Every marriage has it's ups and downs, highs and lows, ins and outs. For the most part, folks work it out and keep on keeping on. Frankly, if not for the ups and downs and ins and outs, what would be the point anyway? :angel:

However, there comes a time when a line is crossed and you can't take it back. You can't get the toothpaste back in the tube. A fart smelt is a fart dealt and there is no going back upon bended cheek. A word spoken doesn't have a pause button, edit, delete.

I didn't see this coming. Not in a million years. She's been talking #### about me behind my back. I guess it's been building up and, starting last night, it's boiled over and it's coming out, like a puke you just knew was coming, just a matter of when and how much.

Well.

'When' started, as I say, last night, and how much has been a freaking tidal wave. A veritable lava flow of puke. In the hall, on the deck, in the kitchen, right at our feet as we were talking this AM. Every five minutes, one of these freaking cats pukes in my general direction. This is no coincidence.

One was on the deck, caught my eye and, assuming she wanted in, I walk to the door and, bam, she starts scrunching up and acting like she's gonna hurl a bus up and, blap, this disgusting little splotch of some white vile bile. She looks at me, lifts her nose, wheels around and off she trots.

Another one runs ahead of me, predicting where I am going and conjures up this mess of half baked sausage, kibble and alien spew that, had it not started eating a hole in the kitchen floor, I'd have stepped right in it. Then, the look; "Oh, sorry about that! Tee, hee..."

Yet another, we're just sitting here and up trots on of them and, with zero fanfare, it's like a python swallowing an entire feral pig, only in reverse. I have no idea how her skull didn't pop pushing this 'thing' out. Now, it's getting clear. This is no longer some sort of bizarre kittie pandemic. It's a message.

Yet another is these hideous log of doom, spun up from what had to be some sort of emergency reserve in their tail as there is NO way anything is left in their tummies, and, squish...this thing, this slowly cooling, multi colored masterpiece of cat puke, this haz mat mega incident, right in my path to go outside and catch my breath before I started really taking this too personal and, there it was, the 'look'.; "Leaving so soon? Drive safe!"

I think she's been telling them that Moose lives outside, where cats belong, and NEVER comes in and they're started to think ahead towards self preservation. I see no reason for Vrail to have even brought this up. It's none of their freaking business and there certainly is no call to spin them up into a kitty hissy fit that was, clearly, designed to provoke some sort of respons.

SO, now, unless I get used to being wretched at all the time, I just don't feel welcome anymore. Vrails's been great. Enjoying ourselves, getting along fine. But, that's a front. She keeps pretending to not notice or that it's somehow normal or I'm just being silly. I say bull####.


So, my question, KX 450F or YZ250? I can NOT make up my mind.

YZ 250 :yahoo:

First, get used to cat puke. Now, more importantly, I like the KZ450. :yay:

Odd. You disrupt the cats' lives to the point they get sick and then you feel you are justified to buy a new toy?

Odd. You disrupt the cats' lives to the point they get sick and then you feel you are justified to buy a new toy?
pssst can u check the bird thread?

Odd. You disrupt the cats' lives to the point they get sick and then you feel you are justified to buy a new toy?You never need justification to buy a new motorcycle.:yahoo:

Odd. You disrupt the cats' lives to the point they get sick and then you feel you are justified to buy a new toy?

Oh, that is soooo unfair and judgemental. This has never happened before. They love me. They want to be near me. They want to come live with me. Or did... :tap:

If my presence made someone's cat puke, I don't know as I'd be bragging about it.

Don't crazy cat ladies usually live alone :confused:

Don't crazy cat ladies usually live alone :confused:

No.

Don't crazy cat ladies usually live alone :confused:

sometimes. why?

Don't crazy cat ladies usually live alone :confused:

She even has an action figure :lmao:

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure - Archie McPhee (http://www.mcphee.com/items/11377.html)

No.

Well then they would be considered the crazy cat couple.
Own up to it Larry, you're a cat daddy, spend that money on building them a cat wing.

Well then they would be considered the crazy cat couple.
Own up to it Larry, you're a cat daddy, spend that money on building them a cat wing.

:lmao:

She even has an action figure :lmao:

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure - Archie McPhee (http://www.mcphee.com/items/11377.html)

:roflmao:

Also a Simpsons character....

Well then they would be considered the crazy cat couple.
Own up to it Larry, you're a cat daddy, spend that money on building them a cat wing.

If cats were supposed to have wings, they'd be stapled and crazy glued on, just like Airbus meant them to be. :tap:

Shouldn't this thread be titled: "Larrys Problem with Pussy?

Is now a good time to mention that Larry bought the cats a Christmas present?

Apparently his trinkets didn't impress them. :ohwell:

If cats were supposed to have wings, they'd be stapled and crazy glued on, just like Airbus meant them to be. :tap:

:lmao:


I mean :smack: you are a bad man Larry.



















:lmao:

Is now a good time to mention that Larry bought the cats a Christmas present?

Apparently his trinkets didn't impress them. :ohwell:

Cats are a VERY good judge of character. My dog hated my ex husband, I also got him a kitten once, the cat grew up hating him too.
I'm sure Larry is a great guy but something must be a little off.

Well?? :tap:



The KX450 or the YZ250?

Cats are a VERY good judge of character. My dog hated my ex husband, I also got him a kitten once, the cat grew up hating him too.
I'm sure Larry is a great guy but something must be a little off.

They DID love me! Swear to God! She's betrayed me to them, damn it!

:lol:









Actually, I HATE cats. :evil:

Well?? :tap:



The KZ450 or the YZ250?

Maybe the YZ because it sounds like a blender full of kittens?

Maybe the KX because I can run over a larger pile of kittens with the extra torque? So many decisions...:evil:

Actually, I HATE cats. :evil:


:howdy:


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I read this thread and I really think it is down right silly to go on a public forum and discuss your martial problems, cats and the whole delicate situation...I refuse to read any more of this...Therefor I have only 4 words for you Mr. Gude...."Go with the 450"

:howdy:


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:tap:

:roflmao: @Larry and catt's map.

:roflmao: @Larry and catt's map.

Don't encourage her. She might start puking on me. :tap:




:lol:

:howdy:


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If karma was still around, you'd get all my green for that. Well, maybe a little red for making me laugh outloud and confirm to my coworkers that I am a little off in the head.

If karma was still around, you'd get all my green for that. Well, maybe a little red for making me laugh outloud and confirm to my coworkers that I am a little off in the head.

Do NOT encourage her!!!








:lol:

Do NOT encourage her!!!








:lol:
At least she did not show you taking the shortcut thru DC...

What do the cats have to do with Vrai being a ####ty wife? Once again, I cant follow your post Larry.

What do the cats have to do with Vrai being a ####ty wife? Once again, I cant follow your post Larry.

:lmao:

Don't encourage her. She might start puking on me. :tap:




:lol:


I reserve my puking for buckets and my purse.

What do the cats have to do with Vrai being a ####ty wife? Once again, I cant follow your post Larry.

:whoosh:

G 450X

2009 BMW G 450 X Review - BMW Dirt Bike Motorcycle Review - Motorcycle USA (http://www.motorcycle-usa.com/73/765/Motorcycle-Article/2009-BMW-G-450-X-Review.aspx)

I reserve my puking for buckets and my purse.

I'll have you know Claud just came over and visited with me for the last 5 miutes. :drama:

I'll have you know Claud just came over and visited with me for the last 5 miutes. :drama:

Check your shoes....

Check your shoes....

:jameo:

G 450X

2009 BMW G 450 X Review - BMW Dirt Bike Motorcycle Review - Motorcycle USA (http://www.motorcycle-usa.com/73/765/Motorcycle-Article/2009-BMW-G-450-X-Review.aspx)

Intersting. But, it's an enduro, not MX. I've got an enduro bike now. :buddies:

Intersting. But, it's an enduro, not MX. I've got an enduro bike now. :buddies:

Noooooo.. the R1200GS Adventure is an Enduro.. that's a DIRT bike..

Didn't BMW buy out Husqvarna last year??

Husqvarna makes NIIIICE dirt bikes.. or they used to.. been years since I've talked dirt.


Husqvarna - TC 510 (http://www.husqvarna-motorcycles.com/_vti_g5_ver.aspx?IdVer=108&rpstry=167_)

Noooooo.. the R1200GS Adventure is an Enduro.. that's a DIRT bike..

Didn't BMW buy out KTM last year??

KTM makes NIIIICE dirt bikes.. or they used to.. been years since I've talked dirt.

It says "Enduro" 3 times in the first 2 paragraphs.

It says "Enduro" 3 times in the first 2 paragraphs.

I know, but Enduro means to me that I can drive it to work.. I'm not driving that to work..

GS is an enduro to me..

At least she did not show you taking the shortcut thru DC...

That's because she knows I'm too smart to fall for her easy traps!

:evil:

I know, but Enduro means to me that I can drive it to work.. I'm not driving that to work..

GS is an enduro to me..

Doesn't Enduro mean street legal? Lights, sound supressors, horn?

Doesn't Enduro mean street legal? Lights, sound supressors, horn?

Exactly right..

I know, but Enduro means to me that I can drive it to work.. I'm not driving that to work..

GS is an enduro to me..

How is it any different than the Yami WR's or the Red people's X's? I didn't see a rake spec, but I'd guess it's 27 or better, so, it's not gonna be unstalbe on the road I wouldn't think.

Go with the two stroke. Braaaaapp. Yankee Zulu Two Fitty

Does Husky still make a bike ?

Shouldn't this thread be titled: "Larrys Problem with Pussy?

This boils it down. Hey, mike, Larry, probably doesn't look at women via. Maxim magazines. You do get good points on how to pick up chicks from Maxim, guess what...the IQ's of the the chicks are as low as the magazines subscribers.

Lower case on your name intentional.

Does Husky still make a bike ?

Performance & Custom American Cycles
38576 Brett Way
20659 - Mechanicsville (MD) - USA
tel: 301 884 8925


Maybe we should stop in and see..

You know Larry, you and I dont see eye to eye very often, but with the information that has been shared in this thread, I feel that my great knowledge in marital relationships could benefit you greatly.

Lets recap.
she spoke poorly of you to your cats, in fact, she spoke so poorly that these cats in question are now throwing up at the mere sight of you.

had she done a lessor crime, like, cheating on you or something, I would suggest either one or the other bike, however, A crime as hideous as the one that she committed against you requires a serious reply on your part.

Get both the F-ing bikes and put them on her charge card.
Dont tell her you charged them either, what till her card is declined at the local flower shop,, oh wait,, declined at the local drinkery causing her great embarassment.

put them on her charge card.

:smack:

:roflmao:

So, my question, KX 450F or YZ250? I can NOT make up my mind.

No, no, no...

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