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Old 11-03-2006, 01:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Apple Computer reported today that it has developed
computer chips that can store and play music inside
women's breasts. This is considered to be a major
breakthrough because women are always complaining about
men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Apple Computer reported today that it has developed
computer chips that can store and play music inside
women's breasts. This is considered to be a major
breakthrough because women are always complaining about
men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

I just read this to my husband. He's a huge Apple Computer fan. He kind of grinned and shook his head, but I could tell he wanted to laugh.
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