Marriage; 60 year old and 27 year old...

[Toxick]

Originally Posted by Larry Gude

Can it work?

Apparently not. Billy Joel is...moving out, he and wife are calling it quits.

I wonder why it didn't work?

I think these types of marriages should be illegal anyways.

[vraiblonde]

Originally Posted by Toxick

I think these types of marriages should be illegal anyways.

Why? What's the point of being a rich famous star if you can't grab you a young honey? And what's the point of being a young honey if you can't hook up with a rich famous star?

[Vince]

Originally Posted by RareBreed

Right after I posted, I heard Trace Adkins' song "Next Time I'll Marry for Money". I busted out laughing at the coincidence.

She was pretty
She was smart
she was witty
Yeah she had charm
Cupid shot me
that's what got me down the aisle
But that match made in heaven
Went straight to hell
Split up our possessions
Put the house up for sale
And I learned a lesson I won't be for getting
The next time around

I'm gonna marry for money
I'll be so damn rich it ain't funny
I'm gonna have me a trust fund, yacht club, hot tub piece of the pie
Find me a sweet sugar mama
With a whole lot of zeros and commas
Don't really care if she loves me
She can even be ugly
I'm gonna marry for money

I won't have to love her family
I won't have to like her friends
and if it works out like I planned it,
I won't ever have to work again

Repeat Chorus

Solo

Y'all I'm gonna fly to Hawaii
On a Leer Jet the old lady buys me
I'll call her sweet heart & honey if she's a hundred and twenty
I'm gonna marry for money...
I dont care if she loves me
She can be really ugly
I'm gonna marry for money

Oh, cha-ching mucho deniro

Cracked up the first time I heard that song.

[jetmonkey]

three words - old man smell

[Vince]

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty women makes her husband look small
it very often causes a system fall
As soon as he marrys her then she starts
looking for things that will break his heart
but if you make an ugly women your wife
you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly women will put peals on that
and she'll always give you a piece of that.

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Don't let your friends tell you you have no taste
go ahead and marry anyway
Her face is ugly her eyes don't match
take it from me shes a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Toxick]

Originally Posted by jetmonkey

three words - old man smell

That's the mung beans.

[dn0121]

Originally Posted by Larry Gude

Now you've opened up an interesting topic. Are men and women pretty much equally capable of marrying for money?

It was mentioned this morning on the radio that he has a good prenup so thats a good thing. Im sure she will still be better off than pre Billy though.

[Toxick]

Originally Posted by vraiblonde

Why? What's the point of being a rich famous star if you can't grab you a young honey? And what's the point of being a young honey if you can't hook up with a rich famous star?

The thought of that gray patch mashed up against that waxed patch makes me feel all creepy.

[Dye Tied (Premo)]

Bruce Willis is 54 and his wife Emma is 30. Is it okay that Bruce has a younger hottie wife because he is much hotter than Billy Joel?

[frozenrain]

Originally Posted by Larry Gude

Can it work?

Apparently not. Billy Joel is...moving out, he and wife are calling it quits.

I wonder why it didn't work?

Maybe he did not floss his teeth.