401 Keg Plan

[High EGT]

Subject: investment infomation

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
You would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

*It's called the 401-Keg Plan.*

[Sharon (Premo)]

[MrX (Premo)]

sounds like a good plan!

[xusnret]

But when you want to start your withdrawl this is all what is left of your fund.

[PJumper]

Originally Posted by xusnret

But when you want to start your withdrawl this is all what is left of your fund.

Do you have to send that while we're eating lunch?

[toppick08 (Premo)]

Originally Posted by xusnret

But when you want to start your withdrawl this is all what is left of your fund.

Party Pooper..............

[High EGT]

Originally Posted by xusnret

But when you want to start your withdrawl this is all what is left of your fund.

WTF is that? Eh never mind...