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Old 11-29-2010, 05:59 PM   #1
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At least...

...she's not bringing things in anymore.

Go ahead and ask why there are cat toys all over my patio.
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Old 11-29-2010, 06:00 PM   #2
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Why are there cat toys all over the patio?
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Old 11-29-2010, 06:02 PM   #3
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Why are there cat toys all over the patio?
Because Kiki Stinkertoes has decided that's where they need to be. And, as we know, she rules the household.
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Old 11-29-2010, 06:08 PM   #4
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Because Kiki Stinkertoes has decided that's where they need to be. And, as we know, she rules the household.
Now this, folks, is food for thought.

Consider; the cats have toys. This creates dependency, does it not? In my day, cat toys were free and plentiful. We called them 'mice' or 'moles'.

Further, where does it follow that a cat thinks let alone decides? "I am thinking that the next time something shiny comes along I will act like I've never seen anything shiny in my life and freak out accordingly. And try to play with it. As though it were a mouse."

On top of that, well, I've never seen a cat stick to anything for any amount of time, that didn't have their tail attached to it, long enough to gather everything in one place.

I mean, this begs it's own episode.
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Old 11-29-2010, 06:42 PM   #5
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Old 11-29-2010, 06:47 PM   #6
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Now this, folks, is food for thought.

Consider; the cats have toys. This creates dependency, does it not? In my day, cat toys were free and plentiful. We called them 'mice' or 'moles'.

Further, where does it follow that a cat thinks let alone decides? "I am thinking that the next time something shiny comes along I will act like I've never seen anything shiny in my life and freak out accordingly. And try to play with it. As though it were a mouse."

On top of that, well, I've never seen a cat stick to anything for any amount of time, that didn't have their tail attached to it, long enough to gather everything in one place.

I mean, this begs it's own episode.
And the cats didn't pay for the toys. Her cats are democrats.
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Old 11-29-2010, 06:49 PM   #7
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And the cats didn't pay for the toys. Her cats are democats.
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Old 11-29-2010, 06:51 PM   #8
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You silly girl!

The are though! Let her take away the toys that they didn't pay for and watch the fuss the cats put up.
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Old 11-30-2010, 12:34 PM   #9
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Insane.
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Old 11-30-2010, 01:25 PM   #10
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You silly girl!

The are though! Let her take away the toys that they didn't pay for and watch the fuss the cats put up.
I guess you have to be a cat owner to know the cats won't give a crap!
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