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missme
07-20-2009, 12:39 AM
Is he out there?

aps45819
07-20-2009, 07:43 AM
Yes, I am

toppick08
07-20-2009, 08:05 AM
nope.

Beta84
07-20-2009, 08:12 AM
Guys are always right!

toppick08
07-20-2009, 08:14 AM
Guys are always right!

:lmao:

mAlice
07-20-2009, 08:21 AM
Is he out there?

Yes, but he's married or gay.

Beta84
07-20-2009, 08:32 AM
Yes, but he's married or gay.

so Mr. Right was married from birth? :rolleyes:

SnakeEater666
07-20-2009, 08:34 AM
:howdy:

aps45819
07-20-2009, 08:37 AM
Yes, but he's married or gay.

:howdy:

Guess which one the fellow with the forum name "SnakeEater" is

SnakeEater666
07-20-2009, 08:40 AM
None of the above.

Beta84
07-20-2009, 08:45 AM
Guess which one the fellow with the forum name "SnakeEater" is

Straight Dave?

TurboK9
07-20-2009, 10:25 AM
Yes, but he's married or gay.


I'm married, thank you very much!:razz:

aubriana
07-20-2009, 11:35 AM
No such animal!

vraiblonde
07-20-2009, 11:39 AM
so Mr. Right was married from birth? :rolleyes:

Nobody's Mr. Right is some freakin' newborn baby. :rolleyes:

Wesley
07-20-2009, 11:40 AM
Single,strong and straight guy here.

Beta84
07-20-2009, 12:12 PM
Nobody's Mr. Right is some freakin' newborn baby. :rolleyes:

Exactly. That's why not every Mr. Right is gay or married, as mAlice claimed.

Black-Francis
07-20-2009, 12:23 PM
Nobody's Mr. Right is some freakin' newborn baby. :rolleyes:

Michael Jackson's :shrug:

Mojo
07-20-2009, 12:25 PM
Single,strong and straight guy here.

:hot: Are you available this weekend?

Black-Francis
07-20-2009, 12:26 PM
:hot: Are you available this weekend?

:smack:

Mojo
07-20-2009, 12:28 PM
:smack:

:doh: Sorry, I got carried away for a second. You are still my one and only :huggy:

kris31280
07-20-2009, 12:52 PM
:lmao: Random question...

You always see these ads (even by MPDs like MissMe) for "Mr. Right". Doesn't anyone ever post the ad for "Mr. Wrong"? That'd be more fun to read, I think.

Beta84
07-20-2009, 12:55 PM
:lmao: Random question...

You always see these ads (even by MPDs like MissMe) for "Mr. Right". Doesn't anyone ever post the ad for "Mr. Wrong"? That'd be more fun to read, I think.

gg was lookin for a Mr. Wrong at one point, wasn't she? she just needed a good lay from a bad boy

kris31280
07-20-2009, 12:57 PM
gg was lookin for a Mr. Wrong at one point, wasn't she? she just needed a good lay from a bad boy
:roflmao: GG has no problem finding Mr. Wrong.

mAlice
07-20-2009, 01:00 PM
Exactly. That's why not every Mr. Right is gay or married, as mAlice claimed.

You don't get jokes :poorbaby:

Rael
07-20-2009, 01:07 PM
Is he out there?

My name is Salvatore Dominic Wright, they call me Sal Dom for short. :doh:

ItalianScallion
07-20-2009, 04:24 PM
Is he out there?
In the words of Bill Clinton..."It depends on what your definition of "right" is... I think there are as many Mr Right's left as there are Ms. Rights; only a handful. I know because I can't find many normal gals down here...Everyone has soo many issues!!
I guess what I hate the most is how attached you get to a guy, then a year or 2 later you hate him and remain bitter to all future guys...IMO

girlygirl87
07-20-2009, 04:31 PM
gg was lookin for a Mr. Wrong at one point, wasn't she? she just needed a good lay from a bad boy



beta... u are asking for it!!!!!!!!!

girlygirl87
07-20-2009, 04:33 PM
In the words of Bill Clinton..."It depends on what your definition of "right" is... I think there are as many Mr Right's left as there are Ms. Rights; only a handful. I know because I can't find many normal gals down here...Everyone has soo many issues!!
I guess what I hate the most is how attached you get to a guy, then a year or 2 later you hate him and remain bitter to all future guys...IMO

very goood point! i know i am guilty of it.. working on it tho...

kris31280
07-20-2009, 04:46 PM
beta... u are asking for it!!!!!!!!!
:lmao: He's BEEN asking for it... for MONTHS.

He must not be your Mr. Right, though... not even your Mr. Right Now... more of your Mr. Maybe-If-I-Get-Really-Drunk-And-We-Were-The-Last-Two-People-On-Earth-And-Even-Then-I'd-Have-To-Be-Really-Hard-Up :yay:

:huggy:

girlygirl87
07-20-2009, 04:51 PM
:lmao: He's BEEN asking for it... for MONTHS.

He must not be your Mr. Right, though... not even your Mr. Right Now... more of your Mr. Maybe-If-I-Get-Really-Drunk-And-We-Were-The-Last-Two-People-On-Earth-And-Even-Then-I'd-Have-To-Be-Really-Hard-Up :yay:

:huggy:

HAHAHAHAHA.. :lmao::lmao::lmao:

thats a goood one!! and quite possibly true. haha

ItalianScallion
07-20-2009, 04:54 PM
very goood point! i know i am guilty of it.. working on it tho...
HAHAHAHAHA.. :lmao::lmao::lmao:
thats a goood one!! and quite possibly true. haha
See what I mean???? And this twosome isn't even over with yet....:huggy:

Black-Francis
07-20-2009, 04:55 PM
Ms. Maybe-If-I-Get-Really-Drunk-And-We-Were-The-Last-Two-People-On-Earth-And-Even-Then-I'd-Have-To-Be-Really-Hard-Up :yay:


....and this would be you....:howdy:

girlygirl87
07-20-2009, 04:57 PM
See what I mean???? And this twosome isn't even over with yet....:huggy:


nooo... that does not count

ItalianScallion
07-20-2009, 05:05 PM
nooo... that does not count

Well, if you're with Beta you must be an incredibly tolerant woman.....



not too smart, but still special...:lmao:


Counting down to jaded....5..........4..........3.........2......:razz:

girlygirl87
07-20-2009, 05:07 PM
Well, if you're with Beta you must be an incredibly tolerant woman.....



not too smart, but still special...:lmao:


Counting down to jaded....5..........4..........3.........2......:razz:

hahahha Im not with Beta.. Never was and (sorry B)_ Never WilL!!! Even tho we fuss like we have been married for 50 years.. we def arent..
lol

ItalianScallion
07-20-2009, 05:15 PM
hahahha Im not with Beta.. Never was and (sorry B)_ Never WilL!!! Even tho we fuss like we have been married for 50 years.. we def arent..
lol
Ok. I can't keep up with whose with whom in this podunk town...
So are you jaded yet? :elaine:

girlygirl87
07-20-2009, 05:23 PM
Ok. I can't keep up with whose with whom in this podunk town...
So are you jaded yet? :elaine:


been there for quite some time..
lol

Wesley
07-20-2009, 05:31 PM
Well I am a very decent guy and actually not from this area. Transplaned to the area by my association with the DoD.

ItalianScallion
07-20-2009, 05:31 PM
been there for quite some time..
lol
:flowers: :huggy:
Nice chatting with you....

Wesley
07-20-2009, 05:32 PM
Very cool Harley

girlygirl87
07-20-2009, 05:36 PM
:flowers: :huggy:
Nice chatting with you....

haha. awwwww..

ItalianScallion
07-20-2009, 05:38 PM
Well I am a very decent guy....
Very cool Harley
So we have 2 things in common....Just my luck; you're a guy...:lmao:
Don't get your hopes up in this town and welcome to the forums.

Wesley
07-20-2009, 05:38 PM
Sounds like an unhappy type

Wesley
07-20-2009, 05:39 PM
Not you Harly but the girlie girl

Wesley
07-20-2009, 05:42 PM
I know my chances of finding that smart, intellectual, assertive women of my dreams that does not have a mind full of bitterness and past relationship baggage slim to none but hell, I will keep my optimism alive.

Black-Francis
07-20-2009, 05:43 PM
haha. awwwww..

:killingme

girlygirl87
07-20-2009, 05:47 PM
Sounds like an unhappy type

im not the unhapppy type..

ItalianScallion
07-20-2009, 05:51 PM
Sounds like an unhappy type
Not really. I'm just a realist and reality sucks lately. I have been disappointed by the lack of quality prospects lately.
For now I just "hang out" with a few of my lady friends without actually "dating" them. We get along great but we're soo different.
They're typical of many women today. They're in their "happy stages" right now I tell them; you know, living with their guy (maybe a kid) but very soon they'll be jaded too and hate men so I'll enjoy it while it lasts...

ItalianScallion
07-20-2009, 05:52 PM
Not you Harly but the girlie girl
You need to learn to use the quote function...

Black-Francis
07-20-2009, 05:55 PM
66555

girlygirl87
07-20-2009, 06:14 PM
66555

hahahahaha

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

Gemmi
07-20-2009, 08:43 PM
Is he out there?

I found mine!:yahoo:

Beta84
07-21-2009, 08:11 AM
Well, if you're with Beta you must be an incredibly tolerant woman.....



not too smart, but still special...:lmao:


Counting down to jaded....5..........4..........3.........2......:razz:
coming from one of the biggest dumbasses on this forum. :dork:

Not really. I'm just a realist and reality sucks lately. I have been disappointed by the lack of quality prospects lately.
For now I just "hang out" with a few of my lady friends without actually "dating" them. We get along great but we're soo different.
They're typical of many women today. They're in their "happy stages" right now I tell them; you know, living with their guy (maybe a kid) but very soon they'll be jaded too and hate men so I'll enjoy it while it lasts...

it's tough to "date" your "lady friends" when they are just your hands with women names. and those ladies on the other side of the bushes wouldn't be considered friends either. nor are the people stuck sitting next to you in church while you're thumping your bible. it's ok, everyone is special somehow!

Oh and gg, you really need to get over yourself hun. You're really not all that :huggy:

girlygirl87
07-21-2009, 10:45 AM
coming from one of the biggest dumbasses on this forum. :dork:



it's tough to "date" your "lady friends" when they are just your hands with women names. and those ladies on the other side of the bushes wouldn't be considered friends either. nor are the people stuck sitting next to you in church while you're thumping your bible. it's ok, everyone is special somehow!

Oh and gg, you really need to get over yourself hun. You're really not all that :huggy:


Thats it..u are offically on ignore.. I didnt say i was all that u @$$. :duel::burning::shutup::war::whip::loser:

kris31280
07-21-2009, 10:49 AM
Thats it..u are offically on ignore.. I didnt say i was all that u @$$. :duel::burning::shutup::war::whip::loser:
:lmao: Do we need to add B to the list of names?

Beta84
07-21-2009, 10:50 AM
:lmao: Do we need to add B to the list of names?

S and J are already on it. :whistle:

kris31280
07-21-2009, 10:51 AM
S and J are already on it. :whistle:
:lol: As are K, C, J (different one), S (different one but I'm sure you can guess THAT one), and R.

Beta84
07-21-2009, 11:00 AM
:lol: As are K, C, J (different one), S (different one but I'm sure you can guess THAT one), and R.

geez, with that many names I'm startin to wonder if you two are the problem. :razz:

kris31280
07-21-2009, 11:00 AM
geez, with that many names I'm startin to wonder if you two are the problem. :razz:
:lol: It's why we're going to allow ourselves to be schooled in the Tao of :gossip:. She will teach us her ways!

girlygirl87
07-21-2009, 11:01 AM
:lmao: Do we need to add B to the list of names?

yes.. yes we do!

So my list is...


A, B, C, D, J, R, T...

Beta84
07-21-2009, 11:01 AM
yes.. yes we do!

So my list is...


A, B, C, D, J, R, T...

I'm on the list of lovers scorned? :diva:

girlygirl87
07-21-2009, 11:02 AM
geez, with that many names I'm startin to wonder if you two are the problem. :razz:

llike u have room to talk.. least i dont hav 5 guys lined up and still not with either one!!

Beta84
07-21-2009, 11:02 AM
llike u have room to talk.. least i dont hav 5 guys lined up and still not with either one!!

:whistle:

kris31280
07-21-2009, 11:05 AM
yes.. yes we do!

So my list is...


A, B, C, D, J, R, T...
Heh, total updated combined list in alphabetical order:
A, B, C, C, D, J, J, K, R, R, S, S, T...

smdavis65
07-21-2009, 11:06 AM
llike u have room to talk.. least i dont hav 5 guys lined up and still not with either one!!

Beta has 5 guys lined up and hasn't scored?

girlygirl87
07-21-2009, 11:07 AM
Heh, total updated combined list in alphabetical order:
A, B, C, C, D, J, J, K, R, R, S, S, T...

hahahah.


NICE!!!! oh our wonderful list of losers/douchebags/@$$holes...

girlygirl87
07-21-2009, 11:07 AM
Beta has 5 guys lined up and hasn't scored?

haha. no hes got 5 girls.. i was using it as an example. haha

Beta84
07-21-2009, 11:08 AM
Beta has 5 guys lined up and hasn't scored?

:smdavis:
66579

No and no.

Black-Francis
07-21-2009, 11:09 AM
haha. no hes got 5 girls.. i was using it as an example. haha

Damn Beta! 5 girls? I need to grow some acne like you!!

smdavis65
07-21-2009, 11:09 AM
:smdavis:
66579

No and no.

:lmao:

Beta84
07-21-2009, 11:15 AM
Damn Beta! 5 girls? I need to grow some acne like you!!

:bawl:

Black-Francis
07-21-2009, 11:17 AM
:bawl:

sorry, buddy! :huggy:

withrespect
07-21-2009, 11:51 AM
Damn Beta! 5 girls? I need to grow some acne like you!!

:coffee: this thread has been reported.


:love: to Beta

Black-Francis
07-21-2009, 11:54 AM
:coffee: this thread has been reported.


:love: to Beta

:smoochy: to you!

withrespect
07-21-2009, 01:37 PM
:smoochy: to you!

:drool:

Beta84
07-21-2009, 01:47 PM
:coffee: this thread has been reported.


:love: to Beta

:smoochy:

girlygirl87
07-21-2009, 01:54 PM
anyways...

lilblondeone19
07-21-2009, 01:55 PM
:starcat:

dontknowwhy
07-21-2009, 03:17 PM
What happened to the one who originally posted the question?

girlygirl87
07-21-2009, 03:35 PM
What happened to the one who originally posted the question?

out lookin for Mr Right. :yay:

jwwb2000
07-21-2009, 03:48 PM
There is a mate to each person out there. Just have to dig through all the weeds until you find the right one at the moment. If things don't work with that one, move on and don't dwell on it. Bitterness will only hinder you from moving forward with your future relationships.

smdavis65
07-21-2009, 04:01 PM
What happened to the one who originally posted the question?

It's an MPD, who cares?

ItalianScallion
07-21-2009, 07:13 PM
coming from one of the biggest dumbasses on this forum. :dork:
it's tough to "date" your "lady friends" when they are just your hands with women names. and those ladies on the other side of the bushes wouldn't be considered friends either. nor are the people stuck sitting next to you in church while you're thumping your bible. it's ok, everyone is special somehow!

It must be sooo tough for you. You have to release your frustration on this forum and wait for a reply all because your inflatable date can't reply to you. :shrug:
llike u have room to talk.. least i dont hav 5 guys lined up and still not with either one!!
Are his 5 gals named: Thumb, index, middle, ring and pinky???

:love: to Beta
Now I see your problem! You're attracted to empty suits... :razz:
There is a mate to each person out there. Just have to dig through all the weeds until you find the right one at the moment. If things don't work with that one, move on and don't dwell on it. Bitterness will only hinder you from moving forward with your future relationships.
There's a lot of weeds in So MD! Good luck finding that one blade of grass in them. And bitterness comes from years of weed wacking...

girlygirl87
07-22-2009, 09:36 AM
Are his 5 gals named: Thumb, index, middle, ring and pinky???



hahah

maybe??? lol

Beta84
07-22-2009, 09:40 AM
It must be sooo tough for you. You have to release your frustration on this forum and wait for a reply all because your inflatable date can't reply to you. :shrug:

Are his 5 gals named: Thumb, index, middle, ring and pinky???

Now I see your problem! You're attracted to empty suits... :razz:

There's a lot of weeds in So MD! Good luck finding that one blade of grass in them. And bitterness comes from years of weed wacking...

:killingme

someone seems a little bitter. such a "nice guy" that's getting old and crusty and can't figure out why nobody wants him even tho he prays every night for a woman. maybe you should ask these women you're apparently friendly with why you can't get a date. take their advice, they probably know what they're talkin about. :yay:

kris31280
07-22-2009, 10:01 AM
:killingme

someone seems a little bitter. such a "nice guy" that's getting old and crusty and can't figure out why nobody wants him even tho he prays every night for a woman. maybe you should ask these women you're apparently friendly with why you can't get a date. take their advice, they probably know what they're talkin about. :yay:
... Never thought I'd say this...

B's got a point... a valid one... and an intelligent solution :faint:

Beta84
07-22-2009, 10:02 AM
... Never thought I'd say this...

B's got a point... a valid one... and an intelligent solution :faint:

oh shush. you said that just last night and that wasn't the first time. i sometimes have good advice :dye:

kris31280
07-22-2009, 10:04 AM
oh shush. you said that just last night and that wasn't the first time. i sometimes have good advice :dye:
Heh... yeah... now if only I would actually take your advice for longer than a couple of hours :ohwell:

Beta84
07-22-2009, 10:12 AM
Heh... yeah... now if only I would actually take your advice for longer than a couple of hours :ohwell:

:killingme

I'm not surprised!

kris31280
07-22-2009, 10:13 AM
:killingme

I'm not surprised!
I managed to keep it superficial until this morning... :lmao:

:doh: I'm so damn predictable.

girlygirl87
07-22-2009, 10:25 AM
I managed to keep it superficial until this morning... :lmao:

:doh: I'm so damn predictable.


:doh:

please tell me you didnt.. I must of jinxed you with my story.. lol

kris31280
07-22-2009, 10:32 AM
:doh:

please tell me you didnt.. I must of jinxed you with my story.. lol
:lmao: I didn't go out... just had a mini conversation.

You did, dammit... bad influence!

girlygirl87
07-22-2009, 10:34 AM
:lmao: I didn't go out... just had a mini conversation.

You did, dammit... bad influence!

glad u didnt go out..


a mini convo is OK DEPENDING on what it was about?!?!

So...
do share.. what did you talk about?!?! !

Beta84
07-22-2009, 10:36 AM
glad u didnt go out..


a mini convo is OK DEPENDING on what it was about?!?!

So...
do share.. what did you talk about?!?! !

eh, honestly convos can't hurt as long as she doesn't act on it.

girlygirl87
07-22-2009, 10:38 AM
eh, honestly convos can't hurt as long as she doesn't act on it.

i know.

thats why i asked her what they talked about!!!! lol

kris31280
07-22-2009, 10:39 AM
glad u didnt go out..


a mini convo is OK DEPENDING on what it was about?!?!

So...
do share.. what did you talk about?!?! !
Sent :kiss:

Crewdawg141
07-22-2009, 10:39 AM
In the words of Bill Clinton..."It depends on what your definition of "right" is... I think there are as many Mr Right's left as there are Ms. Rights; only a handful. I know because I can't find many normal gals down here...Everyone has soo many issues!!
I guess what I hate the most is how attached you get to a guy, then a year or 2 later you hate him and remain bitter to all future guys...IMO

:yeahthat:

Amen to that!!!!!!!!!!

girlygirl87
07-22-2009, 10:45 AM
:yeahthat:

Amen to that!!!!!!!!!!

im a "Ms. Right".

Crewdawg141
07-22-2009, 10:48 AM
im a "Ms. Right".

That is very well true for someone in this world! May I ask how tall you are?

girlygirl87
07-22-2009, 10:49 AM
That is very well true for someone in this world! May I ask how tall you are?

5"3ish :) lol

girlygirl87
07-22-2009, 10:50 AM
whats my height have to do with anything??!?! lol

Beta84
07-22-2009, 10:50 AM
im a "Ms. Right".

you will be...u just needa get out of the funk that azzhole left you in. :huggy:

Beta84
07-22-2009, 10:51 AM
whats my height have to do with anything??!?! lol

short guys feel inadequate when a chick is taller than them.

Crewdawg141
07-22-2009, 10:51 AM
5"3ish :) lol

Ish? Does that mean over or under 5'3"? I have always found humor is how people describe their height.

girlygirl87
07-22-2009, 10:52 AM
Ish? Does that mean over or under 5'3"? I have always found humor is how people describe their height.

no im not shorter.. im about 5'3-5'4

Crewdawg141
07-22-2009, 10:52 AM
whats my height have to do with anything??!?! lol

Curiosity.

girlygirl87
07-22-2009, 10:53 AM
you will be...u just needa get out of the funk that azzhole left you in. :huggy:

yeahh i know i do... I am trying to work on it..

Crewdawg141
07-22-2009, 10:54 AM
short guys feel inadequate when a chick is taller than them.

I'm 6'4" 200-205. I have only met one woman that was taller than me. It was love at first sight but she was spoken for. Such is life.

Beta84
07-22-2009, 10:55 AM
yeahh i know i do... I am trying to work on it..

and we're here to help :smoochy:

Crewdawg, not everyone knows their exact height but has a general idea. Unless you say 5'3 1/4" or something then it's not exact anyway. Why does 1", give or take, really matter anyway? You tryin to fit someone for a bionic suit? You may need her wingspan too.

girlygirl87
07-22-2009, 10:56 AM
I'm 6'4" 200-205. I have only met one woman that was taller than me. It was love at first sight but she was spoken for. Such is life.

u like women taller then u!?!?!

Crewdawg141
07-22-2009, 10:59 AM
and we're here to help :smoochy:

Crewdawg, not everyone knows their exact height but has a general idea. Unless you say 5'3 1/4" or something then it's not exact anyway. Why does 1", give or take, really matter anyway? You tryin to fit someone for a bionic suit? You may need her wingspan too.

It was more a matter of curiosity.

kris31280
07-22-2009, 10:59 AM
you will be...u just needa get out of the funk that azzhole left you in. :huggy:
:faint: Helpful AND kind this morning?!?!?!

:jameo: :jameo: :jameo:

The world's coming to an end, isn't it.

girlygirl87
07-22-2009, 11:02 AM
:faint: Helpful AND kind this morning?!?!?!

:jameo: :jameo: :jameo:

The world's coming to an end, isn't it.

lol

Crewdawg141
07-22-2009, 11:02 AM
u like women taller then u!?!?!

If I could find such that would be awesome!!!!!!!!!!! Heck I would be happy with someone close to my height. I think that it would be great to be shorter for a change!

Beta84
07-22-2009, 11:02 AM
:faint: Helpful AND kind this morning?!?!?!

:jameo: :jameo: :jameo:

The world's coming to an end, isn't it.

I'm always helpful and kind. But it was weird that i was helpful to IS cuz he's creepy.

girlygirl87
07-22-2009, 11:12 AM
I'm always helpful and kind. But it was weird that i was helpful to IS cuz he's creepy.

who is IS!?!?

ChevyGuy
07-22-2009, 11:31 AM
5"3ish :) lol

I'm around 5'3" and have dated girls taler than me before, it's all a matter of your opinion.

Black-Francis
07-22-2009, 11:33 AM
I'm around 5'3" and have dated girls taler than me before, it's all a matter of your opinion.

da plane da plane

Beta84
07-22-2009, 11:46 AM
who is IS!?!?
ItallianScallion or whatever his name is.

da plane da plane

:killingme

whome20603
07-22-2009, 11:48 AM
ItallianScallion or whatever his name is.

I'm hungry

Beta84
07-22-2009, 11:53 AM
I'm hungry

u just want some shocolatte

Mojo
07-22-2009, 11:55 AM
da plane da plane

:lmao:

whome20603
07-22-2009, 12:03 PM
u just want some shocolatte

I wouldn't mind a little shocolatte :wink:

I'm having a turkey and cheese salad from Gallo's though :yum:

kris31280
07-22-2009, 01:11 PM
:doh: :stupid:

girlygirl87
07-22-2009, 01:46 PM
:doh: :stupid:

aww its k. :)

BadGirl
07-22-2009, 02:32 PM
yr ht is just fine & u r the Ms RightYou are just plain, out and out, weird.

lovinmaryland
07-22-2009, 02:34 PM
You are just plain, out and out, weird.

they will be an item by the end of the week :yay:

ItalianScallion
07-22-2009, 02:53 PM
:killingme
someone seems a little bitter. such a "nice guy" that's getting old and crusty and can't figure out why nobody wants him even tho he prays every night for a woman. maybe you should ask these women you're apparently friendly with why you can't get a date. take their advice, they probably know what they're talkin about. :yay:
MOI?? Bitter? Old? Crusty? Not a chance. Somewhat disheartened with the lack of sense that most women down here have but other than that...:shrug:
They say I'd be a "good catch" but they're all living with someone. That was my point. They also said that almost all of their friends were married or shacking up. I told them not to worry; it's all temporary. They agreed.
Most women I meet today don't want a guy like me with $$$ and who has his ### together. They seem to want a guy who needs a mommy and doesn't respect them that's why they live with them and have kids without being married. Sorry but I'm also old fashioned when it comes to that.
im a "Ms. Right".
Pictures please.....PM if you're too shy to post here...:whistle:
It was more a matter of curiosity.
I'm more interested in width than height...Remember, we ARE in So Md.
I'm always helpful and kind. But it was weird that i was helpful to IS cuz he's creepy.
TYVM. :1bdz:
who is IS!?!?
I have that effect on women. :bawl:
I'm hungry
Come on by, I'll make you some salad with Italian Scallions in it...but you MUST behave yourself and NOT tell Beta you were here!! He is the "rumor control center" of this forum...:howdy:

Crewdawg141
07-22-2009, 03:47 PM
MOI?? Bitter? Old? Crusty? Not a chance. Somewhat disheartened with the lack of sense that most women down here have but other than that...:shrug:
They say I'd be a "good catch" but they're all living with someone. That was my point. They also said that almost all of their friends were married or shacking up. I told them not to worry; it's all temporary. They agreed.
Most women I meet today don't want a guy like me with $$$ and who has his ### together. They seem to want a guy who needs a mommy and doesn't respect them that's why they live with them and have kids without being married. Sorry but I'm also old fashioned when it comes to that.

Pictures please.....PM if you're too shy to post here...:whistle:

I'm more interested in width than height...Remember, we ARE in So Md.

TYVM. :1bdz:

I have that effect on women. :bawl:

Come on by, I'll make you some salad with Italian Scallions in it...but you MUST behave yourself and NOT tell Beta you were here!! He is the "rumor control center" of this forum...:howdy:

I'm more interested in width than height...Remember, we ARE in So Md.

My apologies. I did forget the local rule that one must have a circumference measurment similar to their height!

Crewdawg141
07-22-2009, 03:49 PM
I'm around 5'3" and have dated girls taler than me before, it's all a matter of your opinion.

But you my friend have plenty to pick from that are taller than you. No offense intended.

girlygirl87
07-22-2009, 03:50 PM
I'm more interested in width than height...Remember, we ARE in So Md.

My apologies. I did forget the local rule that one must have a circumference measurment similar to their height!

hahaha...

i dont have that problem..

Black-Francis
07-22-2009, 03:54 PM
66682

Mojo
07-22-2009, 03:57 PM
MOI?? Bitter? Old? Crusty? Not a chance. Somewhat disheartened with the lack of sense that most women down here have but other than that...:shrug:
They say I'd be a "good catch" but they're all living with someone. That was my point. They also said that almost all of their friends were married or shacking up. I told them not to worry; it's all temporary. They agreed.
Most women I meet today don't want a guy like me with $$$ and who has his ### together. They seem to want a guy who needs a mommy and doesn't respect them that's why they live with them and have kids without being married. Sorry but I'm also old fashioned when it comes to that.



I never realized how many ballers there are in somd.

Black-Francis
07-22-2009, 03:59 PM
I never realized how many ballers there are in somd.

:killingme

Crewdawg141
07-22-2009, 04:04 PM
hahaha...

i dont have that problem..

That is a very good thing, my dear! Please don't change.

girlygirl87
07-22-2009, 04:09 PM
That is a very good thing, my dear! Please don't change.

i dont plan on it.. lol

lilblondeone19
07-22-2009, 04:18 PM
:bdaycake::snacks::worthless

StrawberryGal
07-22-2009, 06:19 PM
66682



:lmao:

















:popcorn:

StrawberryGal
07-22-2009, 06:20 PM
I never realized how many ballers there are in somd.






:killingme

ItalianScallion
07-22-2009, 06:46 PM
I never realized how many ballers there are in somd.
Must be a smib word....

Beta84
07-22-2009, 07:12 PM
Must be a smib word....

not at all. that's just showing your generation gap. :huggy:

ItalianScallion
07-22-2009, 07:16 PM
not at all. that's just showing your generation gap. :huggy:
Can't argue that but would you care to splain it to me boy wonder? TYVM

Beta84
07-22-2009, 07:30 PM
Can't argue that but would you care to splain it to me boy wonder? TYVM

The word baller? Why don't you look it up online. It's more slang/ghetto than anything else. Keep up with the times old man.

BrutalBlonde
07-22-2009, 09:05 PM
Is he out there?

I'd say your plastic surgeon was a good start..They gots to be fake. Then again it's an MPD, so whatever.

Im_Me
07-22-2009, 10:41 PM
I'd say your plastic surgeon was a good start..They gots to be fake. Then again it's an MPD, so whatever.

Fake front with a fake front? :whistle:

ItalianScallion
07-22-2009, 11:43 PM
The word baller? Why don't you look it up online. It's more slang/ghetto than anything else. Keep up with the times old man.
Old man? You're not that much younger than I am...

Crewdawg141
07-23-2009, 09:08 AM
Must be a smib word....

I would have to agree. The young-uns are now question age, I'm 31. How old are you ItalianScallion?

girlygirl87
07-23-2009, 10:13 AM
I would have to agree. The young-uns are now question age, I'm 31. How old are you ItalianScallion?

im a young'n... im 22.. lol

Mojo
07-23-2009, 10:18 AM
Must be a smib word....

I'm from the best coast :smack:

Old man? You're not that much younger than I am...

Aren't you in your 40's?

Crewdawg141
07-23-2009, 10:39 AM
im a young'n... im 22.. lol

Yes you are young, but that is not a bad thing! I often feel like I am 22 again, but when I wake up the hangover hurts more than it did in the past!

tyky
07-23-2009, 10:44 AM
Yes you are young, but that is not a bad thing! I often feel like I am 22 again, but when I wake up the hangover hurts more than it did in the past!

:killingme

kris31280
07-23-2009, 10:48 AM
Yes you are young, but that is not a bad thing! I often feel like I am 22 again, but when I wake up the hangover hurts more than it did in the past!
There ya go GG! Here's a candidate for you! Everything you're saying you are which disagrees with something he's previously said suddenly becomes conditional!

Crewdawg141
07-23-2009, 10:56 AM
There ya go GG! Here's a candidate for you! Everything you're saying you are which disagrees with something he's previously said suddenly becomes conditional!

:confused: Obviously you know a lot more to the situation than I do.

girlygirl87
07-23-2009, 12:09 PM
:confused: Obviously you know a lot more to the situation than I do.

HAHAHA

Black-Francis
07-23-2009, 12:11 PM
im a young'n... im 22.. lol

so much to learn......:whistle:

kris31280
07-23-2009, 12:11 PM
:confused: Obviously you know a lot more to the situation than I do.
:lmao: ya think?

girlygirl87
07-23-2009, 12:13 PM
:lmao: ya think?

:lmao:

Crewdawg141
07-23-2009, 04:08 PM
:lmao: ya think?

:duh: Duh.

toppick08
07-23-2009, 04:26 PM
I'm from the best coast :smack:



Aren't you in your 40's?

That would be The Gulf Coast..........:buddies:

ItalianScallion
07-23-2009, 04:43 PM
I would have to agree. The young-uns are now question age, I'm 31. How old are you ItalianScallion?
A little older than Beta...:whistle:
im a young'n... im 22.. lol
Old enough to hang out with but not old enough to date me...Sorry little one :shrug: :flowers:for you in any case cause you seem soo nice!
I'm from the best coast :smack:
Aren't you in your 40's?
The west coast is NOT the best coast (if that's where you're from). It's about to float off into the ocean. I heard Obama talking of "pulling the cotter pin" on the San Andreas fault to solve the economic problems there...
My age is top secret until my face begins to show it. :yahoo:

ItalianScallion
07-23-2009, 04:57 PM
If you folks get time tomorrow, I'm making the trek to Cheeseburger in Paradise for a few hours. Supposed to meet some friends there but I don't stay long. I usually like to get there @3 and stay until 6 or so depending on the crowd. I'll be the one drinking iced tea at the bar.
My favorite bar tender got canned this week! :bawl: I need some grief counseling. GG, Crewdawg, Kris, Toppick, etc., come on down!!! :buddies:

girlygirl87
07-23-2009, 05:04 PM
If you folks get time tomorrow, I'm making the trek to Cheeseburger in Paradise for a few hours. Supposed to meet some friends there but I don't stay long. I usually like to get there @3 and stay until 6 or so depending on the crowd. I'll be the one drinking iced tea at the bar.
My favorite bar tender got canned this week! :bawl: I need some grief counseling. GG, Crewdawg, Kris, Toppick, etc., come on down!!! :buddies:

i work til 530.. then going to a friends house for dinner and a movie.. Sorrrrryyyy :)

toppick08
07-23-2009, 05:06 PM
i work til 530.. then going to a friends house for dinner and a movie.. Sorrrrryyyy :)

I'll leave the light on for ya'.........:killingme

ItalianScallion
07-23-2009, 05:10 PM
i work til 530.. then going to a friends house for dinner and a movie.. Sorrrrryyyy :)
Gotta get those priorities straight girlfriend...
You can get dinner and a movie anytime but you can't meet guys like me anytime...:buddies:

Black-Francis
07-23-2009, 05:11 PM
66724

ItalianScallion
07-23-2009, 05:14 PM
66724
Your point?

girlygirl87
07-23-2009, 05:22 PM
66724

hahahahahaah

dundundundundudn... sshhharrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Black-Francis
07-23-2009, 05:23 PM
Your point?

I like the ocean......:shrug:

girlygirl87
07-23-2009, 05:24 PM
I like the ocean......:shrug:

hehehehe

rich70
07-23-2009, 05:26 PM
i work til 530.. then going to a friends house for dinner and a movie.. Sorrrrryyyy :)

What movie are we watching btw?






































:killingme:killingme

girlygirl87
07-23-2009, 05:26 PM
What movie are we watching btw?















:killingme:killingme



hahaha. idk yet.

rich70
07-23-2009, 05:30 PM
hahaha. idk yet.

Scary, funny or action movie?

ItalianScallion
07-23-2009, 05:31 PM
I like the ocean......:shrug:
More like, you like fishys....
What movie are we watching btw?
hahaha. idk yet.
What's for dinner? I might show up as the pizza delivery guy...

girlygirl87
07-23-2009, 05:36 PM
More like, you like fishys....


What's for dinner? I might show up as the pizza delivery guy...

hahah u want to join too?!!? awesomeee..

rich70
07-23-2009, 05:40 PM
hahah u want to join too?!!? awesomeee..

:cds:

Gtmustang88
07-23-2009, 05:42 PM
:cds:

:smack:

ItalianScallion
07-23-2009, 05:44 PM
hahah u want to join too?!!? awesomeee..
oh, now that's kinky, even for a 22 year old...:nono:

rich70
07-23-2009, 05:46 PM
:smack:

Keep quite :smack:

girlygirl87
07-23-2009, 05:47 PM
oh, now that's kinky, even for a 22 year old...:nono:

hehehe ;)

ItalianScallion
07-23-2009, 05:55 PM
Keep quite :smack:
"QUIET"
hehehe ;)
:love:

rich70
07-23-2009, 05:56 PM
"QUIET"

:love:

He knew what I ment.

ItalianScallion
07-23-2009, 06:01 PM
He knew what I ment.
No, I am not a mined reeder...

Crewdawg141
07-24-2009, 08:16 AM
If you folks get time tomorrow, I'm making the trek to Cheeseburger in Paradise for a few hours. Supposed to meet some friends there but I don't stay long. I usually like to get there @3 and stay until 6 or so depending on the crowd. I'll be the one drinking iced tea at the bar.
My favorite bar tender got canned this week! :bawl: I need some grief counseling. GG, Crewdawg, Kris, Toppick, etc., come on down!!! :buddies:

That sounds like a good reason to ride the Harley!

ItalianScallion
07-24-2009, 02:25 PM
That sounds like a good reason to ride the Harley!
:yay: Any reason is a good reason to ride a Harley but I think I'll use the car today. I will definitely be on 2 wheels all day tomorrow though...

Beta84
07-24-2009, 03:02 PM
Old man? You're not that much younger than I am...
well you act like an old fart on the boards. I dont know how you act off the boards, but maybe that's part of your problem. From all the stuff you've said in the past it sounded like you're at least upper 30's if not in your 40's or older. Why won't you say your age if you're not embarrassed by it?

What's for dinner? I might show up as the pizza delivery guy...
:creepy:

Black-Francis
07-24-2009, 03:03 PM
:creepy:

very

ItalianScallion
07-24-2009, 11:36 PM
well you act like an old fart on the boards. I dont know how you act off the boards, but maybe that's part of your problem. From all the stuff you've said in the past it sounded like you're at least upper 30's if not in your 40's or older. Why won't you say your age if you're not embarrassed by it?
And why is my age such a concern to you? I'm simply having fun in a CLEAN way and you and your soul brother say it's creepy. You seem to be the ones with the issues about it. I think you're racist and you just don't like Italians.
Maybe, if you knew me better, you'd know that I'm not the one with the problem in real life. You went off the deep end with your personal attacks on me, I didn't. You're judging all of me by what I say on here and so you don't have a complete picture of me. I'm not being mean to you here, honestly.
Just because I find it hard to meet quality women down here doesn't mean it's my fault.:buddies:
very
Your vocabulary is sooooo extensive or should I say: VERY?

smdavis65
07-25-2009, 12:09 AM
:howdy:

You ladies may say you want Mr. Right, but your past relationships have proven you want Mr. Wrong. Well, here I am...

I'm an old, fat, bald, ugly, unemployed dude who lives in my Mom's basement and plays online video role playing games all day.

Don't worry, I'll treat you like crap, just like your ex's did, and won't give you an ounce of credit for anything you do.

I have put on some weight since my AV picture was taken, and I'm not as tan now as I was then.

So, seeing as all you chicks are attracted to the wrong guy, hit me up. :lmao:

BEADELDOG
07-25-2009, 10:49 AM
:howdy:

You ladies may say you want Mr. Right, but your past relationships have proven you want Mr. Wrong. Well, here I am...

I'm an old, fat, bald, ugly, unemployed dude who lives in my Mom's basement and plays online video role playing games all day.

Don't worry, I'll treat you like crap, just like your ex's did, and won't give you an ounce of credit for anything you do.

I have put on some weight since my AV picture was taken, and I'm not as tan now as I was then.

So, seeing as all you chicks are attracted to the wrong guy, hit me up. :lmao:

Wow, you were not kidding!!:killingme I bet your PM box is filled with that discription.

Have a great weekend!!

smdavis65
07-25-2009, 11:24 AM
Wow, you were not kidding!!:killingme I bet your PM box is filled with that discription.

Have a great weekend!!

:lmao:

No PM's yet.

:huggy:

Beta84
07-25-2009, 11:54 AM
And why is my age such a concern to you? I'm simply having fun in a CLEAN way and you and your soul brother say it's creepy. You seem to be the ones with the issues about it. I think you're racist and you just don't like Italians.
Maybe, if you knew me better, you'd know that I'm not the one with the problem in real life. You went off the deep end with your personal attacks on me, I didn't. You're judging all of me by what I say on here and so you don't have a complete picture of me. I'm not being mean to you here, honestly.
Just because I find it hard to meet quality women down here doesn't mean it's my fault.:buddies:

Your vocabulary is sooooo extensive or should I say: VERY?
I called things creepy as I saw them. You were like "oo maybe I'll sneak up on you and show up as the pizza delivery guy". Dude, that's creepy and stalker-like. I'm just being honest. You say you're a nice guy that has clean fun and you're very religious and blah blah blah...which is all fine and dandy, but then whenever you're talking to women on here you turn into this creepy stalker dude. Since you're probably a nice guy otherwise (cept for your apparent disdain for anyone that doesn't believe in your religion, which would make you a jerk), I'm just trying to point out that you should stop acting creepy with women and maybe you'd do a better job of attracting them.

Trust me, there may not be a TON of "quality" women (as you called them) around here considering it's a small area and most of them are snatched up quickly, but there plenty of good, single women around here. You just need to find them and hope they're interested in you. While it's not easy, it's not impossible either. You make it sound like you haven't dated women in the time you've been here. That's on YOU, not them.

And I don't have any problems "in real life". I'm doing pretty great and enjoy good, clean fun just like plenty of other people. Come on now, I'm a nerdy engineer. How much trouble can I possibly get into? :lol:

BTW -- my cousins and uncle are Italians. I love Italy too -- one my favorite countries visited. Italian food, also among my favorites. I'm not racist, you're just a dumbass.

:howdy:

You ladies may say you want Mr. Right, but your past relationships have proven you want Mr. Wrong. Well, here I am...

I'm an old, fat, bald, ugly, unemployed dude who lives in my Mom's basement and plays online video role playing games all day.

Don't worry, I'll treat you like crap, just like your ex's did, and won't give you an ounce of credit for anything you do.

I have put on some weight since my AV picture was taken, and I'm not as tan now as I was then.

So, seeing as all you chicks are attracted to the wrong guy, hit me up. :lmao:

:killingme :high5:

I'll tell you what...the reason those jerks are exes is because the women weren't being treated the way they wanted to be. Thats what a lot of "nice guys" fail to realize. At the same time, you need to grab and maintain their interest. That's the tough part, but it has little to do with being nice or being a jerk.

kris31280
07-25-2009, 04:27 PM
:howdy:

You ladies may say you want Mr. Right, but your past relationships have proven you want Mr. Wrong. Well, here I am...

I'm an old, fat, bald, ugly, unemployed dude who lives in my Mom's basement and plays online video role playing games all day.

Don't worry, I'll treat you like crap, just like your ex's did, and won't give you an ounce of credit for anything you do.

I have put on some weight since my AV picture was taken, and I'm not as tan now as I was then.

So, seeing as all you chicks are attracted to the wrong guy, hit me up. :lmao:
Let's see...

Old: There's your problem right there, I'm apparently only attracted to douchebags in their early to mid 20's.
Fat: Eh... if you've got a pecker-do, there's a problem. I don't have a boobie-do so you can't have a pecker-do.
Ugly: Subjective.
Unemployed: :lmao: I'd say that's a problem but someone in the know would be quick to call me out.
Video Games in Mom's Basement: Is there a reason for living in mom's basement? Videos are fun every once in a while... but every day?
Treat me like crap: How are you gonna do that? Passive aggressiveness? Because that's a real turn on, and the bigger arsehole you become the hotter you'll become (or so it seems :ohwell:). The whole passive aggressive cycle creates an entertaining dynamic designed to drive me to the brink of insanity, and we all know men love crazy biatches.

All in all, SM, you're about half way to Mr. All Wrong based on the above description, but there's room for improvement.

ItalianScallion
07-25-2009, 04:45 PM
I called things creepy as I saw them. You were like "oo maybe I'll sneak up on you and show up as the pizza delivery guy". Dude, that's creepy and stalker-like....then whenever you're talking to women on here you turn into this creepy stalker dude.

I'll tell you what...the reason those jerks are exes is because the women weren't being treated the way they wanted to be. Thats what a lot of "nice guys" fail to realize. At the same time, you need to grab and maintain their interest. That's the tough part....
You have soo much to learn about life, jr. I didn't say I'd "sneak up on you" but if you think that's creepy, you're really in for a surprise. It may seem creepy/stalker to you but I was actually invited to join the dinner & movie if you remember.:yahoo:
And, while I agreee with the last statement, it still irritates me that these women fell for these guys in the first place. Most other guys can see right through their lies and BS but the women couldn't?
I've been around long enough to have seen what happens. Everything is "la la la" for the first few years and they are so loyal to their men, then it all gets trashed. In fact, I actually heard it happened to another gal just today at lunch. That's usually when I meet them and this is why I have the attitude that I have. Even an engineer should be able to see that...:evil:

Black-Francis
07-25-2009, 05:02 PM
very creepy

toppick08
07-25-2009, 05:54 PM
:rolleyes:

Beta84
07-25-2009, 05:59 PM
You have soo much to learn about life, jr. I didn't say I'd "sneak up on you" but if you think that's creepy, you're really in for a surprise. It may seem creepy/stalker to you but I was actually invited to join the dinner & movie if you remember.:yahoo:
And, while I agreee with the last statement, it still irritates me that these women fell for these guys in the first place. Most other guys can see right through their lies and BS but the women couldn't?
I've been around long enough to have seen what happens. Everything is "la la la" for the first few years and they are so loyal to their men, then it all gets trashed. In fact, I actually heard it happened to another gal just today at lunch. That's usually when I meet them and this is why I have the attitude that I have. Even an engineer should be able to see that...:evil:
you were jokingly invited, not actually invited. :huggy:

I've heard some saying where women marry men hoping they'll change and they don't, while men marry women hoping they won't change and they do. Point being, women seem to know what they want but don't pick the right guys for it quite frequently. They probably see it just like guys do, but they ignore it. Women in general spend far too much time with guys that they know aren't what they want, but hope they'll change...only to eventually get screwed over in the long run. They stay with them, fall in love, then blindly support all their faults (out of love, obviously) when it's just gonna end up in heartbreak. Obviously, the longer they deal with it, the worse it's gonna end. Until women figure that out EARLY and get out of relationships with guys that don't act right for them, they're doomed to be hurt again and again. I know quite a few women around here that could probably talk about their stories...things they ignored at first or hoped would change, blindly accepted once they fell in love, and then eventually were the reason for their breakups and heartbreak. I just hope they all learned from it and find better relationships the next time around :smile:

Oh and I find it interesting that you went from saying you're around my age to calling me junior and saying you've been around for a long time. You confused or somethin?

very creepy

:lol: yeah apparently this dude is a different age depending on his mood or something. :crazy:

smdavis65
07-25-2009, 06:07 PM
you were jokingly invited, not actually invited. :huggy:

I've heard some saying where women marry men hoping they'll change and they don't, while men marry women hoping they won't change and they do. Point being, women seem to know what they want but don't pick the right guys for it quite frequently. They probably see it just like guys do, but they ignore it. Women in general spend far too much time with guys that they know aren't what they want, but hope they'll change...only to eventually get screwed over in the long run. They stay with them, fall in love, then blindly support all their faults (out of love, obviously) when it's just gonna end up in heartbreak. Obviously, the longer they deal with it, the worse it's gonna end. Until women figure that out EARLY and get out of relationships with guys that don't act right for them, they're doomed to be hurt again and again. I know quite a few women around here that could probably talk about their stories...things they ignored at first or hoped would change, blindly accepted once they fell in love, and then eventually were the reason for their breakups and heartbreak. I just hope they all learned from it and find better relationships the next time around :smile:

Oh and I find it interesting that you went from saying you're around my age to calling me junior and saying you've been around for a long time. You confused or somethin?



:lol: yeah apparently this dude is a different age depending on his mood or something. :crazy:

I like how you two aren't even thirty and you already have all women figured out. You guys should write a book. :sarcasm:

kris31280
07-25-2009, 06:24 PM
I like how you two aren't even thirty and you already have all women figured out. You guys should write a book. :sarcasm:
... I'm almost 30 and even I don't have myself figured out :lmao: B's got some serious insight though. Now if he could just figure out how to get women to actually listen to his advice!

toppick08
07-25-2009, 06:40 PM
You know how those engineers are,...........the first to look up and say "it's raining" and drown.

toppick08
07-25-2009, 07:39 PM
you were jokingly invited, not actually invited. :huggy:

I've heard some saying where women marry men hoping they'll change and they don't, while men marry women hoping they won't change and they do. Point being, women seem to know what they want but don't pick the right guys for it quite frequently. They probably see it just like guys do, but they ignore it. Women in general spend far too much time with guys that they know aren't what they want, but hope they'll change...only to eventually get screwed over in the long run. They stay with them, fall in love, then blindly support all their faults (out of love, obviously) when it's just gonna end up in heartbreak. Obviously, the longer they deal with it, the worse it's gonna end. Until women figure that out EARLY and get out of relationships with guys that don't act right for them, they're doomed to be hurt again and again. I know quite a few women around here that could probably talk about their stories...things they ignored at first or hoped would change, blindly accepted once they fell in love, and then eventually were the reason for their breakups and heartbreak. I just hope they all learned from it and find better relationships the next time around :smile:

Oh and I find it interesting that you went from saying you're around my age to calling me junior and saying you've been around for a long time. You confused or somethin?



:lol: yeah apparently this dude is a different age depending on his mood or something. :crazy:

Hey junior,...:howdy:..:huggy:.......:biteme:..your pasty, can't swim in the water,..but loves Florida would last about 2 minutes here.............:rolleyes:

You don't know heat, my friend.

G6Uxh-xtU-g

Black-Francis
07-25-2009, 07:48 PM
Hey junior,...:howdy:..:huggy:.......:biteme:..your pasty, can't swim in the water,..but loves Florida would last about 2 minutes here.............:rolleyes:

You don't know heat, my friend.

G6Uxh-xtU-g

Is this a bad Jew joke?

toppick08
07-25-2009, 07:49 PM
Is this a bad Jew joke?

nope...

ItalianScallion
07-25-2009, 11:26 PM
very creepy
OMG! You've really outdone yourself now! 2 WORDS IN A ROW? :faint:
you were jokingly invited, not actually invited. :huggy:
:bawl:

I've heard some saying where women marry men hoping they'll change and they don't, while men marry women hoping they won't change and they do. Point being, women seem to know what they want but don't pick the right guys for it quite frequently. They probably see it just like guys do, but they ignore it. Women in general spend far too much time with guys that they know aren't what they want, but hope they'll change...only to eventually get screwed over in the long run. They stay with them, fall in love, then blindly support all their faults (out of love, obviously) when it's just gonna end up in heartbreak. Obviously, the longer they deal with it, the worse it's gonna end. Until women figure that out EARLY and get out of relationships with guys that don't act right for them, they're doomed to be hurt again and again. I know quite a few women around here that could probably talk about their stories...things they ignored at first or hoped would change, blindly accepted once they fell in love, and then eventually were the reason for their breakups and heartbreak. I just hope they all learned from it and find better relationships the next time around :smile:
I think we'd get along fine in person if you'd just respect your elders more by quitting the childish name calling.
As for your above statement, I couldn't agree with you more on it. It's exactly what I've seen in my 54 (soon to be 55) years of life.......OOPS!
It slipped out. At least now you know what you're dealing with.

Oh and I find it interesting that you went from saying you're around my age to calling me junior and saying you've been around for a long time. You confused or somethin?
:lol: yeah apparently this dude is a different age depending on his mood or something. :crazy:
It's a grown up thing. You'll find out later...maybe :whistle:
I like how you two aren't even thirty and you already have all women figured out. You guys should write a book. :sarcasm:
Thanks for the 2 compliments.....I think??

toppick08
07-26-2009, 09:13 AM
OMG! You've really outdone yourself now! 2 WORDS IN A ROW? :faint:

:bawl:

I think we'd get along fine in person if you'd just respect your elders more by quitting the childish name calling.
As for your above statement, I couldn't agree with you more on it. It's exactly what I've seen in my 54 (soon to be 55) years of life.......OOPS!
It slipped out. At least now you know what you're dealing with.

It's a grown up thing. You'll find out later...maybe :whistle:

Thanks for the 2 compliments.....I think??

:buddies:.we may be old,...:rolleyes:........but we ain't slow......

KmVRPl-hRAQ&feature=related

Beta84
07-26-2009, 11:05 AM
I like how you two aren't even thirty and you already have all women figured out. You guys should write a book. :sarcasm:
I just call em like I see em. At least the ones around my age, I dunno how they change when they get to your age :razz:

... I'm almost 30 and even I don't have myself figured out :lmao: B's got some serious insight though. Now if he could just figure out how to get women to actually listen to his advice!
it'll never happen. not a big deal.

You know how those engineers are,...........the first to look up and say "it's raining" and drown.
:rolleyes: mocking me cuz I'm an engineer? sorry for having a good education, i know it's a tough thing to understand for many people around here. maybe i should become a day laborer and be a real cool guy

Hey junior,...:howdy:..:huggy:.......:biteme:..your pasty, can't swim in the water,..but loves Florida would last about 2 minutes here.............:rolleyes:

You don't know heat, my friend.

I'm from Florida and lived there all my life ya dumbass. I don't know heat? The heat index has been around 100 this entire weekend and I've been out in it quite a bit. Can't swim? From FLORIDA! Basically everyone in Florida knows how to swim before they reach elementary school.

If you're gonna throw retarded insults at least get your facts straight. Why don't you go lick some more 19 yr olds.

Beta84
07-26-2009, 11:13 AM
I think we'd get along fine in person if you'd just respect your elders more by quitting the childish name calling.
As for your above statement, I couldn't agree with you more on it. It's exactly what I've seen in my 54 (soon to be 55) years of life.......OOPS!
It slipped out. At least now you know what you're dealing with.

It's a grown up thing. You'll find out later...maybe :whistle:

so you're 30 years older than me. That's about what I pegged your age at. How do you get off saying you're barely older than me? Guess it's that "grown up thing". Sounded like lying to me though. :lol:

Respect my elders? First, I didn't know how old you are and nobody really has an "age" in cyberspace unless they let it be known, so it's tough to respect elders when that's the case. Second, you never respected me, so why the hell should I respect you? The first time we ever interacted in this forum you insulted me because of my religion and told me I'm going to hell. I have no respect for any POS that thinks any less of me because of my chosen beliefs. Maybe you should try that respect thing first. Just because you're older doesn't mean you instantly deserve respect.

smdavis65
07-26-2009, 11:24 AM
I just call em like I see em. At least the ones around my age, I dunno how they change when they get to your age :razz:




:killingme

They get even harder to figure out "at my age"!

jwwb2000
07-26-2009, 01:02 PM
:killingme

They get even harder to figure out "at my age"!

I know I always get it wrong too...thought it was all about piece and quiet.....get a piece and then be quiet :shrug:

ItalianScallion
07-26-2009, 03:53 PM
so you're 30 years older than me. That's about what I pegged your age at. How do you get off saying you're barely older than me? Guess it's that "grown up thing". Sounded like lying to me though. :lol:
Respect my elders? First, I didn't know how old you are and nobody really has an "age" in cyberspace unless they let it be known, so it's tough to respect elders when that's the case. Second, you never respected me, so why the hell should I respect you? The first time we ever interacted in this forum you insulted me because of my religion and told me I'm going to hell. I have no respect for any POS that thinks any less of me because of my chosen beliefs. Maybe you should try that respect thing first. Just because you're older doesn't mean you instantly deserve respect.
Age is a state of mind IMHO so, mentally I'm young at heart even though numerically I'm that age.
And you couldn't be more wrong with your statement. The first time we interacted, I stated the only way to heaven and you came in and personally attacked me for it as if it was I who made up those rules. You hit me with all kinds of derogatory names and, if you go back to whatever thread it was, you'll see this is true.
I do not think "any less of you" because we have different beliefs. I actually think more compassionately about you because of your bad study habits.

toppick08
07-26-2009, 04:45 PM
I just call em like I see em. At least the ones around my age, I dunno how they change when they get to your age :razz:


it'll never happen. not a big deal.


:rolleyes: mocking me cuz I'm an engineer? sorry for having a good education, i know it's a tough thing to understand for many people around here. maybe i should become a day laborer and be a real cool guy


I'm from Florida and lived there all my life ya dumbass. I don't know heat? The heat index has been around 100 this entire weekend and I've been out in it quite a bit. Can't swim? From FLORIDA! Basically everyone in Florida knows how to swim before they reach elementary school.

If you're gonna throw retarded insults at least get your facts straight. Why don't you go lick some more 19 yr olds.

:killingme

:buddies:

Come with me in the fall...and you can swim the Pearl River ......:howdy:

toppick08
07-26-2009, 04:46 PM
so you're 30 years older than me. That's about what I pegged your age at. How do you get off saying you're barely older than me? Guess it's that "grown up thing". Sounded like lying to me though. :lol:

Respect my elders? First, I didn't know how old you are and nobody really has an "age" in cyberspace unless they let it be known, so it's tough to respect elders when that's the case. Second, you never respected me, so why the hell should I respect you? The first time we ever interacted in this forum you insulted me because of my religion and told me I'm going to hell. I have no respect for any POS that thinks any less of me because of my chosen beliefs. Maybe you should try that respect thing first. Just because you're older doesn't mean you instantly deserve respect.

Y'all should meet at the Lake.:jerry:

Black-Francis
07-26-2009, 04:48 PM
Y'all should meet at the Lake.:jerry:

:jerry: is right!

toppick08
07-26-2009, 05:31 PM
The day this smart ass skools me on anything,........let me know.

dn0121
07-26-2009, 05:32 PM
:killingme

:buddies:

Come with me in the fall...and you can swim the Pearl River ......:howdy:

Don't do it beta, do you really want to be known as the someone who got pearled by TP?

toppick08
07-26-2009, 05:34 PM
Don't do it beta, do you really want to be known as the someone who got pearled by TP?

:lol:

dn0121
07-26-2009, 05:48 PM
If Beta swims in TP's pearl river he will be banned.

Mikeru
07-26-2009, 10:20 PM
I really need to get in the habit of checking their ring finger. It'll save me a lot of time and effort. >_<;

StrawberryGal
07-26-2009, 10:29 PM
I really need to get in the habit of checking their ring finger. It'll save me a lot of time and effort. >_<;

Don't bet on that.... I'm married and I'm not wearing my wedding ring. Why? I didn't want to resize the ring just because I gained weight during pregnancy.

Also, some single women wear a ring on the wedding finger. :shrug:

ItalianScallion
07-26-2009, 10:48 PM
Y'all should meet at the Lake.:jerry:
Nah. If I drown him he'd end up in He!! and I don't want that on my conscience. Besides, it's too late for him to learn any manners. His excuse about not knowing anyones age in cyberspace is :bs:. You respect people you don't know first, then, if you lose respect for them, you still do not HAVE to disrespect them.

Black-Francis
07-26-2009, 10:53 PM
Nah. If I drown him he'd end up in He!! and I don't want that on my conscience. Besides, it's too late for him to learn any manners. His excuse about not knowing anyones age in cyberspace is :bs:. You respect people you don't know first, then, if you lose respect for them, you still do not HAVE to disrespect them.

creepy

ItalianScallion
07-26-2009, 11:12 PM
creepy
VERY!

Black-Francis
07-26-2009, 11:20 PM
VERY!

:yay:

Betalover
07-26-2009, 11:46 PM
Nah. If I drown him he'd end up in He!! and I don't want that on my conscience. Besides, it's too late for him to learn any manners. His excuse about not knowing anyones age in cyberspace is :bs:. You respect people you don't know first, then, if you lose respect for them, you still do not HAVE to disrespect them.

your old and you do not have a clue, Beta is very respectful!

jwwb2000
07-26-2009, 11:59 PM
you're old and you do not have a clue, Beta is very respectful!

:fixed:

you are welcome

smdavis65
07-27-2009, 12:18 AM
Nah. If I drown him he'd end up in He!! and I don't want that on my conscience. Besides, it's too late for him to learn any manners. His excuse about not knowing anyones age in cyberspace is :bs:. You respect people you don't know first, then, if you lose respect for them, you still do not HAVE to disrespect them.

Ummm... if you drown him, won't YOU end up in hell?

Beta84
07-27-2009, 12:33 AM
Age is a state of mind IMHO so, mentally I'm young at heart even though numerically I'm that age.
And you couldn't be more wrong with your statement. The first time we interacted, I stated the only way to heaven and you came in and personally attacked me for it as if it was I who made up those rules. You hit me with all kinds of derogatory names and, if you go back to whatever thread it was, you'll see this is true.
I do not think "any less of you" because we have different beliefs. I actually think more compassionately about you because of your bad study habits.
Couldn't be more wrong? I don't want to get into any religious argument here, but you are merely going based on an opinion. What if I told you that you'd be going to hell based on my beliefs? You don't know whether you're right or I'm right. You have absolutely no 100% definitive premise except for what YOU believe in YOUR heart. So don't feed me that crap. You may not realize it but it's insulting, rude, and downright hateful...and I have 0 respect for that.

Don't do it beta, do you really want to be known as the someone who got pearled by TP?
:killingme

I really need to get in the habit of checking their ring finger. It'll save me a lot of time and effort. >_<;
It doesn't help much. They could still be in a relationship or even married. OR could be wearing a ring to keep most guys away.

Nah. If I drown him he'd end up in He!! and I don't want that on my conscience. Besides, it's too late for him to learn any manners. His excuse about not knowing anyones age in cyberspace is :bs:. You respect people you don't know first, then, if you lose respect for them, you still do not HAVE to disrespect them.
Actually, you'd go to hell if you drowned me ya dumbass. Oh wait, you probably believe that everyone can do bad things but as long as they stay true to their religion, they can be saved! Talk about stupid. The point of religion isn't to stay 100% true to your religion, it's to be a good person! It's fundamentalists like you that have your wires crossed.

I don't need to know someone's age to determine whether or not I have respect for them. Go back to what I said higher up and you'll see why I have no respect for you. I don't really care if you agree, but that's how it goes. And I have better manners than most people...ask anyone that's actually met me. You just strike me as a POS and I have no need to be friendly toward you.

your old and you do not have a clue, Beta is very respectful!
:huggy:

Crewdawg141
07-27-2009, 09:27 AM
Don't bet on that.... I'm married and I'm not wearing my wedding ring. Why? I didn't want to resize the ring just because I gained weight during pregnancy.

Also, some single women wear a ring on the wedding finger. :shrug:

Rings do not matter. I have personally witnessed more "married" men leave the bar with a "friend" at the end of a night than the unmarked single guys. Besides if rings mattered I would be married currently and not still single.

dn0121
07-27-2009, 09:42 AM
They matter to some of us.

Beta84
07-27-2009, 09:48 AM
Rings do not matter. I have personally witnessed more "married" men leave the bar with a "friend" at the end of a night than the unmarked single guys. Besides if rings mattered I would be married currently and not still single.

I think you're missing the discussion. The ring suggestion was to determine who is taken and who isn't. Just because some married guy is leaving a bar with a "friend", that really doesn't have much to do with people who are looking for relationships.

kris31280
07-27-2009, 09:54 AM
A wise person once said, "Don't hate the player, hate the game." It's hard to hate the game and not the player if you don't know what the game is... once you know the game, then it's hard to hate either the player or the game because you didn't know the rules, which makes you the dumb arse for even attempting to play in the first place.

Beta84
07-27-2009, 09:57 AM
A wise person once said, "Don't hate the player, hate the game." It's hard to hate the game and not the player if you don't know what the game is... once you know the game, then it's hard to hate either the player or the game because you didn't know the rules, which makes you the dumb arse for even attempting to play in the first place.

:twitch:

:confused:

:jameo:

Crewdawg141
07-27-2009, 09:58 AM
I think you're missing the discussion. The ring suggestion was to determine who is taken and who isn't. Just because some married guy is leaving a bar with a "friend", that really doesn't have much to do with people who are looking for relationships.

No, I am hitting it right on the nail. Rings are not a determining factor of who is actually taken or not.

jwwb2000
07-27-2009, 10:00 AM
A wise person once said, "Don't hate the player, hate the game." It's hard to hate the game and not the player if you don't know what the game is... once you know the game, then it's hard to hate either the player or the game because you didn't know the rules, which makes you the dumb arse for even attempting to play in the first place.

:buddies:

Beta84
07-27-2009, 10:01 AM
No, I am hitting it right on the nail. Rings are not a determining factor of who is actually taken or not.

Except a married guy is still married. That's considered taken. Just cuz he's screwing around with a "friend" doesn't mean he's not married. Or do you mean guys wearing wedding rings that are actually single?

jwwb2000
07-27-2009, 10:04 AM
Except a married guy is still married. That's considered taken. Just cuz he's screwing around with a "friend" doesn't mean he's not married. Or do you mean guys wearing wedding rings that are actually single?


There are some married guys who just don't care if they cheat or not. Also, you have to put in the factor is that some married couples have an open relationship allowing them to freely go meet a "friend".

Crewdawg141
07-27-2009, 10:09 AM
There are some married guys who just don't care if they cheat or not. Also, you have to put in the factor is that some married couples have an open relationship allowing them to freely go meet a "friend".

Could you accept your marriage if your significant other was running amok with someone else? I know that I could not. My ex wore her ring "proudly" all the way to the hotel rooms that she was using as her party places.

toppick08
07-27-2009, 10:12 AM
Ladies love to flirt with married guys.........because they are safe.....:yay:

jwwb2000
07-27-2009, 10:13 AM
Could you accept your marriage if your significant other was running amok with someone else? I know that I could not. My ex wore her ring "proudly" all the way to the hotel rooms that she was using as her party places.


I didn't say it was right nor acceptable to me (one of the many reasons I am now happily divorced). I was just stating there are those out there who allow this kind of behavior and just those that don't care.

kris31280
07-27-2009, 10:16 AM
:twitch:

:confused:

:jameo:
Um... why the reaction? The smileys fail to express the thought.

Beta84
07-27-2009, 10:16 AM
There are some married guys who just don't care if they cheat or not. Also, you have to put in the factor is that some married couples have an open relationship allowing them to freely go meet a "friend".
I know some guys don't care if they cheat or not. My point was that it was a discussion about single people looking for Mr/Ms Right and how to pick out a single person versus a married person using the ring (and whether it was an accurate assumption or not), then a comment was made about married people still leaving the bar with someone else in their arms, and I didn't see how that was relevant. Not that stuff needs to be relevant in these forums but I was trying to bridge everything and couldn't! Single people looking for Mr/Ms Right wouldn't hook up with a married person, end of story. Only an idiot would think a married person would cheat on their SO with them and think there's going to be a happy ending.

Oh and as for open marriages....:crazy::crazy::crazy:

Crewdawg141
07-27-2009, 10:27 AM
Ladies love to flirt with married guys.........because they are safe.....:yay:

So I have seen. And there are guys that go out trolling for women with rings on for the thought of a safe hookup.

Crewdawg141
07-27-2009, 10:32 AM
I know some guys don't care if they cheat or not. My point was that it was a discussion about single people looking for Mr/Ms Right and how to pick out a single person versus a married person using the ring (and whether it was an accurate assumption or not), then a comment was made about married people still leaving the bar with someone else in their arms, and I didn't see how that was relevant. Not that stuff needs to be relevant in these forums but I was trying to bridge everything and couldn't! Single people looking for Mr/Ms Right wouldn't hook up with a married person, end of story. Only an idiot would think a married person would cheat on their SO with them and think there's going to be a happy ending.

Oh and as for open marriages....:crazy::crazy::crazy:

All that I am saying is the simple fact that a ring is does not really amount to a hill of beans anymore. A ring on the left hand might represent a married individual, a single person looking for an easy hookup, or a single person hoping to keep people away by simply flashing a ring. At one time it might have meant something, but in my opinion they are not worth the money spent on them.

Beta84
07-27-2009, 10:43 AM
All that I am saying is the simple fact that a ring is does not really amount to a hill of beans anymore. A ring on the left hand might represent a married individual, a single person looking for an easy hookup, or a single person hoping to keep people away by simply flashing a ring. At one time it might have meant something, but in my opinion they are not worth the money spent on them.
Gotcha. It's pretty sad these days...so many people just don't understand the point of marriage apparently. Whether its the commitment, the need to work hard to keep it going, or even why you should get married. Society is becoming stupid.

But now that I get your point about rings, see below!

They matter to some of us.

whome20603
07-27-2009, 10:44 AM
All that I am saying is the simple fact that a ring is does not really amount to a hill of beans anymore. A ring on the left hand might represent a married individual, a single person looking for an easy hookup, or a single person hoping to keep people away by simply flashing a ring. At one time it might have meant something, but in my opinion they are not worth the money spent on them.

You're not getting it :smack:

whome20603
07-27-2009, 10:45 AM
Gotcha. It's pretty sad these days...so many people just don't understand the point of marriage apparently. Whether its the commitment, the need to work hard to keep it going, or even why you should get married. Society is becoming stupid.

But now that I get your point about rings, see below!

You're not getting the point :smack:


WAIT, I think you just did...nevamind homie :dance:

Crewdawg141
07-27-2009, 10:53 AM
Gotcha. It's pretty sad these days...so many people just don't understand the point of marriage apparently. Whether its the commitment, the need to work hard to keep it going, or even why you should get married. Society is becoming stupid.

But now that I get your point about rings, see below!

Very well stated. I know that not all people view a ring or marriage lightly but they are getting drowned out by all of the bad apples. It just goes to show how hard it really is to find that right person. I am trying to avoid using EHarmony or some other site.

Crewdawg141
07-27-2009, 10:55 AM
You're not getting it :smack:

:buttkick: I got it a long time ago. Do not ever claim to know or understand women! You will be more confused and lost than you were when you started! And trying to find Ms./Mr. Right is no party either.

Beta84
07-27-2009, 10:59 AM
You're not getting the point :smack:


WAIT, I think you just did...nevamind homie :dance:

troublemaker! :buttkick:

:dye:

whome20603
07-27-2009, 11:04 AM
:buttkick: I got it a long time ago. Do not ever claim to know or understand women! You will be more confused and lost than you were when you started! And trying to find Ms./Mr. Right is no party either.

You mean, you never got the handbook?

troublemaker! :buttkick:

:dye:

:evil:

smdavis65
07-27-2009, 11:05 AM
Could you accept your marriage if your significant other was running amok with someone else? I know that I could not. My ex wore her ring "proudly" all the way to the hotel rooms that she was using as her party places.

:yeahthat: Ditto.


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