Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No crap, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall! *******************************************

And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?

:lol: I love it! I think there is humor in just about everything!

:roflmao: Those were great!

:lol: I love it! I think there is humor in just about everything!

Aaaahh.....Who needs Leno? WE have Bay Kat.

I hope this is a regular thing now. I get a kick outta these.:killingme

Aaaahh.....Who needs Leno? WE have Bay Kat.

I hope this is a regular thing now. I get a kick outta these.:killingme

Leno isn't the same without fruitcake lady :bawl:

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So yeah... who needs Leno :lmao:

Bay Kat :patriot:

Leno isn't the same without fruitcake lady :bawl:


So yeah... who needs Leno :lmao:

Bay Kat :patriot:

OMG! :killingme:killingme:killingme

I'd never seen that before! I want to be JUST LIKE HER when I grow up!!! :killingme:killingme