I was heading into PF City just passing the rescue squad when I noticed a slow moving car in the left lane. It had the slight side to side motion. I figured another dipshyt texter. As I got closer, I notice the driver applying makeup using the rear view mirror at close range. I go around to get in the turning lane for 231 and get along side. It turns out to be a "dude". Now I'm at a loss. I'm angry and hysterical with laughter at the same time. Maybe he's late for the Chic-fil-a beauty contest?
So, a quick PSA to all you ladies and queens out there, you know who you are, do your business at the house. Get up earlier if you have to. Thank you. Peace!

So what kind of car does Giantone drive?

So what kind of car does Giantone drive?

I think it was a late model white Corolla. I was a little distracted by what I was witnessing

I do not understand the reference to the Chic-fil-a beauty contest?

I do not understand the reference to the Chic-fil-a beauty contest?The gays are all up in arms with CFA.