- Worst Drivers
- No Mention of Al-Quada in Clinton's Final Report
- Scariest headline of the day
- Fight the war...or get out.
- Win some, lose some
- Doh! The gospel according to 'The Simpsons'
- Idaho couple 'sticks together' at prom
- Fallujah or Volusia?
- Burglar found asleep on Couch
- I better hurry up and apply
- Oops, wrong apartment
- Fat cat wheezes into animal shelter
- Texas Woman Who Killed Sons Acquitted
- Vampire Bats Kill 13 People in Brazil
- Air America
- Along with SOMD, Kudo's to Drudge...
- Spain says...
- Progressive take on mutilating human corpses...
- 'Tigger' arrested on molestation charges
- Ha Ha
- I wanna go home
- Sleepy
- Awww Pete
- Judge Asks Doctor if Fetus Can Feel Pain
- Georgia House Approves Gay Marriage Ban
- The scammer who got scammed
- OPEC to Cut Oil Output Target by 4 Pct.
- Man who falls in US airport after drinking on plane sues airline
- Dumb criminal alert!
- Recipe for Danger
- Iraq
- another ebay girlfriend
- An interesting article about Kerry
- Man Arrested for DWF
- Another problem with high energy bills
- Outsourcing vs. buying medications from Canada
- Thar she blows..
- Skit about Special Education
- Reduce Tax Breaks for More Children?
- MD House passes "Life Partner" Bill
- Poll suggests Bush strengthening against Kerry
- Rice to Testify
- Sad story
- Chicago, L.A. towers were next targets
- I'm waiting to see if No. 3 fans will declare for the GOP
- Mass. Lawmakers Agree on Gay Marriage Ban
- Mother stones kids to death
- Texas beware, the polygamists are coming
- US Troops Shut Down Iraqi Newspaper
- King George
- Rove should have shot these people
- Happy Monday morning!
- NASA's scramjet X-plane
- Route 5 Saturday Night?
- Jan Berry of 'Jan & Dean' Fame Dies at 62
- Is 'appropo' French?
- Kansas serial killer resurfaces after 2 decade absence
- Van Halen is coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Psychic tip prompts bomb search on plane
- The boogey man
- U.S. troops buying own armor for Iraq duty
- Cooking with heat: A recipe for disaster
- Everybody's doing it, doing it...
- Hooters on Tape
- `Passion' prompts man to admit murder
- Hamas linked to area housing
- GA bans female genital piercings
- Van Halen
- Man turns home into prison for wife and kids...
- Exercise guru Richard Simmons cited for assault
- Thought Used to Control Mechanical Limbs
- Vincent Fox asks why British Cave-divers were in Mexico
- Richard Simmons cited for Assault
- Hmm
- What's worse than a pitbull attack?
- Oregon County Bans All Marriages - Period
- Finally!
- W.Va. Riled Up at Abercrombie & Fitch
- Stopping Child Abuse
- Flatulence Filter
- from cocaine... to marijuana
- I'm Glad to See Israel Finally Growing a Pair
- Choosing sides can sometimes be...
- FDA Issues Warning on Antidepressants
- "Girls Gone Wild" Explained
- U.S. drops all charges against Muslim chaplain
- And you thought your job sucked
- Snake Man...killed by his own snake
- Nice to know ones enemy...
- FDA issues suicide caution for antidepressants
- Not necessarily the news...
- Say it aint so!
- "Pee-wee Herman pleads guilty to obscenity Again
- News of the Gross, er, Weird
- Love Letter from a Crustacean to a Spud???
- Being vigilant...
- Am *I* Crazy...
- 100 ft. Asteroid to fly between Earth and moon
- Cnn News Alert - Troops Surrounding Qaeda Fighters Protecting High-value Target
- Report: Group Claims Truce With Spain
- Children's entertainment takes a dump
- Since I know how much we lovve to talk about gays on here...
- Explosion at NSWC Indian Head?
- Daughter: Jail 'wrong' for Martha
- Scientists: Brain enzyme regulates appetite, weight
- US Coast Guard Seizes 7 Tons of Cocaine Off Peruvian Vessel
- 'Several dead' in Baghdad blast
- Pranksters hack into weather closing listings
- What's wrong with eating horses or dogs or cats?
- Zero tolerance hits all time extreme idiocy
- Bush's Lies About Iraq
- Baby Found on Doorstep in Clinton, MD
- Bin Laden Was Spotted 8/2000 by Drone...
- Gay Anglican Bishop Says He'd Like to Marry
- Sounds like Ted Kennedy is at it again
- Ohio Shotting Suspect in Custody, but...
- Are you high?
- Thought your day was bad?
- Oh that sucks...
- Why not declare victory?
- Scott Kelly, we hardly knew ye
- Weird fact of the day
- Sharpton endorses Kerry
- Bush challenges Kerry comments
- This is the best laugh I've had all day!
- California's top court blocks gay marriages
- Commanche program
- Kangaroos organize to take back the Outback
- Another good joke ruined
- Solar system getting larger
- Real Men of Genius
- No stake through the heart for this guy
- City Management for Dummies
- Retarded Robots fail to complete race.
- "We're Nimrods and proud of it"
- 9 dead in Fresno home ~weirdo alert~
- Pedestrians, Dogs Getting Shocked - and Killed - by Bad Wiring Under Pavement
- Elliot in the morning fined
- Jim Tozier performs this Sunday 3:00 pm
- Nuns need to have fun too
- Stupid Woman Rescued From Sexual Assault
- Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame inductees
- Slow news day
- Another 2 for 1
- Another one needs to die
- But they're so cute and cuddly
- Can I PLEASE kill these homosapien breeders?
- Minn. Seeks Food Stamp Ban on Junk Food
- Ex-Aide in Congress Charged As Iraq Spy
- Gay Marriage Stalls in Calif., Mass.
- Father Jailed for daughter's bigamy
- Wow
- Heavy stuff for a Thursday morning
- Meat from accused killer's farm may have contained human remains
- Drive-by porn new hazard for drivers
- Donald Fehr is an.......(fill in the blank)
- Malvo... Life
- Poof
- Body identified:
- Sniper Sentenced To Death
- Martha Stewart's Empire
- I guess Dear Abby doesn't watch The Simpsons
- Calif. Lawmakers Propose Voting Age of 14
- Howard Stern being silenced?
- How many treads do you think we will have
- Shooting in St. Mary's
- Murder Suspect Barricaded in St. Mary's?
- Dwarf wrestling
- OMG! Martha, they got Lesbians in W. Virginia!
- nursery rhymes have hidden messages
- The News Just Said
- Pranksters snow TV weather announcment system
- PTs old friend from Philly?
- Those were some expensive Girl Scout Cookies
- Teenager discovers own kidnapping
- Mars Rover Photographs Planet's Moon
- Super Size Me
- Bomb Squad
- Did he die with a smile on his face
- Bush Ads
- Feel a Draft? For the youngsters
- Bush To Win
- Bush To Make Up Missed National Guard Service This Weekend
- DC teacher shows clips
- Hope he bought the extra rental coverage they push all the time
- Woman who stabbed husband 193 times guilty of murder
- Teachers, damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Teacher resigns after duct-taping student
- They're trying to kill Disney!
- RE: manslaughter defense
- Question about all these gay marriages
- Woman's Heart Cut Out - YUCK
- Woman uses sex act as manslaughter defense
- Kerry is a MORON!!!!!!
- The end of Noise Pollution (Poll)
- The end of Noise Pollution
- I got bit by a boxer
- Water Formally On Mars
- Dick Clark Sued for Age Discrimination
- Baby Believed Dead Was Kidnapped
- For those of you contemplating seeing the Passion of Christ
- Man Stabbed Over Spilled Beer
- What a sick world we live in...
- 4D sonograms....
- New Ice Skating Rink
- American heroes...
- U-Va. to Stop Procedures on Dogs
- BRILLIANT point about 'The Passion...
- Physical Profiling?
- Animal Rights or NOT
- Forbes
- Conventional advice for colds questioned
- Darwin calling.....
- Man Charged After Defecating in Diaper
- Rosie O'Donnell to marry girlfriend in San Francisco
- Andy Rooner
- Phony Calls from Fake Cop, Says Sheriff's Department
- DoD Announces Base Closure Criteria
- More babies than you might think are born neither boys nor girls.
- Wrong
- Future cuts in Social Security and Medicare spending will be necessary.
- Kroger says no sale to teens and 12-pks
- Tiki Bar Opening
- There is a new virus that is spreading
- Bush to Cut Deficit from Federal Budget
- 62-year-old woman gives birth
- At last, a real Andy Rooney e-mail
- Serial child rapist hanged in Iran
- It's not easy being green
- After reading the Same-Sex Marriage threads...
- drilling accident on indian bridge rd?
- The *New* Don and Mike Show
- President Bush
- Public proposal goes wrong
- Protestors in Frederick today!
- The Vatican says US policy too hard on pedophile priests
- Comanche Killed
- Why Don't the somd.com Guest's all join the forums?
- One thing that made me mad about DEMS
- This is so totally NOT News...
- Radio station plays nonstop pop-goes-the-weasel, Curley knocks himself out!
- Poetic Justice of the Day
- Shakespeare Tragedy in Florida
- Last days for Freedom for Osama??
- Utah proposes eliminating firing squads
- Tickets Sales Increase Along With Record Mega Millions Jackpot
- Hey BaggerLee! You missed your man today!
- Student Bondage Club Flogging Demonstration Brings Charges
- Pete, you left Maine too soon...
- Million Moron Moms March Mother's Day