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Old 03-15-2012, 07:49 AM   #1
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Your Next eHarmony Date?

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Getting Paid To Go On eHarmony Dates | YourTango

The actress is now supposedly earning a paycheck to go on dates. Yikes.
Jennifer Love Hewitt seems to have bad luck in the love department. The busty actress has confessed that men don't even hit on her (we find that hard to believe!). Jennifer Love Hewitt Is In Love With Her Boobs, But Guys Aren't?

So, JLH's new career move may not come as a huge surprise given the fact that she's been a bit of a serial dater. She's now the new eHarmony spokeswoman. And she gets paid to go on dates.
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Old 03-15-2012, 08:13 AM   #2
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Getting Paid To Go On eHarmony Dates | YourTango

The actress is now supposedly earning a paycheck to go on dates. Yikes.
Jennifer Love Hewitt seems to have bad luck in the love department. The busty actress has confessed that men don't even hit on her (we find that hard to believe!). Jennifer Love Hewitt Is In Love With Her Boobs, But Guys Aren't?

So, JLH's new career move may not come as a huge surprise given the fact that she's been a bit of a serial dater. She's now the new eHarmony spokeswoman. And she gets paid to go on dates.
JLH is my freebie!

I am all over this!
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Old 03-15-2012, 08:22 AM   #3
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JLH is my freebie!

I am all over this!
She and I are going out tonight, sorry for your luck.
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I'll fight you for her...
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Old 03-15-2012, 08:27 AM   #5
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I'll fight you for her...
How about fencing, it sounds more gentlemanly.
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How about fencing, it sounds more gentlemanly.


I can't fence.

How about a Halo-off.
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How about fencing, it sounds more gentlemanly.
Barbed wire to keep her from escaping?
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I can't fence.

How about a Halo-off.
I hate Halo, Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3?
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I can't fence.

How about a Halo-off.
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I hate Halo, Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3?
While you 2 were busy playing Xbox, she decided to go out with me instead. :wishfulthinking:

By the way, if she's gettin paid to go "on dates", what does that make her if she ends up gettin some action?
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En garde!
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