I suffered a flameout last night after about 30 minutes or so of good, clean, All American fun. No, I wasn't alone. :tap:

This is rather odd for me and I can't remember the last time. I think her name was Cleopatra. :shrug: I had a long day, lots of paperwork and planning but I got everything I wanted done, done, which is usually cause for more wood, not less. :shrug:

The only thing I can find to blame, at the moment, is IPA. We dined a Chez Solomoms Pier last night, good food, good service, fun time. However, I had 3 IPA's, DogFish which I adore. :yum:

Then, because we were in full blown conversation mode, we split a pitcher.
Further, I had a low pressure (the rain) headache. However, I was fine to drive as we were there for several hours. I could feel it but, I was fine. For you nanny staters, I am a big guy as well. :neener:

My question is this; rockfish bites or crab balls, which is best?

Oh, and have you ever had a specific beer give you...problems??? :jameo:

:twitch:

:lalala: Vrai, make it stop! :lalala:

:lalala: Vrai, make it stop! :lalala:

Never mind, not going there. :mum:

:Laughingandpointing:


:lmao:

I say rockfish bites :yay::yay:

here ya go...yw (http://blog.pricegrabber.com/familytime/files/2008/11/erector-set.jpg)

:drummer:

here ya go...yw (http://blog.pricegrabber.com/familytime/files/2008/11/erector-set.jpg)

:drummer:

That's twice today :killingme

:lalala: Vrai, make it stop! :lalala:Sounds like she already did. :whistle:

Sounds like she already did. :whistle:

SHE didn't. :smack: It was age, being tired and beer. Maybe GWguy can lend Larry some of his pills :lmao:

Buttwiper gives me bubble guts and loose poops :shrug:

SHE didn't. :smack: It was age, being tired and beer. Maybe GWguy can lend Larry some of his pills :lmao:

:eyebrow: 'squeeze me, but I don't need no stinking pills... tyvm.

:eyebrow: 'squeeze me, but I don't need no stinking pills... tyvm.

Blood pressure pills...:duh:

:eyebrow: 'squeeze me, but I don't need no stinking pills... tyvm.

Is that why you don't need pills? :lol:

Is that why you don't need pills? :lol:

Ahhh.... if I was crude, I'd say something like, oh, I dunno.....

You wanna find out? :smirk:

But I'm better than that, so I won't say it.

BTW, see you in 2 weeks.....

I suffered a flameout last night after about 30 minutes or so of good, clean, All American fun. No, I wasn't alone. :tap:



Don't let all these meanies get to you. I've had similar problems as I've gotten older. Now that I'm 44, I'm only good for two or three times a night. It's just part of aging.

I expect that I'll have a night that I can't perform once I reach your advanced age. Thank God that's still 30 years away.

Should have had the oysters.......:coffee:

IPA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Phonetic_Alphabet)

The International Phonetic Alphabet (IPA) is a system of phonetic notation based on the Latin alphabet, devised by the International Phonetic Association as a standardized representation of the sounds of spoken language.

:shrug:

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IPA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Phonetic_Alphabet)

The International Phonetic Alphabet (IPA) is a system of phonetic notation based on the Latin alphabet, devised by the International Phonetic Association as a standardized representation of the sounds of spoken language.

:shrug:

International Psychogeriatric Association.

International Permafrost Association.

Initial Performance Assessment.

Interface Propogation Analysis.

Innocence Protection Act.

Inactive Penis Anonymous

Ahhh.... if I was crude, I'd say something like, oh, I dunno.....

You wanna find out? :smirk:

But I'm better than that, so I won't say it.

BTW, see you in 2 weeks.....

:lmao:

It's 8:30 Larry how did it go last night/this morning?

This takes the cake!

It's 8:30 Larry how did it go last night/this morning?

Well, now that's he's sobered up and Vrai probably chastised him for talking about this (notice she hasn't chimed in here....)....... :lol:

Well, now that's he's sobered up and Vrai probably chastised him for talking about this (notice she hasn't chimed in here....)....... :lol:

Maybe she is too exhausted?

Vrai probably chastised him for talking about this (notice she hasn't chimed in here....)....... :lol:

We have a winnah. :lol:

I don't see what the big deal is. There ain't a guy alive over 40 who hasn't had an off night (except MMdad) and it is quite a defeating feeling, worthy of thought and discussion and it ain't got nothing to do with her, at all. As I say, things went great for a good time. And then, the decline. The point when life was no longer worth living. The...unhappy ending. :lol:

In any event, I'm glad to see everyone is giving this issue the concern and serious thought it demands instead of trying to make big jokes of it all.

Oh, the cure;


Hard crabs and Sam Adams :buddies:

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Well, now that's he's sobered up and Vrai probably chastised him for talking about this (notice she hasn't chimed in here....)....... :lol:

Maybe she is too exhausted?

Hand cramps?

We have a winnah. :lol:

I don't see what the big deal is. There ain't a guy alive over 40 who hasn't had an off night (except MMdad) and it is quite a defeating feeling, worthy of thought and discussion and it ain't got nothing to do with her, at all. As I say, things went great for a good time. And then, the decline. The point when life was no longer worth living. The...unhappy ending. :lol:

In any event, I'm glad to see everyone is giving this issue the concern and serious thought it demands instead of trying to make big jokes of it all.

Oh, the cure;


Hard crabs and Sam Adams :buddies:

You certainly wouldn't want any SOFT shelled crabs.....

You certainly wouldn't want any SOFT shelled crabs.....

Been working on that one, huh? :lol:

You might want to keep a tube of this "handy"

http://forums.somd.com/news-current-events/190495-new-super-viagra-rub-cream.html

Why me?

:doh:

Why me?

:doh:
Chin up... little buckaroo... things will be lookin' up again before ya know it...:huggy:

Me first next time :dye:

:doh:
:fixed:

Why me?

:doh:

You got 30 minutes before the IPA kicked in. :shrug:

Why me?

:doh:

My dad had a saying... "Better you than me!"

I think when someone's spouse goes TMI on a public forum, you should be able to kill them and bury them in the backyard without legal repercussion.

I think when someone's spouse goes TMI on a public forum, you should be able to kill them and bury them in the backyard without legal repercussion.

I wouldn't even give him the dignity of a burial.

I think when someone's spouse goes TMI on a public forum, you should be able to kill them and bury them in the backyard without legal repercussion.

Your best bet is not to keep the evidence.

I think when someone's spouse goes TMI on a public forum, you should be able to kill them and bury them in the backyard without legal repercussion.
Seriously, what's up with your man... oh, nevermind.

I think when someone's spouse goes TMI on a public forum, you should be able to kill them and bury them in the backyard without legal repercussion.

I have a septic and we'll get some extra lime :evil:

I have a septic and we'll get some extra lime :evil:

7Bplk4CLLdI

Seriously, what's up with your man... oh, nevermind.

:killingme

Stop abusing Mr. Happy or whatever you call it. Over the years your clogging your veins with food and drinking beer. If your gona do the Nasty that night just stay away from fried food and beer. Hopefully he will work for a few more years. If you need extra help my husband has some re-bar and cement you can try. And yes you can bury him in the backyard as long as you have his life insurance paid up. And remember ladies.....battery's are cheaper than men.

Seriously, what's up with your man... oh, nevermind.

Har.

UaEC-lWSlmI&feature

I think when someone's spouse goes TMI on a public forum, you should be able to kill them and bury them in the backyard without legal repercussion.

Just help him remember his post......"Limp Larry" :yay:

I suffered a flameout last night after about 30 minutes or so of good, clean, All American fun. No, I wasn't alone. :tap:

This is rather odd for me and I can't remember the last time. I think her name was Cleopatra. :shrug: I had a long day, lots of paperwork and planning but I got everything I wanted done, done, which is usually cause for more wood, not less. :shrug:

The only thing I can find to blame, at the moment, is IPA. We dined a Chez Solomoms Pier last night, good food, good service, fun time. However, I had 3 IPA's, DogFish which I adore. :yum:

Then, because we were in full blown conversation mode, we split a pitcher.
Further, I had a low pressure (the rain) headache. However, I was fine to drive as we were there for several hours. I could feel it but, I was fine. For you nanny staters, I am a big guy as well. :neener:

My question is this; rockfish bites or crab balls, which is best?

Oh, and have you ever had a specific beer give you...problems??? :jameo:

Oh my.

I think when someone's spouse goes TMI on a public forum, you should be able to kill them and bury them in the backyard without legal repercussion.
I have five wooded acres and a backhoe.

Im just saying.

I have five wooded acres and a backhoe.

Im just saying.

Can I borrow the backhoe?

There ain't a guy alive over 40 who hasn't had an off night Speak for yourself there softy!

Just help him remember his post......"Limp Larry" :yay:

Oh hell, now I've got to buy a new LCD monitor! Mine just flashed, crashed and burned! I had just gulped a bit of Glenlivet, and now the monitor has payed the price!

:killingme:killingme:killingme

for a somewhat serious reply... I dated an alcoholic for 5 years and YES, certain beers will give you problems in that department. OR having too much can give you problems too.... alcohol allows the blood vessels to expand quicker or something - and this makes the penis stay 'relaxed' so even if you get an erection, it won't last long...

Next time you have a nightcap planned, go easy on the brew... or stop a couple of hours before and drink a couple of glasses of water to try and flush it out of your system :buddies:

News - Study links motorcycles and erectile dysfunction - Clutch and Chrome (http://www.clutchandchrome.com/News/0811/News0811053.htm)

News - Study links motorcycles and erectile dysfunction - Clutch and Chrome (http://www.clutchandchrome.com/News/0811/News0811053.htm)

I was JUST wondering about that very thing this morning! GMTA

Please. No more. :banghead:

:lmao: Poor Vrai......

Please. No more. :banghead:
The Effects Of Alcohol & Erectile Dysfunction | Erectile Dysfunction (http://www.micronutra.com/journal/ed/the-effects-of-alcohol-and-erectile-dysfunction)

Just trying to help you kids out. :biggrin:

Please. No more. :banghead:

Just as I suspected!

Doctors in Japan, who published studies on the dangers in the International Journal Of Impotence Research, said seats on most motorcycles put undue pressure on the perineum, the area between the anus and the scrotum, and restricted blood flow to the penis.


My perineum has been under TONS of pressure this last week; WHAM. WHAM. WHAM. Crash. WHAM. WHAM. WHAM. Crash.

:lmao: Poor Vrai......

Vrai? What about my premiuminium? :tap:

The Effects Of Alcohol & Erectile Dysfunction | Erectile Dysfunction (http://www.micronutra.com/journal/ed/the-effects-of-alcohol-and-erectile-dysfunction)

Just trying to help you kids out. :biggrin:

What does it say about brain dysfunction?

Or is that the same thing?

What does it say about brain dysfunction?

Or is that the same thing?
Sexual Dysfunction: The Brain-Body Connection, Vol. 29 -- HERU 166 (3): 377 -- Am J Psychiatry (http://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/cgi/content/full/166/3/377)

They seem to be linked.

What does it say about brain dysfunction?

Or is that the same thing?

This totally makes sense;

Almost 46 percent of the 150 men in the study who rode their bikes for about three hours every weekend reportedly had problems gaining an erection or emptying their bladders. Doctors conducted the survey also concluded that vibrations also caused a decrease in two growth hormones in the bladder and prostate related to bladder relaxation.


I have never had to go piss so many times in my life this past week.

Vrai? What about my premiuminium? :tap:

I hear it's a very sensitive erogenous zone :roflmao:

I hear it's a very sensitive erogenous zone :roflmao:

Why the hell you think I ride as much as I can? Because it hurts? :tap:

:evil:

Chin up... little buckaroo... things will be lookin' up again before ya know it...:huggy:

Chin should be down, nose should be up.

Chin should be down, nose should be up.

:confused: They're connected... at least on MY face they are.... how do you do that, make them go in different directions??

:confused: They're connected... at least on MY face they are.... how do you do that, make them go in different directions??


poor GW, has it been that long?

poor GW, has it been that long?

no comment.... :ohwell:

:confused: They're connected... at least on MY face they are.... how do you do that, make them go in different directions??

You try the "other" position :yay:

:confused: They're connected... at least on MY face they are.... how do you do that, make them go in different directions??

Keep making fun of a guy with E.D.....:killingme

no comment.... :ohwell:


We need to find you a lady (in the streets and a freak in the sheets)

We need to find you a lady (in the streets and a freak in the sheets)

I know someone like that.... :whistle:

We need to find you a lady (in the streets and a freak in the sheets)

I know someone like that.... :whistle:

:twitch:

Lord, help me......

I know someone like that.... :whistle:

Well hook 'em up already!!:yay:

:twitch:

Lord, help me......


Come out to the bar with us tonight. When you get off work.

Come out to the bar with us tonight. When you get off work.

http://forums.somd.com/share-joke/193369-i-m-never-drinking-again.html

poor gw

Just as I suspected!



My perineum has been under TONS of pressure this last week; WHAM. WHAM. WHAM. Crash. WHAM. WHAM. WHAM. Crash.

Vrai? What about my premiuminium? :tap:

I always called it the taint or gooch. :mad: