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Mousebaby
08-12-2008, 08:35 PM
My Scorpion, after us having her for over a year, I now have baby scorpions!!! :faint:

How the hell?? She has not been exposed to a male in over a year!!! WTF???

Anybody want some scorpions??? :biggrin:

http://photos.somd.com/data/669/HOLY_####_2.jpg

unixpirate
08-12-2008, 08:36 PM
My Scorpion, after us having her for over a year, I now have baby scorpions!!! :faint:

How the hell?? She has not been exposed to a male in over a year!!! WTF???

Anybody want some scorpions??? :biggrin:

http://photos.somd.com/data/669/HOLY_####_2.jpg

:drama:

Mousebaby
08-12-2008, 08:37 PM
:drama:

I am not a drama queen HOW IN THE HECK did she get PREGNANT without a man????

Sula
08-12-2008, 09:00 PM
I am not a drama queen HOW IN THE HECK did she get PREGNANT without a man????
So many parents of 16 year old girls have asked the same question. You've gotta scorpion who's been cattin around town.

unixpirate
08-12-2008, 09:02 PM
I am not a drama queen HOW IN THE HECK did she get PREGNANT without a man????

They say some women can get preggo standing down wind :shrug:

belvak
08-12-2008, 09:02 PM
My Scorpion, after us having her for over a year, I now have baby scorpions!!! :faint:

How the hell?? She has not been exposed to a male in over a year!!! WTF???

Anybody want some scorpions??? :biggrin:

http://photos.somd.com/data/669/HOLY_####_2.jpg

:faint: No thanks!! Don't know about scorpions, but some other critters can be both male and female and fertilize themselves. ::jameo:

cattitude
08-12-2008, 09:03 PM
I am not a drama queen HOW IN THE HECK did she get PREGNANT without a man????


Read up on it...says the eggs can stay in their bodies for up to a year depending on the type of scorpion.

toppick08
08-12-2008, 09:03 PM
My Scorpion, after us having her for over a year, I now have baby scorpions!!! :faint:

How the hell?? She has not been exposed to a male in over a year!!! WTF???

Anybody want some scorpions??? :biggrin:

http://photos.somd.com/data/669/HOLY_####_2.jpg

My BW does....:evil:

Pasofever
08-12-2008, 09:11 PM
I want one.....please... :yahoo:

my-thyme
08-12-2008, 09:16 PM
Scorpions (DesertUSA) (http://www.desertusa.com/oct96/du_scorpion.html)


not I, but will ask my son...

toppick08
08-12-2008, 09:18 PM
I want one.....please... :yahoo:

To feed the turtles ?

Mousebaby
08-12-2008, 09:18 PM
My BW does....:evil:

:smack:

Mousebaby
08-12-2008, 09:20 PM
I want one.....please... :yahoo:

You sweetheart can have as many as you want!!! :huggy:

It says it takes a few months before they become independent.

Mousebaby
08-12-2008, 09:21 PM
Scorpions (DesertUSA) (http://www.desertusa.com/oct96/du_scorpion.html)


not I, but will ask my son...

I put an ad on the classifieds. They are in reptiles cause I had no other idea where to put it. He can have as many as he wants tell him to call the number in the ad and we will take his name and how many he wants.

Pasofever
08-12-2008, 09:22 PM
You sweetheart can have as many as you want!!! :huggy:

It says it takes a few months before they become independent.

That is so so so coool.....let me have a week notice so I can get him/her/them a super tank set up...That is really cool...I want to see more pics..how many do you think she has?

Pasofever
08-12-2008, 09:24 PM
To feed the turtles ?

:smack: My nice sunny porch will be ready by then with my two 6' X 4' windows...He will look cool in there under a black light..

Mousebaby
08-12-2008, 09:26 PM
:smack: My nice sunny porch will be ready by then with my two 6' X 4' windows...He will look cool in there under a black light..

Get a matching set Paso, I have plenty to go around and by the time they are independent I will be able to sex them! :biggrin:

Pasofever
08-12-2008, 09:27 PM
Get a matching set Paso, I have plenty to go around and by the time they are independent I will be able to have sex with them! :biggrin:

thats just plain sick..

Mousebaby
08-12-2008, 09:28 PM
That is so so so coool.....let me have a week notice so I can get him/her/them a super tank set up...That is really cool...I want to see more pics..how many do you think she has?

According to what I read at least 12. And she was plenty huge, we just thought she was getting fat and fixing to molt cause we were told she was only 1 when we got her. HAHAHA!! Jokes on me!!! She had to be 3+ and sexually mature to get knocked up!

I HATE being suckered! :burning:

Mousebaby
08-12-2008, 09:29 PM
thats just plain sick..

:smack: Stop that! Do you boys or girls, it's a two for one deal! Get one, get one free! :lmao:

Pasofever
08-12-2008, 09:32 PM
:smack: Stop that! Do you boys or girls, it's a two for one deal! Get one, get one free! :lmao:

Put me down for one of each..:whistle:

Mousebaby
08-12-2008, 09:34 PM
Put me down for one of each..:whistle:

Will do!

Can you get scorpions spayed????

Mousebaby
08-12-2008, 09:37 PM
Now what do I do about this huzzy bird of mine?? She is one horny little....

I got it! I got it! By George I got it! I'll give her to Toppick!!! Kill two birds with one stone! (no pun intended!) :killingme

Mousebaby
08-12-2008, 10:11 PM
Got more pics for Paso!

Pasofever
08-12-2008, 10:24 PM
OMG that is too cool..now quit frucking with them and put them with momma...You better be nice to mine..Have to think of a good name..my turtles are names Sam and Ella....:whistle:

unixpirate
08-12-2008, 10:28 PM
Put me down for one of each..:whistle:

I'm getting a hard on :whistle:



:lmao:

Mousebaby
08-12-2008, 10:40 PM
I'm getting a hard on :whistle:



:lmao:

I swear between you and Toppick, maybe now I know why she got pregnant! :mad:

Cowgirl
08-12-2008, 10:59 PM
Got more pics for Paso!

Oh my goodness, I never thought I'd say this, but those things are freakin cute!!!!!!!!

Mousebaby
08-12-2008, 11:25 PM
Oh my goodness, I never thought I'd say this, but those things are freakin cute!!!!!!!!

Believe me, neither did I! :faint:

Penn
08-12-2008, 11:36 PM
I've heard scorpions can get preggo in swimming pools. :shrug:

Did you leave them alone, unsupervised?

Kain99
08-12-2008, 11:51 PM
I got pregnant like that once...... They called me Mary for years. :lmao:

Penn
08-12-2008, 11:55 PM
I got pregnant like that once...... They called me Mary for years. :lmao:

Sperm are great swimmers, you know! Little buggers have got mighty tails! :lol:

Mousebaby
08-13-2008, 12:03 AM
I've heard scorpions can get preggo in swimming pools. :shrug:

Did you leave them alone, unsupervised?

Are you talking about with Toppick or Unix? Cause Medusa has not been around a male Scorpion for over a year. I have no clue how this happened. I feel like driving up to dudes house (I just happen to remember where he lives) and clocking him right in the kisser for selling me a loaded Scorpion and telling me she was less than a year old! :mad:

Penn
08-13-2008, 12:12 AM
Are you talking about with Toppick or Unix? Cause Medusa has not been around a male Scorpion for over a year. I have no clue how this happened. I feel like driving up to dudes house (I just happen to remember where he lives) and clocking him right in the kisser for selling me a loaded Scorpion and telling me she was less than a year old! :mad:

A "loaded scorpion"! I don't think I've heard that term before. :lmao:

If I had to make a choice, um, er, uh, I wouldn't pick on Unix. I've known him for a few years, and he only seems to prefer anal sex with turtles, so I'd have to rule him out, Ok? :killingme

Mousebaby
08-13-2008, 12:14 AM
A "loaded scorpion"! I don't think I've heard that term before. :lmao:

If I had to make a choice, um, er, uh, I wouldn't pick on Unix. I've known him for a few years, and he only seems to prefer anal sex with turtles, so I'd have to rule him out, Ok? :killingme

Um okie dokie! :twitch:

Well I'm outta here, goodnight! :howdy: :tryingnottodreamoflittlescorpionseatingmeallnight:

amotley
08-16-2008, 08:19 PM
more pictures please!

Penn
08-16-2008, 08:34 PM
more pictures please!

Can you be a little more specific?

Mousebaby
08-16-2008, 08:41 PM
Can you be a little more specific?

Um, :yeahthat: If you think I'm gonna hold one for ya you've got another thing comin! :nono:

Penn
08-16-2008, 08:51 PM
Um, :yeahthat: If you think I'm gonna hold one for ya you've got another thing comin! :nono:


Ok, I guess that one has been ruled out! :lol:

ocean733
08-16-2008, 09:09 PM
My BW does....:evil:

What's a BW? :shrug:

ocean733
08-16-2008, 09:10 PM
Got more pics for Paso!


Ewe!! Cool!! :roflmao:

Mousebaby
08-16-2008, 09:40 PM
What's a BW? :shrug:

Black Widow, and for the record I'm not holding that either! :lmao:

Penn
08-16-2008, 09:55 PM
Black Widow, and for the record I'm not holding that either! :lmao:

You wouldn't be here, telling us about it, if you were! :killingme


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