...died a noble death today! I played 9 at Wicomico Shores and as I teed off on 5 a wonderful shot went straight down the fairway. Unfortunately it was the head of my driver! :lol: I never did find the ball! I've been looking for an excuse to buy a Ping G2 so I guess I have it now. Anybody else have any other suggested drivers? I know, every golfer does. At any rate if you see me shopping in Waldorf with the head of my driver in my hand get out of the way, I'm on a mission from God! :lol:

p.s. I shot a 46 (not bad considering I haven't played in about 6 weeks...and I got in nine in a little over an hour)

...died a noble death today! I played 9 at Wicomico Shores and as I teed off on 5 a wonderful shot went straight down the fairway. Unfortunately it was the head of my driver! :lol: I never did find the ball! I've been looking for an excuse to buy a Ping G2 so I guess I have it now. Anybody else have any other suggested drivers? I know, every golfer does. At any rate if you see me shopping in Waldorf with the head of my driver in my hand get out of the way, I'm on a mission from God! :lol:

p.s. I shot a 46 (not bad considering I haven't played in about 6 weeks...and I got in nine in a little over an hour)
What do you think about the King Cobra? I spanked......uh I mean I played with Otter and Airgasm a couple weekends ago and shot a 89, 47 on the front and a 42 on the back.

Nupe,

Did you ever find anyone to play with you today?

What do you think about the King Cobra? I spanked......uh I mean I played with Otter and Airgasm a couple weekends ago and shot a 89, 47 on the front and a 42 on the back.

Spanked, eh? I can't wait to hear what Otter and Airgasm have to say. :lol:

I looked at the King Cobra a while ago and I have Cobra irons that I love so we'll see. By the way, I work from home on Tuesdays and thought I'd take a shot at a quick nine at lunch time. I had the course to myself...loved it!

Otter, Airgasm, what say you? :whistle:

Nupe,

Did you ever find anyone to play with you today?

Nope. I decided to start working a little early and get out on the course at lunch. It worked perfectly, played fairly well and had the course to myself. The club dying was a bonus (perfect reason to drop some coin on a new driver).

Spanked, eh? I can't wait to hear what Otter and Airgasm have to say. :lol:

I looked at the King Cobra a while ago and I have Cobra irons that I love so we'll see. By the way, I work from home on Tuesdays and thought I'd take a shot at a quick nine at lunch time. I had the course to myself...loved it!

Otter, Airgasm, what say you? :whistle:
I have Cobra Irons too and love them. I am having a hard time justifying $350 for a Cobra driver when my Orbiter works just fine.

Spanked, eh? I can't wait to hear what Otter and Airgasm have to say. :lol: .....
Otter, Airgasm, what say you? :whistle:


Spanked?? Well, a loss by 1 or 20 is a spanking as far as I'm concerned. Last time I played Wicomico was over 10 yrs ago and it was in worse shape that Chesapeake, plus the Pro was a real azz. No one was on the course or waiting and he didn't want to let us play as a threesome. :lmao: Never been and won't ever be back.

Otter, Airgasm, what say you? :whistle:
Ummm... you may have no problem understand Otter when he talks golf, but as for Air... I've had to resort to this site http://www.golfinity.com/funandgames/golfslang.asp?navid=10&let=f to understand him.

Some examples:
Fan - To miss the ball completely. The air moves, but nothing else does.

Flub - A terrible shot. Putt, chip, pitch, drive—it doesn't matter. If you hit it bad, you flubbed it, buddy.

S-word - Ssssssh! This is a very bad word in golf. A shank is a shot that flies ninety degrees to the right after the ball has been struck with the club's hosel. So devastating is this afflication that if you get the shanks, the best thing to do is leave the course immediately and seek professional help—from your bartender.

Watery Grave - Where your disobedient golf balls go every time you try to carry a water hazard.

Whiff - When you swing at the ball and miss.

Yips - A nervous disorder that afflicts golfers on the green. An inability to take the putter back, coupled by twitchy hands and the complete absence of nerve, constitutes a case of the yips. No golfer has ever permanently conquered this condition.

Hope it helps...:yay:

I have Cobra Irons too and love them. I am having a hard time justifying $350 for a Cobra driver when my Orbiter works just fine.

I'm going to try to catch the Ping on sale or check out others that are. I can't do the math at this point either, even if it means waiting until next year to get what I want.

Ummm... you may have no problem understand Otter when he talks golf, but as for Air... I've had to resort to this site http://www.golfinity.com/funandgames/golfslang.asp?navid=10&let=f to understand him.

Some examples:


Hope it helps...:yay:

No problem with the lingo. I speak Klingonese too! :lol:

Elephant's ass A poorly struck shot that is "high and stinky." Usually applied to a popped-up drive that is higher than it is long. An elephant's ass might also prompt a comment such as, "Except for distance and direction, that was a good shot."

:killingme

Spanked?? Well, a loss by 1 or 20 is a spanking as far as I'm concerned. Last time I played Wicomico was over 10 yrs ago and it was in worse shape that Chesapeake, plus the Pro was a real azz. No one was on the course or waiting and he didn't want to let us play as a threesome. :lmao: Never been and won't ever be back.
:yay: I don't have to worry about you guys dropping by for a pee break then.
:whew:

:yay: I don't have to worry about you guys dropping by for a pee break then.
:whew:
Silly, when men are on the golf course....the world is our urinal. :yay:

Silly, when men are on the golf course....the world is our urinal. :yay:
Not on my fence bucko. :really:

Not on my fence bucko. :really:
I would even leave my initial :lol:




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I would even leave my initial :lol:




P
"The Mark of Peterro" :lmao:

Otter, Airgasm, what say you? :whistle:
"Spanked"... please

"Spanked"... please
Otter might have slight grounds to refute a "spanking" you sir are standing in knee deep water with a red behind. :killingme

Otter might have slight grounds to refute a "spanking" you sir are standing in knee deep water with a red behind. :killingme
:lalala:

Otter might have slight grounds to refute a "spanking" you sir are standing in knee deep water with a red behind. :killingme
:twitch: :whatavisual: :twitch:

:twitch: :whatavisual: :twitch:
:lalala:

Not on my fence bucko. :really:


Ot Ta

Ot Ta
You must not have had much Miller Lite, you didn't use all caps. :lmao:

This is your captain speaking...there will be no spelling of names on Saturday. :mad:

Pete, Otter, et. al.: I got the Ping G2. I looked for the Cobra and tried a Mizuno but I liked the feel of the Ping and I hit it pretty well in the cage. Looks like I might be coming down with something...cough, cough...might need to see a "Doctor" on Thursday or Friday... :lol:

This is your captain speaking...there will be no spelling of names on Saturday. :mad:
OKAY

This is your captain speaking...there will be no spelling of names on Saturday. :mad:
You might want to be a little more explicit and say no spelling or drawing of any kind AT ALL. :lmao:

OKAY
See? I rest my case. :killingme

Not on my fence bucko. :really:

For a good time, call bres...oops....

For a good time, call bres...oops....
MORE MILLER LITE! STAT!

For a good time, call bres...oops....
:lmao: :killingme:

Hate when that happens!

...died a noble death today! I played 9 at Wicomico Shores and as I teed off on 5 a wonderful shot went straight down the fairway. Unfortunately it was the head of my driver! :lol: I never did find the ball! I've been looking for an excuse to buy a Ping G2 so I guess I have it now. Anybody else have any other suggested drivers? I know, every golfer does. At any rate if you see me shopping in Waldorf with the head of my driver in my hand get out of the way, I'm on a mission from God! :lol:

p.s. I shot a 46 (not bad considering I haven't played in about 6 weeks...and I got in nine in a little over an hour)
Superglue it back together and sell it on EBay :yay:

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Dang... you're good...:lmao:

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why didnt you name it Pete Jr.?

Otter I will ask Catt to punish you accordingly. :really:


Pete .....I have never seen a man forget to give himself a weiner until now. :twitch:

Excuse me while I plant poison ivy around my fence.

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:lmao: :cheers:

There is a new golf shop (2 golf, I think)in Waldorf (behind Red Robin) that has a 48 hr demo rental deal. A guy I work with tried out a set of irons then purchased the clones from rockbottomgolf.com. I may do this when I replace my KC II Oversize for the KC 3400's.

Yeah, that's where I got the Ping. I think I'm going to take your suggestion before getting a "rescue" club. :cheers:

My "rescue" club saves me from making a fool of myself off the tee. :lmao:

My "rescue" club saves me from making a fool of myself off the tee. :lmao:
Airgasm needs one of those.:lol:

Airgasm needs one of those.:lol:
Tough Crowd!

This from a fellow teammate :wah:

Airgasm needs one of those.:lol:
Leave him alone. At least he's not threatening to pee on my fence.

Leave him alone. At least he's not threatening to pee on my fence.

Probably couldn't hit your fence anyway, you're safe.

Probably couldn't hit your fence anyway, you're safe.
Oh nooooooo you didn't! :roflmao:

Tough Crowd!

This from a fellow teammate :wah:
I have been lifting weights this week in preparation of carrying you. :lmao:

I have been lifting weights this week in preparation of carrying you. :lmao:

Better double up, I'm on the team too!

Oh nooooooo you didn't! :roflmao:
Oh yes he did... little freaken rodent!

Actually Otter, That was a good one :lmao: :high5:

Better double up, I'm on the team too!
you're a feather

your a feather
:cluckcluck:

you're a feather

You're my hero. :smoochy:

The site:

http://www.callawaygolfpreowned.com/




The club:


http://www.callawaygolfpreowned.com/drivers-bb-vft.html


I got one from the "good" condition category. It looked new when I got it. For under $100, it's hard to go wrong. You can sell them back for about $20 or so less than you paid if you're not happy.

The site:

http://www.callawaygolfpreowned.com/




The club:


http://www.callawaygolfpreowned.com/drivers-bb-vft.html


I got one from the "good" condition category. It looked new when I got it. For under $100, it's hard to go wrong. You can sell them back for about $20 or so less than you paid if you're not happy.

:yay:

The site:

http://www.callawaygolfpreowned.com/




The club:


http://www.callawaygolfpreowned.com/drivers-bb-vft.html


I got one from the "good" condition category. It looked new when I got it. For under $100, it's hard to go wrong. You can sell them back for about $20 or so less than you paid if you're not happy.

Thanks for the tip! :cheers:

Team Otter is primed for a win in our annual family/friends scramble today at Glenn Dale. Sure hope Pete can carry us.