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| Bored Mommy Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: Off the grid
Posts: 89,089
| Kiki Stinkertoes... ...is so smart! In my basement I have a sliding glass door that has a broken lock. So I keep a wooden dowel in the doorway to prevent people outside from being able to get it. Well. Kiki is so smart, she's learned how to remove the dowel! And after removing the dowel, she paws and rubs at the edge of the glass, trying to push the door open. When she rubs against it just right, she can actually move it a few inches, then push her head through the door opening, thus being able to let herself out. Isn't she cute? ![]() Damn cat! So now I've wedged the dowel in there tight, and she's obsessed with it. She almost got it out a few minutes ago. I have to fix my door lock. |
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| Strung Out Member Since: Feb 2001
Posts: 63,397
| Get... ...Kiki to fix it if she's so ####ing smart.
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| Pea Brain Member Since: Jan 2004 Location: Calvert County
Posts: 24,261
| You know, they say cats are the smartest humans. |
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| Im going to eat you! Member Since: Dec 2003
Posts: 4,714
| Just use a 4x4 instead shouldnt be able to move that. |
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| Garden Variety Gnome Member Since: May 2007 Location: Collective Soul, Haughtyville USA. Meow.
Posts: 15,431
| I say Kiki's body is inhabited by Houdini's ghost. |
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| American Beauty Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: My own private Idaho
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| Iron rod |
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| ~*~ rara avis ~*~ Member Since: Sep 2001
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