I need help with a pesky animal in the yard that kept chasing my cats :mad: I finally was able to trap him in a special FONZ trap they give out to all FONZ Donating Members every Tuesday via UPS. I caught him and put him under a heat lamp in an enclosure I had to make JUST FOR HIM :rolleyes: he's very lazy and just sits around all day looking silly and seems to have his hand in an unnatural position... Is this normal? Is something broken? What should feed this lazy thing until next Tuesday when I can somehow fed-ex him back?

I need help with a pesky animal in the yard that kept chasing my cats :mad: I finally was able to trap him in a special FONZ trap they give out to all FONZ Donating Members every Tuesday via UPS. I caught him and put him under a heat lamp in an enclosure I had to make JUST FOR HIM :rolleyes: he's very lazy and just sits around all day looking silly and seems to have his hand in an unnatural position... Is this normal? Is something broken? What should feed this lazy thing until next Tuesday when I can somehow fed-ex him back?

Holy shiat........................ you did not :jameo:

I need help with a pesky animal in the yard that kept chasing my cats :mad: I finally was able to trap him in a special FONZ trap they give out to all FONZ Donating Members every Tuesday via UPS. I caught him and put him under a heat lamp in an enclosure I had to make JUST FOR HIM :rolleyes: he's very lazy and just sits around all day looking silly and seems to have his hand in an unnatural position... Is this normal? Is something broken? What should feed this lazy thing until next Tuesday when I can somehow fed-ex him back?

DON'T EVEN LOOK in my direction! This zoo is closed for business! :nono:

I wonder if it tastes like crane I mean chicken

Holy shiat........................ you did not :jameo:

Yep!! See.... if you had been a FONZ donating member all along you would have had a trap for your bird all along for the escapee's that inkpen mentioned :biggrin:It's in their preventative budget. I can only hope my lizard looking thing is rare and worth $$ too!! :lol:

DON'T EVEN LOOK in my direction! This zoo is closed for business! :nono:

:lookinginyourdirection: Please take it!!! Inkpen aint around... you are next in command :biggrin:

Yep!! See.... if you had been a FONZ donating member all along you would have had a trap for your bird all along for the escapee's that inkpen mentioned :biggrin:It's in their preventative budget. I can only hope my lizard looking thing is rare and worth $$ too!! :lol:

Copy cat your just jealous I am going to be rich :ohwell:

Copy cat your just jealous I am going to be rich :ohwell:


:roflmao: Rich in hope...:lol: I was sooo close to posting... "hey Paso, I have Channel 9 news enroute to your house for the first scoop" :killingme: It's all good:huggy:They are all animals and don't have a voice...you enlighted folks about the caribou? stork and me for whatever lizard I have still laying on a rock". :lol: Its for a good cause and I was actually surprised to learn Inkpen had a sense of humor...I'd never seen that beforeand I'm sure others hadn't either ...so these threads were a good thing thing all around :lol:

:lookinginyourdirection: Please take it!!! Inkpen aint around... you are next in command :biggrin:

Oh HELL NO!!! That thing would eat my cats and cut down on my wonderful room deodorizer I have going on in here! :sarcasm:

hahaha - all joking aside there is a woman that has a blog going about keeping a Blue/Green Iguana hybrid! MB maybe you could sell it to her, they are CITIES I -Endangered, I don't know if you'll get what Paso is getting for her bird but better then nothing :)

Mikey: Journal of a Rock Iguana (http://www.anapsid.org/cyclura/mikey.html) GCB Iguana x Green Iguana Blog :)
Don't worry in the meantime he shouldn't bother the kitties too much ;)