She has these symptoms
Swollen and sore tatas
Crying for no reason
Moody
Gained 5 lbs
Nausea
Dip Stick test was negative
Blood test results are do back today

Gosh u couldnt wait for me to call u with the results???

Gosh u couldnt wait for me to call u with the results???
:jameo: X's 100!!!!!

Gosh u couldnt wait for me to call u with the results???

:lol:

:jameo: X's 100!!!!!
uhmmmm... dont worry honey, its gotta be yours!!! :biggrin:

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:jameo: X's 100!!!!!
uhmmmm... dont worry honey, its gotta be yours!!! :biggrin:

ouch reversals are painful

She has these symptoms
Swollen and sore tatas
Crying for no reason
Moody
Gained 5 lbs
Nausea
Dip Stick test was negative
Blood test results are do back today

should've used a pee stick, oil usually will screw with the results

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ouch reversals are painful
shut up!!!!! i might want one, one day! :smack:


tired of torturing my cats :ohwell:

She has these symptoms
Swollen and sore tatas
Crying for no reason
Moody
Gained 5 lbs
Nausea
Dip Stick test was negative
Blood test results are do back today


Don't be surprised if the blood test comes back postive just cause the dip stick didn't

Could just be bad PMS. :shrug:

Could just be bad PMS. :shrug:

:love:

5 pounds? Fatass.

5 pounds? Fatass.

:killingme

5 pounds? Fatass.

Are you one of those skinny biatches that thinks 5 pounds is a ton?

Could just be bad PMS. :shrug:
That was my thinking :lol: Sounds quite a bit like PMS...but then I wasn't sure because a lot of those symptoms apply to pregnant women too :shrug:

5 pounds? Fatass.

:roflmao:

The bottom banner is "How I Cured My Stretch Marks" :lmao:

The bottom banner is "How I Cured My Stretch Marks" :lmao:

Its a Go Daddy ad for me :killingme

The bottom banner is "How I Cured My Stretch Marks" :lmao:

Now it's for Newspaper Obit Archives. :lol:

The bottom banner is "How I Cured My Stretch Marks" :lmao:

:roflmao:

Its a Go Daddy ad for me :killingme

:killingme

She has these symptoms
Swollen and sore tatas
Crying for no reason
Moody
Gained 5 lbs
Nausea
Dip Stick test was negative
Blood test results are do back today


Yea, she's knocked up, but it's not yours :coffee:

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She has these symptoms
Swollen and sore tatas
Crying for no reason
Moody
Gained 5 lbs
Nausea
Dip Stick test was negative
Blood test results are do back today


Could just be her moontime approaching.

Next week = hummer-week. :yay:



Most guys complain about this time of month. I love it.

Are you one of those skinny biatches that thinks 5 pounds is a ton?

No, I'm just a smartass. I could stand to lose 20 pounds, but I like my bum in these jeans.

No, I'm just a smartass. I could stand to lose 20 pounds, but I like my bum in these jeans.

I've seen some great exercise techniques for losing weight AND keeping your bum. :yay:

I've seen some great exercise techniques for losing weight AND keeping your bum. :yay:

Unfortunately that requires time. I ride my bike when it's nice, that's enough for me. I'm not worried about it until I can't wear a bikini.

Unfortunately that requires time. I ride my bike when it's nice, that's enough for me. I'm not worried about it until I can't wear a bikini.



Speaking from a man's perspective, when dealing with bikinis, it's more important to have ... areas .. properly groomed.. than it is to be all slender.



I 'member last year at the beach, I was walking behind this fine looking thing with a tight body... until she turned around, and I thought she had Cousin Itt stuffed down the front of her thong.

:faint:





What has been seen, cannot be unseen!

The image still haunts me.

Speaking from a man's perspective, when dealing with bikinis, it's more important to have ... areas .. properly groomed.. than it is to be all slender.



I 'member last year at the beach, I was walking behind this fine looking thing with a tight body... until she turned around, and I thought she had Cousin Itt stuffed down the front of her thong.

:faint:





What has been seen, cannot be unseen!

The image still haunts me.

:killingme

Yea, she's knocked up, but it's not yours :coffee:

Well then, are we even sure it's hers??

Speaking from a man's perspective, when dealing with bikinis, it's more important to have ... areas .. properly groomed.. than it is to be all slender.



I 'member last year at the beach, I was walking behind this fine looking thing with a tight body... until she turned around, and I thought she had Cousin Itt stuffed down the front of her thong.

:faint:





What has been seen, cannot be unseen!

The image still haunts me.

Ew ew ew ew ew! If you don't have time to wax, at least wear a pair of shorts!

If you're not sure, and she is positive, then get a paternity test before you're strapped for child support payments for the next 18 years. Don't know but sounds like a trap (i.e. marriage, CS payments, etc.).... good luck

pregnant or not?

Speaking from a man's perspective, when dealing with bikinis, it's more important to have ... areas .. properly groomed.. than it is to be all slender.



I 'member last year at the beach, I was walking behind this fine looking thing with a tight body... until she turned around, and I thought she had Cousin Itt stuffed down the front of her thong.

:faint:





What has been seen, cannot be unseen!

The image still haunts me.

What about you? Got groomed balls?
:popcorn:

shut up!!!!! i might want one, one day! :smack:


tired of torturing my cats :ohwell:

oh test tube,
full of frozen sperm,
i love you so....
please don't go
How romantic....
:killingme

What about you? Got groomed balls?
:popcorn:[/center]I think the bigger question would be if he wore something at the beach that brought unwanted attention to his big wrinkled grey haired balls.

if not, why worry.

Could just be bad PMS. :shrug:

That's what I was thinking.

Good luck!! :huggy:

Someone asking for a pregnancy diagnosis over a forum really sounds like they are mature enough to me a daddy. (NOT!) Maybe you shouldn't be f##k##g at all. There are too many welfare sluts as it is.

Take a chill pill.

Take a chill pill.

Seriously..

Take a chill pill.

Seriously..

:yeahthat:

Take a chill pill.

Seriously..

:yeahthat:

Sounds like it worked. :yay:

Sounds like it worked. :yay:

Yeah, the chill pill worked...but I still think he sounds too irresponsible to be f##k##g. If he is that worried about getting his gf prego, he should either cover that thing up real good from start to finish or not put it in her at all. Just my humble opinion.

Yeah, the chill pill worked...but I still think he sounds too irresponsible to be f##k##g. If he is that worried about getting his gf prego, he should either cover that thing up real good from start to finish or not put it in her at all. Just my humble opinion.

Thank you :buddies:

Well?

Thank you :buddies:Are you going to have a little Gherkin pickle to play with soon?

Are you going to have a little Gherkin pickle to play with soon?With his obsesion with pickles I would suspect he's a Twinkie. That will be good for you BigTwink. What do you think?

With his obsesion with pickles I would suspect he's a Twinkie. That will be good for you BigTwink. What do you think? I think his pickle is too old. Probably not as fresh and crisp as a Volasic.

I think his pickle is too old. Probably not as fresh and crisp as a Volasic.

What is a Volasic?

What is a Volasic?

Isn't that a type or brand of pickle

So wtf, is she preggo or what?

Isn't that a type or brand of pickle

Minus the "o".

Minus the "o".

:killingme I didn't catch that, i thought you really didn't know :duh:

:killingme I didn't catch that, i thought you really didn't know :duh:

While I could really use the "o", this pickle does not come with one. :ohwell:

not prego :yahoo:

not prego :yahoo:
That's because she's a he.

really?

not prego :yahoo:

just be careful next time-otherwise you will have this scare about 12 times a year.