'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
*If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
*If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
*If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
*If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
*She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
*So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of
sh#t.

:lol: Good one (and so true. :whistle:)