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Old 01-23-2013, 11:17 PM   #11
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Telemarketers I hate them, don't need to answer if I don't know the number.

FED: Hello
Tele: Is this Mr. Fed UP
FED: Yes
Tele: I am with so and so and I can save you this and that
FED: No thank you
Tele: Mr fed up are you sure
FED: Yes (getting agititated now)
Tele: But
FED: CLICK and they hear the dial tone

So after waisting 2 minutes of my day and this happens often, multiply this say two times a week (being generous) and after a year I have waisted 11520seconds per year of my time. Coud have had sex instead, brush teeth, scratch butt etc.
Every time you answer the phone, masturbate.
Problem solved
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Old 01-23-2013, 11:45 PM   #12
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Every time you answer the phone, masturbate.
Problem solved
Ummm, you just can't do what you suggested at any given time of the day. Hell I even get telemarketers on the darn cell phone.

FED: boss I have to take this phone call and go to the bathroom
BOSS: been there before take your time
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:48 AM   #13
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I would have to give up called ID

change the number, give no one the new one, leave the ringer turned off, only use the land line in an emergency
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