A kindergarden pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know the cat was dead?", she asked him. "Because i pissed in it's ear and it didn't move", answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know", explained the boy, "I leaned over and went









PSSSTTT!", and it didn't move". :killingme

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