15 pieces of advice for women about men

15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
That's actually a pretty good piece of advice.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

I like that one. :lol:

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.



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# 8 is my favorite

6. Men are all the same - they just have different size :gossip:, so that you can tell them apart.


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Dear Tina,

tsk, tsk, tsk.... :silly:

Love,
Mike

Dear Tina,

tsk, tsk, tsk.... :silly:

Love,
Mike
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LYMI

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.


:yay: sounds about right to me.

The only piece of advice my mother ever gave me when it came to men (this is true): If you want to be rich, marry a rich man or don't get married at all.

Okay - try these:
1. Women do have opinions - if you don't like one, keep checking, it'll change.
2. How can you tell if a woman is mechanically inclined? She changes her own light bulbs.
3. Are women cruel? What do you call somebody who likes plants that were cut down in the prime of life and jammed in a cup of water?
4. If you walk into your girlfriend's place and smell rotting vegetation, tell her the potpourri smells nice.
5. Women invented their own names for colors so they could frustrate men.
6. Try this - it really works!: When you want to get a woman to talk, put your favorite song on the stereo.
7. A wife: a woman whose self-appointed duty is to change her husband's plans.
8. Drive-through behavior: Man pulls up, knowing what he wants, and orders it. Woman pulls up, knowing what she wants, but reads the whole $%^#@ menu anyway.
9. Topics married men should avoid: housework, money, beauty, sex, clothes, and color schemes.
10. If women are from Venus, can't we send 'em back?
11. Don't bother trying to answer her questions; she'll do it for you.
12. How to appease a woman: make her think she's in charge.
13. Single women choose those lift-and-shape bras. Married women choose those padded-and-hide bras.
14. A female designer recently came up with the next improvement to the bra: a padlock.
15. How to get a woman to jump up and find a mirror: talk about lint.