Dumb arse!
:killingme

BERLIN (Reuters) - Gusts of wind propelled a German windsurfer from a Baltic Sea beach into a tree and -- after he climbed down -- 10 yards further into a parked car, police said on Wednesday.
The 25 year-old had just finished riding the waves and was still attached to his board by the security strap when a gust of wind caught his sail and blew him into the tree.

When a bystander helped the man down from the tree a second gust carried the windsurfer straight into the nearby parked car.

Police in the eastern German town of Schwerin said the man was now recovering from slight injuries.