Tips for men on how to cheat successfully | SHINBOW.COM (http://www.shinbow.com/2012/08/09/tips-for-men-on-how-to-cheat-successfully/)

1. Choose the right place

2. Be careful online

3. Don’t search in your own back yard

4. Avoid digital lipstick

5. Mind your monthly credit card bill

The best way to cheat successfully:


Get fat and slobby
Fart a lot
Dedicate your weekends to televised sports
Act like a surly ass


Then you can cheat all you want and she will be happy to outsource the sex.

The truly successful man never cheats.
He just flirts alot.

The best way to cheat successfully:


Get fat and slobby
Fart a lot
Dedicate your weekends to televised sports
Act like a surly ass


Then you can cheat all you want and she will be happy to outsource the sex.

:dye::yahoo:

The best way to cheat successfully:


Get fat and slobby
Fart a lot
Dedicate your weekends to televised sports
Act like a surly ass


Then you can cheat all you want and she will be happy to outsource the sex.

Finally, something I stand a chance of succeeding at! Have to work on #3 a little, though; perhaps if I start watching NASCAR?
:killingme

Finally, something I stand a chance of succeeding at! Have to work on #3 a little, though; perhaps if I start watching NASCAR?
:killingme

I just switched out watching sports with playing the PS3.
We will consider the PS3, the Wii and Xbox as sports from this day forward.

Now where is my beautiful young woman that will be cheating with me.

I just switched out watching sports with playing the PS3.
We will consider the PS3, the Wii and Xbox as sports from this day forward.

Now where is my beautiful young woman that will be cheating with me.

:eyebrow:

I just switched out watching sports with playing the PS3.
We will consider the PS3, the Wii and Xbox as sports from this day forward.

This will help immensely with #1 :yay:

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I really hope he doesnt cheat.

But if he does before I wake,
both his scrawny heads I'll break. :whistle::dye:

This will help immensely with #1 :yay:

Im already there, I like to consider it a maintenance program.

Although the article TITLE says "men" - the article itself goes out of its way to avoid stating gender. All five of those work for women as well as men.

Let me preface this by saying I never cheated. Flirt a little bit maybe, but never cheated.



If someone is dumb enough to need cheat notes to successfully cheat, they deserve to get caught.

Now where is my beautiful young woman that will be cheating with me.

:love:

If someone is dumb enough to need cheat notes to successfully cheat, they deserve to get caught.

I part-time for a PI and you'd be suprised at how stupid people can be....and how niave their SO's can be as well

:love:





Dont tease me woman,, you are entirely too hot to play this game. :love:

Dont tease me woman,, you are entirely too hot to play this game. :love:

:kiss:

:kiss::howdy:

:howdy:

:smoochy:

Get a divorce, first, then you can successfully "cheat" to your hearts content. If the women find out - who cares? You aren't committed to any of them anyway.