Larry Gude
10-07-2009, 07:35 AM
Trying to land that picky prude, that Captain Kirk type who desires to go where no man has gone before?
Perhaps you had a little too much fun in college and you need a tune up, perhaps a retread?
Maybe you just want to start all over again?
Maybe you live in an Islamic nation and your misspent youth has just left you...####ed...as far as upward mobility and marrying into wealth and power and that two camel garage?
That's right, ladies! Ho Be Gone is for you!
Egyptian Lawmakers to Ban Kit That Helps Women Fake Virginity - Women's Health - FOXNews.com (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,560241,00.html?test=latestnews)
CAIRO — Conservative Egyptian lawmakers have called for a ban on imports of a Chinese-made kit meant to help women fake their virginity and one scholar has even called for the "exile" of anyone who imports or uses it.
The Artificial Virginity Hymen kit, distributed by the Chinese company Gigimo, costs about $30. It is intended to help newly married women fool their husbands into believing they are virgins — culturally important in a conservative Middle East where sex before marriage is considered by many to be illicit. The product leaks a blood-like substance when inserted and broken.
Sign of the times; Even virtue is made in China.
Perhaps you had a little too much fun in college and you need a tune up, perhaps a retread?
Maybe you just want to start all over again?
Maybe you live in an Islamic nation and your misspent youth has just left you...####ed...as far as upward mobility and marrying into wealth and power and that two camel garage?
That's right, ladies! Ho Be Gone is for you!
Egyptian Lawmakers to Ban Kit That Helps Women Fake Virginity - Women's Health - FOXNews.com (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,560241,00.html?test=latestnews)
CAIRO — Conservative Egyptian lawmakers have called for a ban on imports of a Chinese-made kit meant to help women fake their virginity and one scholar has even called for the "exile" of anyone who imports or uses it.
The Artificial Virginity Hymen kit, distributed by the Chinese company Gigimo, costs about $30. It is intended to help newly married women fool their husbands into believing they are virgins — culturally important in a conservative Middle East where sex before marriage is considered by many to be illicit. The product leaks a blood-like substance when inserted and broken.
Sign of the times; Even virtue is made in China.