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Old 04-26-2008, 04:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I recently had to put my cat down to renal disease :( so my brother gave me an 8 month old female cat. The cat came with a pink litter box, pink play toys, a pink collar that said "princess" and a female name. I have had the cat for a couple of days now. So..today...I pick up the little "princess" to pet it and discover that "she" has male parts! lol.....

I told my brother. His excuse was that when he took her to the vet they told him she was a female. this is obviously not a female cat...

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Old 04-26-2008, 04:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I told my brother. His excuse was that when he took her to the vet they told him she was a female. this is obviously not a male cat...
did you mean to say that it's obviously not a female cat?
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did you mean to say that it's obviously not a female cat?
That's the funny part of the story
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Old 04-26-2008, 05:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lol I fixed the thread. Yes, it's obviously not a female cat.
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That's the funny part of the story
You just made me laugh out loud.
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Old 04-26-2008, 05:26 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lol I fixed the thread. Yes, it's obviously not a female cat.

Time to go get those nads cut out before he starts spraying.

I had my male neutered and he turned gay (no kidding) His name is Gizmo, but we call him "Gaymo".

I bought him a pink collar when he exhibited his gayness.
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Got that planned for next week
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It is most likely too late to keep him from spraying as you are supposed to have them neutered before they hit sexual maturity. He did that about 2 months ago. It is always wise to neuter as soon as they are 4 lbs. None of my males spray. They were all fixed by the time they were 4 months old. But please still get him neutered, we do not need anymore unwanted kittens running around. Just a friendly FYI!
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