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> 1. What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
> You can drop her off anywhere.
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> 2. What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
> Outlaws are wanted.
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> 3. What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?
> Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.
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> 4. Where does virgin wool come from?
> Ugly sheep.
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> 5. How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony?
> It isn't hard.
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> 6. How can you make your wife mad while making love?
> Call her from your cell phone.
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> 7. What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her
> wedding night? His last name.
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> 8. What's the down side to a threesome?
> You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one.
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> 9. How do you know you're really ugly?
> Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.
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> 10. Why were hurricanes named after women?
> Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.
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