Can it work?

Apparently not. Billy Joel is...moving out, he and wife are calling it quits.

I wonder why it didn't work?

Can it work?

Apparently not. Billy Joel is...moving out, he and wife are calling it quits.

I wonder why it didn't work?

I glanced at a picture of them this morning, not reading what the article was about. I thought she was his daughter with Christie Brinkley. I guess not! :lol: When I was about 25 yrs old, I had this 40-something guy try to pick me up. I was grossed out by the whole ordeal. I can't imagine being attracted to somebody 20 yrs older than me, let alone 30+ yrs. It's bad enough my husband is an old fart with only 6 1/2 yrs on me. :lol:

I glanced at a picture of them this morning, not reading what the article was about. I thought she was his daughter with Christie Brinkley. I guess not! :lol: When I was about 25 yrs old, I had this 40-something guy try to pick me up. I was grossed out by the whole ordeal. I can't imagine being attracted to somebody 20 yrs older than me, let alone 30+ yrs. It's bad enough my husband is an old fart with only 6 1/2 yrs on me. :lol:

OK, truth time: How would you have felt if the 40 something was Billy Joel or :insert rich star of your choice here:


Well? :lol:

OK, truth time: How would you have felt if the 40 something was Billy Joel or :insert rich star of your choice here:


Well? :lol:

Well, I guess it would make a difference if I was only in it for the money but he would have to be a really hot 40 something because I'd probably be :twitch:ing during sex if he wasn't. Billy Joel doesn't fit that bill but maybe if he was Tim McGraw :hot:

Well, I guess it would make a difference if I was only in it for the money but he would have to be a really hot 40 something because I'd probably be :twitch:ing during sex if he wasn't. Billy Joel doesn't fit that bill but maybe if he was Tim McGraw :hot:

:lol:

:lol:

Right after I posted, I heard Trace Adkins' song "Next Time I'll Marry for Money". I busted out laughing at the coincidence.

She was pretty
She was smart
she was witty
Yeah she had charm
Cupid shot me
that's what got me down the aisle
But that match made in heaven
Went straight to hell
Split up our possessions
Put the house up for sale
And I learned a lesson I won't be for getting
The next time around

I'm gonna marry for money
I'll be so damn rich it ain't funny
I'm gonna have me a trust fund, yacht club, hot tub piece of the pie
Find me a sweet sugar mama
With a whole lot of zeros and commas
Don't really care if she loves me
She can even be ugly
I'm gonna marry for money

I won't have to love her family
I won't have to like her friends
and if it works out like I planned it,
I won't ever have to work again

Repeat Chorus

Solo

Y'all I'm gonna fly to Hawaii
On a Leer Jet the old lady buys me
I'll call her sweet heart & honey if she's a hundred and twenty
I'm gonna marry for money...
I dont care if she loves me
She can be really ugly
I'm gonna marry for money

Oh, cha-ching mucho deniro

Right after I posted, I heard Trace Adkins' song "Next Time I'll Marry for Money". I busted out laughing at the coincidence.

I'm gonna marry for money

Oh, cha-ching mucho deniro


Now you've opened up an interesting topic. Are men and women pretty much equally capable of marrying for money?

Now you've opened up an interesting topic. Are men and women pretty much equally capable of marrying for money?

I don't see why not. Maybe for different reasons. Unless the woman is just in it for the ability to say that she's dating so-n-so, I believe that money offers stability and security to women. I can't say why men would marry for money.

Can it work?

Apparently not. Billy Joel is...moving out, he and wife are calling it quits.

I wonder why it didn't work?

They lived together instead of in seperate households. :coffee:

Now you've opened up an interesting topic. Are men and women pretty much equally capable of marrying for money?

Apparently.

I don't see why not. Maybe for different reasons. Unless the woman is just in it for the ability to say that she's dating so-n-so, I believe that money offers stability and security to women. I can't say why men would marry for money.

Same reasons I would suspect.

Billy Joel is a psycho and substance abuser. Katie was a nobody whose 15 minutes are just about over - her cooking shows suck and she's not particularly talented.

But to hell with them. Let's talk some more about how gays are bastardizing the sanctity of marriage and causing instability.

:banana:

Can it work?

Apparently not. Billy Joel is...moving out, he and wife are calling it quits.

I wonder why it didn't work?



I think these types of marriages should be illegal anyways.

I think these types of marriages should be illegal anyways.

Why? What's the point of being a rich famous star if you can't grab you a young honey? And what's the point of being a young honey if you can't hook up with a rich famous star?

Right after I posted, I heard Trace Adkins' song "Next Time I'll Marry for Money". I busted out laughing at the coincidence.

She was pretty
She was smart
she was witty
Yeah she had charm
Cupid shot me
that's what got me down the aisle
But that match made in heaven
Went straight to hell
Split up our possessions
Put the house up for sale
And I learned a lesson I won't be for getting
The next time around

I'm gonna marry for money
I'll be so damn rich it ain't funny
I'm gonna have me a trust fund, yacht club, hot tub piece of the pie
Find me a sweet sugar mama
With a whole lot of zeros and commas
Don't really care if she loves me
She can even be ugly
I'm gonna marry for money

I won't have to love her family
I won't have to like her friends
and if it works out like I planned it,
I won't ever have to work again

Repeat Chorus

Solo

Y'all I'm gonna fly to Hawaii
On a Leer Jet the old lady buys me
I'll call her sweet heart & honey if she's a hundred and twenty
I'm gonna marry for money...
I dont care if she loves me
She can be really ugly
I'm gonna marry for money

Oh, cha-ching mucho deniroCracked up the first time I heard that song. :lol:

three words - old man smell

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty women makes her husband look small
it very often causes a system fall
As soon as he marrys her then she starts
looking for things that will break his heart
but if you make an ugly women your wife
you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly women will put peals on that
and she'll always give you a piece of that.

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Don't let your friends tell you you have no taste
go ahead and marry anyway
Her face is ugly her eyes don't match
take it from me shes a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

three words - old man smell


That's the mung beans.

Now you've opened up an interesting topic. Are men and women pretty much equally capable of marrying for money?

It was mentioned this morning on the radio that he has a good prenup so thats a good thing. Im sure she will still be better off than pre Billy though.

Why? What's the point of being a rich famous star if you can't grab you a young honey? And what's the point of being a young honey if you can't hook up with a rich famous star?


The thought of that gray patch mashed up against that waxed patch makes me feel all creepy.

Bruce Willis is 54 and his wife Emma is 30. Is it okay that Bruce has a younger hottie wife because he is much hotter than Billy Joel?

Can it work?

Apparently not. Billy Joel is...moving out, he and wife are calling it quits.

I wonder why it didn't work?

Maybe he did not floss his teeth.

Bruce Willis is 54 and his wife Emma is 30. Is it okay that Bruce has a younger hottie wife because he is much hotter than Billy Joel?

I don't know. I haven't seen Bruce Willis in a while. If the hotness difference between Bruce and Emma is too large, then yes, they should be forced to split up.

I don't know. I haven't seen Bruce Willis in a while. If the hotness difference between Bruce and Emma is too large, then yes, they should be forced to split up.

Look at the pics here. It won't let me borrow them

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Look at the pics here. It won't let me borrow them




I can't see them from here :/

But it doesn't matter. Everything I've said in this thread has been facetious.





Except the thing about the patches. That's totally true. The thought totally creeps me the #### out.

Does it make a difference to anybody if it's an older man with a younger woman versus an older woman with a younger man? Personally, I don't see the attraction to somebody old enough to be my parent.

The thought of that gray patch mashed up against that waxed patch makes me feel all creepy.

Okay, now I'm creeped out. :ohwell:

I can't see them from here :/

But it doesn't matter. Everything I've said in this thread has been facetious.

Except the thing about the patches. That's totally true. The thought totally creeps me the #### out.

Maybe he dyes it or manscapes. I mean, he does shave his head :shrug:

Maybe he dyes it or manscapes. I mean, he does shave his head :shrug:

Manscape? :lmao:

I didn't know it had a name.






Mine's carved into a Superman Logo.

Billy Joel is a psycho and substance abuser. Katie was a nobody whose 15 minutes are just about over - her cooking shows suck and she's not particularly talented.

But to hell with them. Let's talk some more about how gays are bastardizing the sanctity of marriage and causing instability.

:banana:

:lmao:

Maybe he did not floss his teeth.

You laugh. How'd you like them rotted chicklets suction cupping your face?

What benefit to society do they offer?

Keeps more lawyers off the streets.

OK, truth time: How would you have felt if the 40 something was Billy Joel or :insert rich star of your choice here:


Well? :lol:

No, way. Anything more than 10 years of age difference (either way) is just icky. It wouldn't matter how much money they make!

It was mentioned this morning on the radio that he has a good prenup so thats a good thing. Im sure she will still be better off than pre Billy though.

Yeah, she only gets the $6 million dollar brownstone in Greenwich Village....:bigwhoop: