Dear Bird Women:

vraiblonde · 05-16-2007, 04:39 PM

You would be proud of me.

A baby bird got stuck between my sliding glass doors - don't ask me how the stupid thing got in there. Instead of spraying it with hairspray and watching it's feather crunch up, I took the door off so birdie could be free.

Unfortunately, they don't say "bird brain" for nothing, because then it wanted to sit there and cheep at me instead of flying to freedom. Once I explained to it that I was getting ready to go get the hairspray, it hopped off.

I suspect it is too young to fly, and now either it's mother will come get it or it will become a cat toy.

But I did my part in the bird rescue.

*Dougstermd* ^(Premo) · 05-16-2007, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by vraiblonde

You would be proud of me.

A baby bird got stuck between my sliding glass doors - don't ask me how the stupid thing got in there. Instead of spraying it with hairspray and watching it's feather crunch up, I took the door off so birdie could be free.

Unfortunately, they don't say "bird brain" for nothing, because then it wanted to sit there and cheep at me instead of flying to freedom. Once I explained to it that I was getting ready to go get the hairspray, it hopped off.

I suspect it is too young to fly, and now either it's mother will come get it or it will become a cat toy.

But I did my part in the bird rescue.

You can lead a bird to water... wait nebermind

gotta thin the herd somehow

jenbengen · 05-16-2007, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vraiblonde

You would be proud of me.

A baby bird got stuck between my sliding glass doors - don't ask me how the stupid thing got in there. Instead of spraying it with hairspray and watching it's feather crunch up, I took the door off so birdie could be free.

Unfortunately, they don't say "bird brain" for nothing, because then it wanted to sit there and cheep at me instead of flying to freedom. Once I explained to it that I was getting ready to go get the hairspray, it hopped off.

I suspect it is too young to fly, and now either it's mother will come get it or it will become a cat toy.

But I did my part in the bird rescue.

Good job. You've earned your Girl Scout animal rescue patch.

*kwillia* ^(Premo) · 05-16-2007, 04:56 PM

You've turned a corner, Vrai. You'll be raising possums, coons, motherless kittens and boxers before ya know it!

Just promise you will never get a horse...

Nickel · 05-16-2007, 04:57 PM

I found a dead fish in my pond filter but it was too far gone for CPR.

I threw it away, but should I have put it in the bird feeder?

*RoseRed* ^(Premo) · 05-16-2007, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vraiblonde

You would be proud of me.

A baby bird got stuck between my sliding glass doors - don't ask me how the stupid thing got in there. Instead of spraying it with hairspray and watching it's feather crunch up, I took the door off so birdie could be free.

Unfortunately, they don't say "bird brain" for nothing, because then it wanted to sit there and cheep at me instead of flying to freedom. Once I explained to it that I was getting ready to go get the hairspray, it hopped off.

I suspect it is too young to fly, and now either it's mother will come get it or it will become a cat toy.

But I did my part in the bird rescue.

Such a good do-bee!

*dems4me* ^(Premo) · 05-16-2007, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vraiblonde

You would be proud of me.

A baby bird got stuck between my sliding glass doors - don't ask me how the stupid thing got in there. Instead of spraying it with hairspray and watching it's feather crunch up, I took the door off so birdie could be free.

Unfortunately, they don't say "bird brain" for nothing, because then it wanted to sit there and cheep at me instead of flying to freedom. Once I explained to it that I was getting ready to go get the hairspray, it hopped off.

I suspect it is too young to fly, and now either it's mother will come get it or it will become a cat toy.

But I did my part in the bird rescue.

My hero!!!

Beelzebaby666 · 05-16-2007, 10:24 PM

I used to rescue baby bats when they got stuck that way

Try a pillowcase instead of hairspray

vraiblonde · 05-16-2007, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Beelzebaby666

Try a pillowcase instead of hairspray

Are you suggesting that I smother a baby bird with a pillow case?

I'm not sure if even I could do that.

Who am I trying to kid? Of COURSE I could!

Beelzebaby666 · 05-16-2007, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vraiblonde

Are you suggesting that I smother a baby bird with a pillow case?

I'm not sure if even I could do that.

Who am I trying to kid? Of COURSE I could!

Quoted for evidence.

You're rotten!!

05-16-2007, 04:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
kwillia ^(Premo) * * * * * Member Since: Sep 2002 Posts: 31,719	You've turned a corner, Vrai. You'll be raising possums, coons, motherless kittens and boxers before ya know it! Just promise you will never get a horse...
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05-16-2007, 04:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
Nickel curiouser and curiouser Member Since: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere over the rainbow Posts: 19,773	I found a dead fish in my pond filter but it was too far gone for CPR. I threw it away, but should I have put it in the bird feeder? __________________ Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. -Omar Khayyam
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