One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1136287/One-night-stand-man-wakes-lover-carved-arm.html)


:roflmao:

Crazy witch! I cannot imagine, what came over her. :killingme

Betcha I know what got into her! :killingme

Betcha I know what got into her! :killingme

Justice for ALL WOMEN! :killingme

Wow, he must have been realllllly drunk....:killingme

OMG! She carved his azz up! :yikes:

Let that be a lesson to all the guys who think sex is better with crazy women. :lmao:

OMG! She carved his azz up! :yikes:

Let that be a lesson to all the guys who think sex is better with crazy women. :lmao:
It's still better than what John Wayne Bobbit woke up to.

and she had a long name too

"Fisher was found guilty of one charge of unlawful wounding"

She probably won't even get any real jail time. If I were him I wait about a year and catch her some night in a dark ally after the pub closes and beat her with a bat.

One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1136287/One-night-stand-man-wakes-lover-carved-arm.html)


:roflmao:

Point taken. :lol:

That'll teach him to stink in bed.

"Fisher was found guilty of one charge of unlawful wounding"
She probably won't even get any real jail time. If I were him I wait about a year and catch her some night in a dark ally after the pub closes and beat her with a bat.

So is there such a thing as "Lawful wounding"?

As a reader/commenter - at the end of the article asks, "What was he doing drinking vodka and taking valium?"

Maybe it was her perfume?

Anyways, as the song goes: "And here's to you - Mrs Robinson......" :lol:

It's still better than what John Wayne Bobbit woke up to.Or he could have woken up without a kidney. :whistle:


So is there such a thing as "Lawful wounding"?You would have to lower yourself to the level of a lawyer or politician to be able to understand such a convoluted thing.

Wow

This woman sounds like she is bonkers.

That'll teach him to stink in bed.

He farted,too? Dumbass.:lmao:

He farted,too? Dumbass.:lmao:

I had a friend who wrote on a guys bum with a Sharpie while he was asleep. She found out he was with someone else. I wonder what that someone else thought when she saw his marked up bottom :roflmao:

I had a friend who wrote on a guys bum with a Sharpie while he was asleep. She found out he was with someone else. I wonder what that someone else thought when she saw his marked up bottom :roflmao:

:killingme

OMG! She carved his azz up! :yikes:

Let that be a lesson to all the guys who think sex is better with crazy women. :lmao:

It is better with a crazy woman. He just forgot to tie her up and hit her in the head with a brick before he passed out....:otter: