:whistle:Does anyone know of a good, workable, no/low investment, legit get-rich-quick scheme? And before you think I'm lazy, I work 10 hours a day on top of a 3-hour commute each day. Thing is, I like doing a LOT of things on the computer so it may as well be something productive and lucrative, if possible. On second thought, it doesn't have to be that quick to get rich, but at least be interesting. Although, if possible, quickly rich is preferred.

Sure send me your money. I will HOOK you up

Start a porn site.

:whistle:Does anyone know of a good, workable, no/low investment, legit get-rich-quick scheme? And before you think I'm lazy, I work 10 hours a day on top of a 3-hour commute each day. Thing is, I like doing a LOT of things on the computer so it may as well be something productive and lucrative, if possible. On second thought, it doesn't have to be that quick to get rich, but at least be interesting. Although, if possible, quickly rich is preferred.
If you get me quick, then what are you gonna do with me?

Start a porn site.

OK. I'll await the video you will send me with instructions on how to set it up as long as you provide me a 14-day free trial and then I'll cancel in 13. Hey, thanks for the idea!

Sure send me your money. I will HOOK you up

YOU first. I need proof.

If you get me quick, then what are you gonna do with me?

hmmmmm. do you come with a paint brush?

hmmmmm. do you come with a paint brush?

Umm, maybe :whistle:

invest get vested b4 you are tested gr8 motto

:dork:

Sure send me your money. I will HOOK up with you

:faint:

OK. I'll await the video you will send me with instructions on how to set it up as long as you provide me a 14-day free trial and then I'll cancel in 13. Hey, thanks for the idea!

I thought you said YOU wanted a get rich quick business?

I already have a business and don't need another one.

I'm going to win the Lotto tonight.

I'm going to win the Lotto tonight.

Then you're going to be sharing it with me cause I'm winning tonight.

I'm going to win the Lotto tonight.

Will you take me to lunch?

Will you take me to lunch?

I know I nice little place in the Keys I've been dying to lunch at, if you'll fly, I'll buy!

Start a porn site.
Oh, I thought you were going to give me advice from your own experience on how I could start my own porn site so I could get rich too.

I know I nice little place in the Keys I've been dying to lunch at, if you'll fly, I'll buy!

You should buy me an airplane with your lotto winnings. Then I can fly you to the Keys. :yay:

Start a porn site.

:yeahthat:

This is almost a surefire way to load up with cash.

Unfortunately, starting one of these up does look like it requires a non-insignificant amount of starting capital. So as much as I would love to personally be a mogul in this department, I can't even be an upstart on account'a a lack of funds.

However, I do have a once-in-a-lifetime offer for any hot chick who wants to take a chance. I have a video camera and a digital camera. I can hook up some "home-made" POV type stuff. If it fails, I can't promise any compensation, except for the satisfaction of a sincere effort and honest work - but if it is a success, I'll split the cash with you 60-40.




Well... 70-30.

Oh, I thought you were going to give me advice from your own experience on how I could start my own porn site so I could get rich too.

If I had a porn site and was rich, I wouldn't be in Great Mills typing on a forum. I'd be in the Keys lunching with Kwillia.

If I had a porn site and was rich, I wouldn't be in Great Mills typing on a forum. I'd be in the Keys lunching with Kwillia.

Way too easy Vrai......... :doh:

Hi everyone! I'm a retard and think that some get-rich-quick schemes actually work! I don't understand why these legitimate options aren't spread around to absolutely everyone, so we can ALL get rich quick, but nonetheless I am hoping that some of you will share your schemes with me.

I have a great get-rich-quick scheme but I won't talk about it here. We can talk on the side, but it's not that expensive to start with and after a few payments the rewards will go at about 10x what you put in at a minimum!

And if you believe that, I have some swampland in Florida I'd like to sell you

If I had a porn site and was rich, I wouldn't be in Great Mills typing on a forum. I'd be in the Keys lunching with Kwillia.

You should make a porn.somd.com link and watch your income go skyhigh from all us local pervs. :lol:

Not really a Get Rich quick gimmick.. Find a product and sell it at the farmers market.

Pet Sitting...
Closet Organization..
Bikini Car Wash (haha)
Event Planner (Throw High End parties)
Lango (Teach young kids a foreign language.

I have a great get-rich-quick scheme but I won't talk about it here. We can talk on the side, but it's not that expensive to start with and after a few payments the rewards will go at about 10x what you put in at a minimum!

And if you believe that, I have some swampland in Florida I'd like to sell you

Beta, you forgot to put your name in the quote you so kindly revised for me. You might want to post your e-mail address too. Scammers love retards.

Beta, you forgot to put your name in the quote you so kindly revised for me. You might want to post your e-mail address too. Scammers love retards.

you do realize that "get rich quick" will ALWAYS be a scam...right? So pray tell, how does that not make you the retard since you're looking to buy into a scam?

you do realize that "get rich quick" will ALWAYS be a scam...right? So pray tell, how does that not make you the retard since you're looking to buy into a scam?

For pete crap sake, beta. give it a rest! :nerd: :lol:

For pete crap sake, beta. give it a rest! :nerd: :lol:

yeah I need to let people make their own mistakes :lol:

i was trying to scam them out of some money though :ohwell:

you do realize that "get rich quick" will ALWAYS be a scam...right? So pray tell, how does that not make you the retard since you're looking to buy into a scam?

Oh brother. Let me re-phrase that then. How about 'retard with attitude'.

Oh brother. Let me re-phrase that then. How about 'retard with attitude'.

I was just trying to prevent you from sinking money into a get rich quick scheme that's bound to fail and screw you out of more money. Usually being harsh sinks in better to people that don't have a clue. Sorry if I offended you :huggy:

ahh. tough love.

I was just trying to prevent you from sinking money into a get rich quick scheme that's bound to fail and screw you out of more money. Usually being harsh sinks in better to people that don't have a clue. Sorry if I offended you :huggy:

Aaaaaaawusschoo. Excuse me.

Aaaaaaawusschoo. Excuse me.

:lol: c'mon for as nice as that was, it still had some nasty commentary. :dance:

:whistle:Does anyone know of a good, workable, no/low investment, legit get-rich-quick scheme?




ACORN is offering Tax Avoidance, Teen prostitution advice .....

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you have to like working on your back

ACORN is offering Tax Avoidance, Teen prostitution advice .....

:whistle:


you have to like working on your back

sounds perfect. do you still have their address?