Y'ah ever sit at your desk and, after a few minutes of wondering what the hell died in your desk, you realize it is your sneakers?

Today's bouquet is a rich and frothy mixture of cat urine with essence of dog #### a la hot sunny day.

Neither of those fine scents are actually in or on my shoes. Which tells you all you need to know, and really didn't want to know, about what can happen in a pair of well worn, yet still serviceable, Nike's.

Good Gawd. :geek:

Y'ah ever sit at your desk and, after a few minutes of wondering what the hell died in your desk, you realize it is your sneakers?

Today's bouquet is a rich and frothy mixture of cat urine with essence of dog #### a la hot sunny day.

Neither of those fine scents are actually in or on my shoes. Which tells you all you need to know, and really didn't want to know, about what can happen in a pair of well worn, yet still serviceable, Nike's.

Good Gawd. :geek:

You should smell my sons golf shoes.....On second thought I would not do that if I was you. :geek:

You should smell my sons golf shoes.....On second thought I would not do that if I was you. :geek:

:lol:

Golf shoes are GREAT! Always getting wet and filled with sand and grass (biomass, ie, rot).

I opened my MX bag the other day. It's got all the kewl gear in it I only wear on hard ride days which has been a month or so plus spare helmet and, great googa mooga, the pants, shirt, padded undergarments, sweat soaked knee pads...

:evil:

My husband has told me numerous times that it's a good thing I was born without the sense of smell. It comes in handy in regards to his feet and shoes. :lol:

NOTHING smells worse than hockey gear....NOTHING.

:lol:

Golf shoes are GREAT! Always getting wet and filled with sand and grass (biomass, ie, rot).

I opened my MX bag the other day. It's got all the kewl gear in it I only wear on hard ride days which has been a month or so plus spare helmet and, great googa mooga, the pants, shirt, padded undergarments, sweat soaked knee pads...

:evil:

Yeah I bet that stinks!!!!!!!

His golf shoes are real bad. He has worn them everyday all summer long. He lives at the Golf course.

I wish I could spend that much time golfing. :cds:

Yeah I bet that stinks!!!!!!!

His golf shoes are real bad. He has worn them everyday all summer long. He lives at the Golf course.

I wish I could spend that much time golfing. :cds:

That's great! What a time of life!!! :buddies:

NOTHING smells worse than hockey gear....NOTHING.

MX gear is hockey gear. Plus dirt. :evil:

NOTHING smells worse than hockey gear....NOTHING.
Try teenage male long distance runner shoes after 6 months (although 1 month is long enough to be honest) of daily runs in all weather. :faint:

Try teenage male long distance runner shoes after 6 months (although 1 month is long enough to be honest) of daily runs in all weather. :faint:

My running shoes are nowhere near as bad because they breathe so well.

My running shoes are nowhere near as bad because they breathe so well.
Mine were kept in a gym bag. That may have something to do with it. I was banned from bringing them in the house they were so bad at one point.

For some reason my worst shoes are these beaded slip-ons from the farmer's market I got to wear with my Renn Faire costume. I don't know if it's from the trips to Faire or the material, but I've definitely worn them to work and regretted my decision.

Oh, the worst is flip flops on a hot day, and you get that lovely mixture of sweat and dirt on the sole between the ball of your foot and toes. Ew.

Mine were kept in a gym bag. That may have something to do with it. I was banned from bringing them in the house they were so bad at one point.

WMD's.

WMD's.
If the allies had my shoes during WW1, they could have brought Germany to its knees before the U.S. ever got involved. Mustard gas/Phosene/:geek: have nothing on my feet.

If the allies had my shoes during WW1, they could have brought Germany to its knees before the U.S. ever got involved. Mustard gas/Phosene/:geek: have nothing on my feet.

If they had my gear bag in Phuket, the tidal wave would have gone back where it came from.


:lol:


Your turn!

If they had my gear bag in Phuket, the tidal wave would have gone back where it came from.


:lol:


Your turn!
If my shoes had been around, the dinosaurs never would have evolved out of the primordial ooze.

If my shoes had been around, the dinosaurs never would have evolved out of the primordial ooze.

My gear bag is primordial ooze. :lol:

My gear bag is primordial ooze. :lol:
My tennis shoes CAUSED the Big Bang.

My tennis shoes CAUSED the Big Bang.

Well, we just ran out of territory! :lol:

:buddies:

Well, we just ran out of territory! :lol:

:buddies:
When GOD farts, it smells like your gear bag.

NOTHING smells worse than hockey gear....NOTHING.

try an unventilated high school wrestling practice room.
:barf:

try an unventilated high school wrestling practice room.
:barf:

They don't make ventilated ones; environmental hazard. :lol:

I will repeat...NOTHING is worse than hockey gear

I will repeat...NOTHING is worse than hockey gear

No. MX is worse. It's got 'lectrolytes.

I will repeat...NOTHING is worse than hockey gear
Catt???

Catt???

Nope....but this is the one thing we totally agree on.

No. MX is worse. It's got 'lectrolytes.

Nope...I could bring my son's hockey gear that has been airing out for 4 yrs and give you a sniff..You would change your opinion instantaneously.

Nope....but this is the one thing we totally agree on.

OMG...I remember riding with my son and another kid after a tournament..where were we..Richmond? I though we would die.

My son's favorite thing was to remove his gloves and come up behind me (or one of the other moms) and wrap his hands around our face.

Our dog was skunked last year...smelled like roses compared to hockey stink.

try an unventilated high school wrestling practice room.
:barf:

Nope. Hockey gear. I ga-run-tee. :lol:

*lightbulb* Hmmm... a hockey gear scarecrow might be just what we need to keep the deer out of the garden!

Our dog was skunked last year...smelled like roses compared to hockey stink.
:roflmao:

I thankfully still have yet to experience the aromatic pleasure known as a car full of teenage boys after a weekend hike before they have learned the wonders of deodorant.

:yahoo:

:roflmao:

I thankfully still have yet to experience the aromatic pleasure known as a car full of teenage boys after a weekend hike before they have learned the wonders of deodorant.

:yahoo:You are way too excited about the idea...:eyebrow: