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| Bored Mommy Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: Off the grid
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| At least... ...she's not bringing things in anymore. Go ahead and ask why there are cat toys all over my patio.
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| Strung Out Member Since: Feb 2001
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| Why are there cat toys all over the patio?
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| Bored Mommy Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: Off the grid
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| Because Kiki Stinkertoes has decided that's where they need to be. And, as we know, she rules the household.
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| Strung Out Member Since: Feb 2001
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Consider; the cats have toys. This creates dependency, does it not? In my day, cat toys were free and plentiful. We called them 'mice' or 'moles'. Further, where does it follow that a cat thinks let alone decides? "I am thinking that the next time something shiny comes along I will act like I've never seen anything shiny in my life and freak out accordingly. And try to play with it. As though it were a mouse." On top of that, well, I've never seen a cat stick to anything for any amount of time, that didn't have their tail attached to it, long enough to gather everything in one place. I mean, this begs it's own episode.
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__________________ Oh Baby, Roses are red Grass is greener When I think of you I touch my wiener "Participating in a gun buyback because you believe that the criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you believe that the neighbors have too many kids." | |
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| Summer is here Member Since: Jan 2007 Location: Florida's Nature Coast
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| Obama destroyed America Member Since: Mar 2005 Location: Silence!! I throw shoe at you!
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| You silly girl! The are though! Let her take away the toys that they didn't pay for and watch the fuss the cats put up.
__________________ Oh Baby, Roses are red Grass is greener When I think of you I touch my wiener "Participating in a gun buyback because you believe that the criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you believe that the neighbors have too many kids." |
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| My Sweetest Boy Member Since: Mar 2002
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| Insane.
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| Shiver, Shiver! Member Since: Jun 2008 Location: Grooveville
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| I guess you have to be a cat owner to know the cats won't give a crap! |
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