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I was always a dork magnet, anyway, because I tend to be nice to people and they think I really mean it. ![]()
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| I see what you did there. Member Since: Oct 2006
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| 3 days? Member Since: Feb 2008 Location: sweatpants
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I'm thinking his mommy still powders his ass. Quote:
Like that's some sort of magic number that you become this old and ugly hag![]() I still get carded ![]()
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| Lemme ride dat Ostrich Member Since: Feb 2007 Location: Dirty South
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That's just because they are working on making a bigger tip. | |
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| Nothing to see here Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: Rightcheer
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| Cleopatra Jones Member Since: May 2002 Location: Ten Miles of Bad Road For Every Hood in Town...
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... The point was even at that age looking a few years younger what in the hell was a 50something year old man hitting on me for? What was going through his head? Did he think I was going to jump on him right in the middle of the grocery store and tell him I'd been waiting for him? It's one thing if its someone you're familiar with through friends, work, whatever; its another when you come across as a dirty old bastard.
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| BF's Favorite Girl... Member Since: Jul 2007 Location: Lost in the starlight...
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More than I've seen in any other area, if we're going to be honest. Example, a couple my parents used to live next to... she's my age (29), he's my parents age (49). Gross is what I think it is... there is no way in hell I would EVER consider dating anyone my parent's age... but it's accepted as the norm around here ![]()
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| Yep. Member Since: Aug 2008 Location: all over
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