or doing something that they would find offensive. That's what us guys do. So go back to looking at other women with us and when you see a hottie make sure you point it out to us so we can look too. Thanks in advance. :lol: :lmao:

Ooooh! He's prettier than Warnutz! :shocking:

warnutz is like the magic mike of SOMD.com:killingme

warnutz is like the magic mike of SOMD.com:killingme

:yay:

warnutz is like the magic mike of SOMD.com:killingme

:lol: nice

warnutz is like the magic mike of SOMD.com:killingme

When I first met him about 10 years ago... I thought :jet: "OMG it is a real-life walking and talking Ken Doll!!!! " :drool:


.... and then I got to know him. :killingme

When I first met him about 10 years ago... I thought :jet: "OMG it is a real-life walking and talking Ken Doll!!!! " :drool:


.... and then I got to know him. :killingme



So he is flat in front?......:shocking:

So he is flat in front?......:shocking:

:eyebrow: no. He is just pretty and doll-like.

:eyebrow: no. He is just pretty and doll-like.

:whoosh: lol

:whoosh: lol

:confused:


Explain to me please. :cds:

....no one wants to see your socks !!...

bajeeses....what do you have against socks?


I can rent space in a woman's mind just by allowing my socks to show? I think I'll start wearing high-waters again just for you. :lol:

.... and then I got to know him. :killingme

Do you girls actually have running conversations with barbie dolls?

Is that how you got to know Ken?

:confused:


Explain to me please. :cds:

ever pulled down a dolls pants?

ever pulled down a dolls pants?

So, THAT's how they get to know Ken.....

Sometimes I think men don't look in the mirror before they leave the house.

What man would leave if he knew how ridiculous socks look with sandles? The higher the socks, the worse they look.

Or the pants he is wearing are 2 sizes too small and his beer belly is jiggling over the top of his belt; buttcrack showing from the behind. Unattractive to say the least. Oh, and the 25 year old holey medium sized Lynard Skynard concert tshirt that should be a 2X, really doesn't cover up the jiggling belly, drooping pans or buttcrack.

Oh and while I'm at is- clean the funk out from under your nails and if your nose hairs are long enough to braid- give them a snip. Please.

:whistle:

Is there a reason you could not have pulled me aside in private, or at least PMed me with your suggestions?

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What the heck...

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What the heck...

:killingme






:yay:

This thread is about how men dress :moon:

No, its about a fat person criticizing the way other people look when that person doensnt even respect themself enough to not be overweight.

Seems like a hypocrit to me.

No, its about a fat person criticizing the way other people look when that person doensnt even respect themself enough to not be overweight.

Seems like a hypocrit to me.

It's all in fun but I don't expect you to get that. :whistle:

And those wallets, with the chains, I generally would frown upon, however, I'd make an exception in this case...WOW

he's prolly gay

Is there a reason you could not have pulled me aside in private, or at least PMed me with your suggestions?

My bad...we can discuss it on Friday. And maybe you could offer some advice on how to get to respecting myself again. :buddies: