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| Cleopatra Jones Member Since: May 2002 Location: Ten Miles of Bad Road For Every Hood in Town...
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I could swallow that if I turned around and looked at him or something but he came up from behind me and said that. He started speaking and I turned around to see who was talking to me. I was unaware that I'd had anyone behind me. It was creepy.
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| Registered User Member Since: Jul 2008
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PUMA: Women in their 30s, also referred to as "cougars in training." COUGAR CUBS: Women in their 20s. WILLING PREY: Men. WHITETAIL DEER: The preferred choice of prey for cougars, usually men in their 20s. LIVESTOCK: Married men, not that desirable, but an option if prey is scarce. Also known as "domesticated." ENDANGERED SPECIES: Nice guys. GAME WARDEN: Men in their 40s and 50s. Not that desirable because they carry tranquillizer guns and relocate cougars against their will. GURUS: Successful self-made men who have made lots of money, usually in their 40s and 50s. To be closely studied but not hunted. ROADKILL: One-night stands | |
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| Taint What? Member Since: Nov 2005 Location: Gas Bubble Run
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| An old man speaks to you in a store and you want to call the cops on him. Now we see why you don't have many friends |
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| 1. (adj) Hazardous Member Since: May 2003 Location: Sitting on a park bench
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| Who wouldn't want some of dat? I'm not even gay, and I'd hit it.
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| My Sweetest Boy Member Since: Mar 2002
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I'm unaware that we've met or know each other but I don't need many friends.
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| Voted Nicest in 08 Member Since: Aug 2005
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| That wasn't very nice.
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| down south 'jukin Member Since: Sep 2007 Location: Leonardtown
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| she's perfect <3 Member Since: Feb 2008 Location: sweatpants
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| Carded by the door person They don't get any tips. |
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| Harley Rider Member Since: Mar 2007 Location: Waldorf
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Guys want young, hot and lively women. Most men (not all) would jump at the opportunity. (Why do you think Hooters always packed)? Some women look for a "daddy figure" to protect and take care of them (looks irrelevant in most cases). Why do I see soo many "babes" with "duds"? What do they see in them? Just what I said. Not many of you ladies would turn down a guy 25 years older than you if he pulled up to a dock in a yacht or cigarette boat and asked if you'd like to go out for the day, would ya??? Nor would you 40 & 50 year old ladies turn down that 21 year old Chippendale dancer...Fess up; I've heard you talk about it... Quote:
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