Men v. Women

jrogers · 07-30-2002, 06:39 AM

Are you tired of the battle between the sexes?
Men and women are different. There's no question about it.
But instead of focusing on the negative qualities of men and women, why not celebrate the positive qualities?

Let's start with the Ladies:

Women are compassionate, and loving, and caring.

Women cry when they are happy.

Women are always doing little things to show they care.

They will stop at nothing to get what they think is best for their children (best school, best prom dress, best dentist)

Women have the ability to keep smiling when they are so tired they can hardly stand up.

They know how to turn a simple meal into an occasion.

Women know how to get the most for their money

They know how to comfort a sick friend.

Women bring joy and laughter to the world.

The know how to entertain children for hours on end!

They are honest and loyal.

Women have a will of iron under that soft exterior.

They will go the extra mile to help a friend in need.

Women are easily brought to tears by injustice.

They know how to make a man feel like a king.

Women make the world a much happier place to live.

Now, for the Men:

Men are good at moving heavy things and killing spiders.

vraiblonde · 07-30-2002, 08:22 AM

And they can usually make pretty good spaghetti.

giggles04 · 07-30-2002, 08:56 AM

At least in my case, the boyfriend is a heck of a lot better cook than I am!

jrogers · 07-30-2002, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by joeyinlexpark
jrogers must really dislike men!!

NOT!
I only thought this would stir up a really good thread.

vraiblonde · 07-30-2002, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BchBns

who, the men or the spiders?

The spiders of course. Who did you THINK I was talking about?

Sierra39 · 07-30-2002, 09:48 AM

I thought jrogers post was FUNNY! I think our collective sense of humor is actually rubbing off... :D

Men are also good for:
• scratching the spot on your back you can't reach
• washing the car (if you start it yourself, they'll soon take over!)
• keeping you warm on a cold night
• starting a campfire
• throwing sticks for the dog
• mowing the lawn (esp. if they get to ride on a lawn tractor!)
• scaring away your teen daughter's boyfriend
• opening your beer or wine for you
• opening a stuck jar lid

jrogers · 07-30-2002, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sierra39
I thought jrogers post was FUNNY! I think our collective sense of humor is actually rubbing off... :D

Thanks guys, you are all starting to make me feel so welcome!

Lilly · 07-30-2002, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vraiblonde
And they can usually make pretty good spaghetti.

Not to mention they can often grill a pretty mean steak! And they never budge when you ask for it medium rare - and actually cook it that way!

AnonymousPenguin · 07-30-2002, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BchBns

who, the men or the spiders? :eek:

At least the spiders don't talk back!

(oops, that's right, we're trying to promote the positives ...)

the spiders rule!!

watercolor · 07-30-2002, 04:04 PM

Well...men or my man is good for all kinds of things. But just to get in the spirit of this thread

*tickling my back while I am going into sleep mode
*making me laugh hysterically at the idiocy things he does
*p!ssing me off with tones in his voice
*Not doing the dishes
*Not cleaning up after himself
*tell me he loves me, and being sincere
*touching the right spot every time

I am sure there are alot more...but majority of the time...he is the best....have to give him some credit

07-30-2002, 08:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
vraiblonde Boring by Design Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: "Cynical" is my middle name Posts: 50,000	And they can usually make pretty good spaghetti. __________________ Well secluded, I see all.
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07-30-2002, 08:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
giggles04 Queen of the Southend Member Since: May 2002 Location: The Southend of St. Mary's Posts: 1,341	At least in my case, the boyfriend is a heck of a lot better cook than I am! __________________ 'cause I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raising I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw' And I keep my Christmas lights on On my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me" ~Gretchen Wilson "Redneck Woman"
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07-30-2002, 09:48 AM	#6 (permalink)
Sierra39 Hairball Magnet Member Since: Mar 2002 Location: PF Posts: 414	I thought jrogers post was FUNNY! I think our collective sense of humor is actually rubbing off... :D Men are also good for: • scratching the spot on your back you can't reach • washing the car (if you start it yourself, they'll soon take over!) • keeping you warm on a cold night • starting a campfire • throwing sticks for the dog • mowing the lawn (esp. if they get to ride on a lawn tractor!) • scaring away your teen daughter's boyfriend • opening your beer or wine for you • opening a stuck jar lid __________________ When life gives you hair, make hairballs.
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07-30-2002, 04:04 PM	#10 (permalink)
watercolor flamingo rounder Member Since: May 2002 Posts: 10,429	Well...men or my man is good for all kinds of things. But just to get in the spirit of this thread tickling my back while I am going into sleep mode making me laugh hysterically at the idiocy things he does p!ssing me off with tones in his voice Not doing the dishes Not cleaning up after himself tell me he loves me, and being sincere touching the right spot every time* I am sure there are alot more...but majority of the time...he is the best....have to give him some credit __________________ ADD US TO YOUR MYSPACE http://www.myspace.com/thanksforthemammaries See our website www.isaveboobies.com
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