New bathing instructions for your cat

Ponytail · 06-27-2003, 05:17 PM

HOW TO BATHE A CAT
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape.
5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.
(Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this)
6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.
7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.

Sincerely,
The Dog

Surf City Baby · 06-27-2003, 05:23 PM

Cowgirl · 06-27-2003, 09:41 PM

my cat always pees in the sink when I bathe her....

vraiblonde · 06-27-2003, 09:45 PM

On the rare occasion I've bathed one of my cats, I put on thick elbow-length work gloves. They will literally shred everything they can get their claws into. Fortunately I don't live in the woods anymore and fleas aren't a problem.

MikeyBash · 07-19-2003, 03:42 PM

I have no problem giving my cat a bath. I enjoy it, my cat enjoys it...the hair sticks to my tounge a bit, but except for that, it's great.

;-)

06-27-2003, 05:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ponytail In the homeland. Member Since: Mar 2003 Location: Philly 'burbs Posts: 10,616	New bathing instructions for your cat HOW TO BATHE A CAT 1. Thoroughly clean toilet. 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo. 3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom. 4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape. 5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this) 6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective. 7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids. 8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry. Sincerely, The Dog __________________ Canine Cancer Awareness Organization Encourage term limits on Minority Representatives and Speakers :yay:] On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend." -- Rich Jeni
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06-27-2003, 05:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
Surf City Baby One Of The Gang Member Since: Apr 2003 Location: Charles County Posts: 187
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06-27-2003, 09:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
Cowgirl I said yes!!! Member Since: Jan 2002 Location: In the land of corn, soybeans, and chickens. Posts: 10,124	my cat always pees in the sink when I bathe her.... __________________ "I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." -Bill Cosby
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06-27-2003, 09:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
vraiblonde Boring by Design Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: "Cynical" is my middle name Posts: 52,128	On the rare occasion I've bathed one of my cats, I put on thick elbow-length work gloves. They will literally shred everything they can get their claws into. Fortunately I don't live in the woods anymore and fleas aren't a problem. __________________ Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money.
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07-19-2003, 03:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
MikeyBash Proud Underachiever Member Since: Jul 2001 Location: Lexington Park Posts: 232	I have no problem giving my cat a bath. I enjoy it, my cat enjoys it...the hair sticks to my tounge a bit, but except for that, it's great. ;-) __________________ The first half of our life is runied by our parents. The second half by our children.
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