View Full Version : Do I have to pick?
HisKid
10-31-2006, 06:44 PM
I really do love my Wife, but I really do love my TiVO too!! Do I really have to pick one or the other?
Can't I have both?
aps45819
10-31-2006, 06:49 PM
No, drop one off at my house
No, drop one off at my house
:killingme
aps45819
10-31-2006, 07:09 PM
Make it the TiVo if your wife is chubby
unixpirate
10-31-2006, 07:17 PM
Make it the TiVo if your wife is chubby
Say it like it is :yay:
HisKid
10-31-2006, 09:25 PM
Hmmm, but both have been hacked to my liking....
baileydog
11-01-2006, 09:50 AM
Tivo is made to be used later so I say you can have both.
FromTexas
11-01-2006, 04:22 PM
Hmmm, but both have been hacked to my liking....
You hacked up your wife?
kwillia
11-01-2006, 04:23 PM
You hacked up your wife?
Hair...:shrug:
migtig
11-01-2006, 04:24 PM
Tivo is made to be used later so I say you can have both.
:yeahthat: At any time of any day...:bubble:
FromTexas
11-01-2006, 04:24 PM
Hair...:shrug:
Hmmm, murderer or a guy who cuts his wife hair for her? I think the murderer sounds more manly. Yarr!
kwillia
11-01-2006, 04:26 PM
Hmmm, murderer or a guy who cuts his wife hair for her? I think the murderer sounds more manly. Yarr!
I was thinking more along the lines of "hack" the way a cat would "hack" up a hair ball...Nevermind.
virgovictoria
11-01-2006, 04:30 PM
I'd definitely tell you to keep the TiVo :coffee:
aps45819
11-01-2006, 05:08 PM
:yeahthat: At any time of any day...:bubble:
:lol: if that was true, I might still be married
TexasPride77
11-02-2006, 06:58 AM
I really do love my Wife, but I really do love my TiVO too!! Do I really have to pick one or the other?
Can't I have both?
I'd say this was a hard decision to make but lets look at a few facts. Perhaps more can be added:
TIVO
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1. Does what you tell it to
2. Has a handy mute button
3. Provides you pleasurable entertainment without commitment as many times as you want
4. Will out live a wife
5. NFL sunday ticket
6. Comes with a remote that makes Tivo do what you tell it to
7. Welcomes you to sleep on the couch with it
WIFE
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1. Ignores you
2. No mute button
3. You cant get "something" without taking out the trash, fixing the sink, or changing the car's oil FIRST
4. Will try to out live Tivo
5. NO NFL sunday ticket
6. No remote
7. Threatens you by saying you will sleep on the couch
vanbells
11-02-2006, 12:03 PM
I'd say this was a hard decision to make but lets look at a few facts. Perhaps more can be added:
TIVO
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1. Does what you tell it to
2. Has a handy mute button
3. Provides you pleasurable entertainment without commitment as many times as you want
4. Will out live a wife
5. NFL sunday ticket
You get Sunday ticket with TiVO?
migtig
11-02-2006, 12:12 PM
:lol: if that was true, I might still be married
My ex husband said he felt used and that's all I wanted him around for...I said it was why I put a ring on his finger so I could get it without having to buy him dinner and that he wasn't good at anything else. :shrug:
ylexot
11-02-2006, 12:42 PM
My ex husband said he felt used and that's all I wanted him around for...I said it was why I put a ring on his finger so I could get it without having to buy him dinner and that he wasn't good at anything else. :shrug:
:lmao:
TexasPride77
11-02-2006, 02:55 PM
You get Sunday ticket with TiVO?
Well I have direct tv...so yeah...i get sunday ticket,.....WOOT WOOT!!! :jameo:
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