Underpants gnomes

[GWguy]

Gnome 1: This is where all our work is done.
Kyle: So what are you gonna do with all these underpants you steal?
Gnome 1: Collecting underpants is just phase one. Phase one: collect underpants.
Kyle: So what's phase two?
[Silence]
Gnome 1: Hey, what's phase two?!
Gnome 2: Phase one: we collect underpants.
Gnome 1: Ya, ya, ya. But what about phase two?
[Silence]
Gnome 2: Well, phase three is profit. Get it?
Stan: I don't get it.
Gnome 2: (Goes over to a chart on the wall) You see, Phase one: collect underpants, phase two-
[Silence]
Gnome 2: Phase three: profit.
Cartman: Oh I get it.
Stan: No you don't.
Kyle: Do you guys know anything about corporations?
Gnome 2: You bet we do.
Gnome 1: Us gnomes are geniuses at corporations.

The cat is in business for itself....

[Pete (Premo)]

Originally Posted by vraiblonde

Keep up, will ya?

What is the singular, underpant?

[Dye Tied (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Chasey_Lane

She goes commando the rest of the time.

You know this, how?

[jetmonkey]

Originally Posted by Pete

You only have 1 pair of underpants?

You can spin them around and then turn them inside out - four days on one pair of drawers.

[mAlice (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Dye Tied

You know this, how?

kris told her.

[Dye Tied (Premo)]

Originally Posted by mAlice

kris told her.

stop it!

[Larry Gude (Premo)]

Originally Posted by cattitude

You should ask Otter about his gnome.

...has been reported. This is FAMILY web site.

[Chasey_Lane]

Originally Posted by Dye Tied

You know this, how?

No visible panty lines.