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I got 2155 on my first try!!


Quote:
THAT WAS GREAT!!
YOU MUST BE AN ALCOHOLIC
Please get to an AA meeting immediatly
YOU DRUNK!!

That game is rigged. The toilet moves. :mad:

I was told to go away until I learn to handle my liquor and that my idea of a good time is a round of "Go Fish". :ohwell:

I was told to go away until I learn to handle my liquor and that my idea of a good time is a round of "Go Fish". :ohwell:

:lmao:

I got something like 976, a six pack.

:lmao:

I got something like 976, a six pack.

No fair, you squat to pee. I'm just glad I sealed my new bathroom floor. Apparently, I AM the problem. :ohwell:






:lol:

No fair, you squat to pee. I'm just glad I sealed my new bathroom floor. Apparently, I AM the problem. :ohwell:






:lol:


:bs: I had to stand up to play.

:bs: I had to stand up to play.


:lol:

Is 450 good?

Is 450 good?


No. You need another shot of tokillya'.

I got 994..guess I should have thrown a Cheerio in the toilet to aim at.

I got 994..guess I should have thrown a Cheerio in the toilet to aim at.


Pee Pee in the Potty! :clap:

I got 994..guess I should have thrown a Cheerio in the toilet to aim at.
:killingme

Pee Pee in the Potty! :clap:
And know it, too! :yay:

And know it, too! :yay:

:bonus:

2491 :shocking:


I'm in DEEP trouble. :alkies: :drunk:

No. You need another shot of Tekwillia'.
:fixed:

:killingme:

I was told to go away until I learn to handle my liquor and that my idea of a good time is a round of "Go Fish". :ohwell::ohwell: I got the same thing. And I don't even like "Go Fish"

DAMN! I need some drunks to play.. You light weights are making me look good!

:otter:

DAMN! I need some drunks to play.. You light weights are making me look good!

:otter:
2491 :shocking:


I'm in DEEP trouble. :alkies: :drunk:
:whistle:

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I got 2155 on my first try!!


Quote:
THAT WAS GREAT!!
YOU MUST BE AN ALCOHOLIC
Please get to an AA meeting immediatly
YOU DRUNK!!
Yo Beer Wench 2260!

I've had better aim, peeing off the back of a sail boat in 20 knots of breeze,

with 6 ft seas!
:cheers:

Yo Beer Wench 2260!

I've had better aim, peeing off the back of a sail boat in 20 knots of breeze,

with 6 ft seas!
:cheers:

1233. I'm going to Walmart and buying a funnel.

Yo Beer Wench 2260!

I've had better aim, peeing off the back of a sail boat in 20 knots of breeze,

with 6 ft seas!
:cheers::lmao: That's a little TOO much information there, Mr. Gasm.

Of course, I'm not sure how I managed to score 2491. :whistle:

:lmao: That's a little TOO much information there, Mr. Gasm.

Of course, I'm not sure how I managed to score 2491. :whistle:
She did say:

DAMN! I need some drunks to play.. You light weights are making me look good!

:otter:
:whistle:

She did say:


:whistle:
Oops. I guess we DO resemble that remark at times. :alkies: I guess I'd better not say anything about the glass of Yellowtail I'm drinking right now, either, else people get the wrong idea. :angel:

Hmmm, I went out and has a few Crown and 7's.... I got 1863.... Still pretty good.



ALL HAIL JAZZ, Queen of the shriveled liver!!
:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

She rawks!!

HEY AIRGASMS!! How about you be my date to the Bucksnort.. We can see who's the last one standing...


:doesntneedsealaegstogetiton:

That game is rigged. The toilet gets blurry when I move.:mad:
:lmao:

I got 1913. After three bottles of tequila aint no way I would be able to hit the bowl
like that

1204

1039 How the he!! did you lushes get those high scores??? :lol:

1039 How the he!! did you lushes get those high scores??? :lol:

This morning at work I got 1188 and I didn't use a Cheerio.

This morning at work I got 1188 and I didn't use a Cheerio.
:high5: :lol:

This morning at work I got 1188 and I didn't use a Cheerio.


Only because I took your lunch money and you know that all you're getting for lunch is that Cheerio.

Only because I took your lunch money and you know that all you're getting for lunch is that Cheerio.

and Kwillia will give me ketchup for it :lol:

and Kwillia will give me ketchup for it :lol:


Sounds like a lunch for two. You should invite :nomoney: to join you.

Sounds like a lunch for two. You should invite :nomoney: to join you.
Last time she came, she confiscated my ketchup packets to take home so she could make the boys tomato soup...:cussing:

Finally! A game that I'm good at. 2676! :cheers:

Last time she came, she confiscated my ketchup packets to take home so she could make the boys tomato soup...:cussing:


Consider it charity and write it off, ya' stingy beyotch.

1039 How the he!! did you lushes get those high scores??? :lol:
825 without left mouse button clickies.

2600 with rapid fire left buttin clickies :cheers:

825 without left mouse button clickies. 2600 with rapid fire left buttin clickies :cheers:Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh......... :lmao: Still only got 1402 with fast clickies. Guess I'm a cheap date... :otter:

I think you should get points for making it to the bathroom in the first place....

HEY AIRGASMS!! How about you be my date to the Bucksnort.. We can see who's the last one standing...


:doesntneedsealaegstogetiton::lmao:

Flattered by the challenge, and I'm sure it would be a throw-down! To bad I have more "mundane" commitments this weekend.

Have a blast! :cheers:

I got that I was a level 4 drunk, with 3 bottles of tequila. which its because the toilet was moving. ROTFL

825 without left mouse button clickies.

2600 with rapid fire left button clickies :cheers:
:clap: Is that what the secret is? :lol: I only played it the once and that's what I did. Too much time with video games when I was younger plus quick fingers helps. :yay:

2491 :shocking:


I'm in DEEP trouble. :alkies: :drunk:
Now we know who taught Kain to pee standing up. :lmao:

Now we know who taught Kain to pee standing up. :lmao:
:bonk: :bonk: :bonk:

And it wasn't JUST Kain. :razz: :whistle:

:bonk: :bonk: :bonk:

And it wasn't JUST Kain. :razz: :whistle:
I didn't think those flowers on Kwillia's footwear were suppose to be yellow. :biggrin:

I didn't think those flowers on Kwillia's footwear were suppose to be yellow. :biggrin:
She's a slow learner. :frown:

But the flowers on mine are pure white. :diva:

I didn't think those flowers on Kwillia's footwear were suppose to be yellow. :biggrin:
ooooh noooo you didn't go there... Mr. King...:bonk:

:lmao:

Flattered by the challenge, and I'm sure it would be a throw-down! To bad I have more "mundane" commitments this weekend.

Have a blast! :cheers:
"Mundane"?? Ohhhh! You mean sober and boring. Too bad.

I had to come home and take a break..:alkies:


I think I have spent a total of two hours in the camper.. I would like to thank the guy with the shaved head for the 3 am jam session.. That banjo makes me happy!!:getdown::getdown:

"Mundane"?? Ohhhh! You mean sober and boring. Too bad.

I had to come home and take a break..:alkies:


I think I have spent a total of two hours in the camper.. I would like to thank the guy with the shaved head for the 3 am jam session.. That banjo makes me happy!!:getdown::getdown:
I'm heading back in about 1/2 hour. I'm wearing a 13th year red shirt.

>>>>>>>>>>Beat up cowboy hat and no shoes.
I won't be back in 'til after dark tonight.. I have "responsibilities"..

HEY!!!!! wwtf i wwin **belch* :cheers:

912. Geez, I am no fun. :cheers:

-112

Sorry Jazz.

:tap: When is the new bar opening and what will the name be?

I was told to go away until I learn to handle my liquor and that my idea of a good time is a round of "Go Fish". :ohwell:
:yeahthat:

:otter:

:tap: When is the new bar opening and what will the name be?

FYI - it's not reopening. They're selling off and getting rid of the contents of the bar right now. You'll find the addition of two pool tables from there in Neptune's.

Yep, I sold the pool tables to Neptunes, and I got the bubble hockey at my house. We decided not to re-open. Now I can spend more time with my wife and son. And I won't be stuck in Maryland for ten years now.

That's a shame but you have to do what's best for you, J. Good luck and hope to see you around sometime. :huggy: