Has anybody tried exlax im a little backed up and wondering if it will work?

Has anybody tried exlax im a little backed up and wondering if it will work?

Please PM FredFlash, he's up on that! :killingme

Has anybody tried exlax im a little backed up and wondering if it will work?

It works for seagulls. They eat it up wrapped in a Thrasher's french fry.:drool:

why did he poo his pants

why did he poo his pants

With whom are you directing this query?

With whom are you directing this query?

you because you told me to PM fredflash

you because you told me to PM fredflash

Alright, I see now. Well, FF seems to have a solid grip on the subject of BS, and injects it whenever he deems it appropriate - in any thread. He suggests that he is a wealthy attorney down there in dallas, and has quite a huge history/legacy in that area.

Are you holding your nose yet? :lol:

Has anybody tried exlax im a little backed up and wondering if it will work?

Use plum juice. It's more natural for your system. If you are on any kind of pain meds, you'll get stopped up. In that case, Colace pills are your best bet.

I'm good at this stuff.

Oh, and if it works REALLY well, Scott tissue 12 packs are on sale at a good price at Kmart this week, I think two 12 packs for $11.. I'd give up some of my 80 rolls, but ya never know when you'll need them. YVW.

Miralax is over the counter now and works well. When I was on a lot of pain killers for my back I had problems and that did the trick.

Ex Lax doesn't work that well, or that fast.

I normally open it at the store when I buy it, take double or on BAD day a Triple Dose before I head home, and usually (sometimes it just DOESN'T work at all) a couple hours later it kicks in..

So if I was up at the Waldorf Mall suffering, about the time I got home I would have relief..

Use plum juice.
Where does one purchase plum juice?

Do you buy your own plums and juice them?

What a shiaty thread.....:coffee:

I'm not sure what I hate worse, NOT being able to poo for days or a mass exodus out the anal due to over stimulated bowels....

You're right topp.... shiaty thread, shiaty subject.

Where does one purchase plum juice?

Do you buy your own plums and juice them?

Don't you work at a grocery store? :eyebrow:

You can get plumb juice, as well as prune juice which were originally plumbs anyway, which do you think is juicier?

Don't you work at a grocery store? :eyebrow:

You can get plumb juice, as well as prune juice which were originally plumbs anyway, which do you think is juicier?
Prune juice is a no brainer but I've never heard of plum juice or at least it put that way.

PLOP PLOP FIZ FIZ, OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS.

Should have been the slogan for Exlax rather than Alka-Seltzer :killingme

Don't you work at a grocery store? :eyebrow:

You can get plumb juice,

Does it keep you centered?? Gives you a level head?

Does it keep you centered?? Gives you a level head?

:lol:

Does it keep you centered?? Gives you a level head?

:doh: