A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...



+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $250.00


The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politician?"


The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of sh*t, it takes all morning."

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One looks up from his meal and says to the other,"Does this taste funny to you?"

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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...


+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Republican: $17.00
+ Baked Democrat : $250.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a price difference for the Democrat ?"

The cook replied,
"Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of sh*t, it takes all morning."

Two canibills were eating a man...One started at the head and the other started at the foot...About half way through one looked up and asked: "How are you doing" other one replied: "Doin great, I'm havin a ball".....:drummer:

Two canibills were eating a man...One started at the head and the other started at the foot...About half way through one looked up and asked: "How are you doing" other one replied: "Doin great, I'm havin a ball".....:drummer:

Haha - that's awesome!

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Oh dad, there's one."
"No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."
"No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Oh dad, there's one."
"No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."
"No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."
:lmao:

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his uncle in the woods?

When do cannibals leave the table?
When everyone's eaten.

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just can't seem to get them tender."

The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"

The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."

"Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder ... those are FRIARS!"